97.1: We Put the Fun Back in Funeral

Movie Meltdown - Episode 97.1 This week we kick off our Sharktopus premiere party by defending our show and our twisted sense of humor. And obviously we carry on unfazed since we still continue to discuss beating your dead loved ones with a stick, making bread out of your Grandmother and the mentioned but never fully understood - monkey fisting. Hey, we are who we are, and there’s not really anything we can do about it. All that plus Sharktopus h'ordeuvres, Modern Family, Bill and Ted’s Excellent Crotchety Adventure, The Blob remake, Heather Donahue, OJ and Sea Monkeys, The Day of the Triffids, Speedos, The Morgue, gay white Oprah, outing yourself as a hobo, Chloe Moretz, trying to ugly-up Chris Pine, Sh*t My Dad Says, Bill Moseley, Kate Beckinsale, Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole, Rob Zombie, watching random TV, owl titties, Bogus Journey, Emily the Strange, the awesome Karl Urban, we’re gonna have to have an ass-off!, Avatar - The Last Airbender, a candy dish full of human teeth, Whiteout, not being able to get into Buffy, Bed Bug farm, choking out Sherri Moon, smart Zoe Saldana, fighting owls, I love to get stuff out of the garbage, Jay’s in another dimension, Keanu Reeves might be your father, screwing over Bubo, Conner was a whiney little bitch, Janeane Garofalo, The Lords of Salem and a deep fryer is full of tears. “Come on America, cheer up about death.”