Cool thing Nice Yes EE I don't want any fucking tea, I'm no affection here If anyone, and I had tea and anything you want to say, a proper smack Nah that's it Nah So welcome back, welcome back, you know, it's been a while, hasn't been a while anyway, been that long. No, it's not been that long. It's been long enough. Right, settle down now.
Ooh, a long screen, long screen. Panning. No, no, I was disappointed I missed the last one, to be honest. So I got you out of the nice.
It was very impromptu. It was just like, I was finished work fairly early on a Monday or whatever it was, and I was like, I know Jon was off on a Monday Tuesday, so I was like, just fired out there, lit the beacon, and I knew Jon was just sitting on his arthorn. I was like, I could just tell, not me, late on the evening he was going to make dinner and shit, so I didn't want to back up his plans. I was in the pocket of time where I knew the game, and I got, you didn't know Jon, so there you go.
You know, the listeners can thank me later. You enjoy it when he's on, isn't he? They do, yeah, it's very OK. Exactly, I mean, we need to get Will on, but obviously we've got episode 100 round of corner, so Will will be on soon rather than late.
You know what I mean? It's special 100. Yeah, exactly. Do you just think, mate, that's history being made, isn't it?
All these all those listeners thinking, hey, they've made it. They've done it, they've really done it. I can't, one of them. We're just going to hit 99 and leave it anyway.
That's done, yeah. So, it's really that one that you never put out, the fucking terrible robot Will one, that's number one on you. Oh, good, yeah, Robot Will. Robot Will, yeah.
That's what everyone was doing here. Yeah. It was really good at the time, listening to Robot Will. It's funny, but it's just...
It doesn't translate when people are just irritating when you're not... Yeah, when you go through the editing, it just sounds like someone's trying to fucking pierce your skull. Like a magnet or something, yeah, just... Yeah, radiation or something like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it might give people radiation poisoning, if they were to listen to it. Yeah, we would do the right thing, health, health and safety. Health and safety, yeah, exactly. So, it's over time in point anyway.
Actually, back in the way. I'm just like... He was a flop, wasn't he? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Husky Mikey Mikey. I mean, I like Husky Mikey Mikey. He's a rare character, but I like to... He's a rare character.
I mean, the thing that concerned me personally is you know what I'm shut on my co-ins, I think you did it. Yeah, yeah. So, why didn't you think it was strange that when you came, it was open and there was like a hobo sat at the bar, just drinking all my booze, and like, setting fire stuff. Like, why didn't you question, why did you have a beer with him instead of saying...
Well, it was a Guinness, a new Guinness, man. The new Guinness. We had to try the new Guinness. Have you tried the new Guinness, mate?
I'll be giving it past. I'll have to listen to you, I'll probably give it a mis-for-man. Yeah, it was a failure. It was an absolute failure.
Yeah, you wouldn't recommend it, never. Never again. No. No.
No. You could make any... Like, if I was going to make a Guinness... I wouldn't...
I'd just make an ice coffee, mate. Yeah. Just drop a little bit of vodka in it or something. That's a nice touch.
It's easy. It's easy. Don't need to make it into a fucking... I wouldn't make that ice coffee, mate, into a beer, would I?
An answer to you. Could you be like... What's this ice doing in this beer? I need to put vodka in this as well.
So, yeah, a fan out there. Yeah, it was a bit of a wait on there, and I won't be able to travel. Yeah, you might get hooked up. I know.
Or more of that shit. Yeah. Oh, he only wanted to love it. No.
Well, once you were with the... The Colberry. No, no. Don't worry about it.
It's fine, yeah. But you're back, mate. I am back. Doors are open.
Doors are open. It's real beers. Not gimmick beers. Well, actually, it's super gimmick beers.
Yeah, they are gimmick beers, but I don't worry about that. But versus battles. Probably, I mean, I would say that the people in the North are better than the people in the South. Dont wanna do it.
Dont wanna do it. Yeah, they're coming out here. They even sound better, don't they? Yeah, they're just gonna be like, I love sound better.
I'll just listen, imagine if we was Northern now doing this. Oh, we would be... We're fucking inundating with our bodies. We would be celebrities.
Yeah, that would be. We would have had fucking hairy bikas on, other people. Yeah. I mean, all the people have to tell you would have been here, but because we're Southern, we've got no one ever.
No. We can't even get Neil Morrissey or Jamie Oliver. Neil Oliver. Come on.
Ask them a few times as well. a few point blank refuses. We'll keep asking, we don't worry, listen. They are, they're us.
We'll get one, yeah. But yeah, but to start off, yeah. Cause I know you enjoyed that Shandy last time, mate. Yeah I did.
So I've only gone and got you another little cheeky Shandy. Lovely. This is from the Shandy Shack. It's an IPA Shandy.
It is 2.8% though, mate. That sounds fine. That sounds good to me. Yeah, can you can handle that?
Get this crack taken first. So where did you pick us up, mate? Millets, mate. If I get a thing out, if you're normal, you wouldn't be going to Millets, mate.
You wouldn't have this stuff. But I did see there was a party around here, local, do they, didn't they, the fucking, you know, what they call it? Only one. Folly fest.
And they saw that they had a little stool there. So I don't know if they must be local, maybe. They did have a stool there, yeah. I mean, I went on the Shandy on that particular out with me.
I was on the Lillian and Tonic side and I'm back. But yeah, so I think they must be like a local to the area. Obviously, just, yeah, they must be next to shit. But, no noise.
I guess it's good if you got that, if you are, like cause I have a little girl with me when I was there. So I'll have a good place. It's safe on the city of Tonic music. If you're a Dabbie family in the mrs.
in your ear. A couple of 2.8. Yeah, a couple of 2.8 so you can't get a little, you can't get a little, you can't get it together. And you call it Shandy.
They're clever. You call it Shandy. I'm just trying to get a couple of... I'm going to the Shandy.
And I'm going to the Shandy. Yeah, I'm just getting on one of Shandy's. You're not 7 Shandy's. Yeah, but it's Shandy's.
It's fine then. It's fine then. You're drawing the other one. Yeah, but then you have Shandy.
Do you think you might be able to have a deal with really? You're pissing at him. You're pissing at him. five-star shandy in my opinion mate.
Yeah, better now Ben Ben. Well that's like a six percent. Yeah you're getting actually, you're not getting the shandy shacking efficiency. No this may be real.
This is more of a beer. The warm is a bit sweeter. So really nice. You know, some holidays are a 12 year old lad being cheeky and getting yourself a shandy.
I mean, whereas this is a more of a beer. Yeah, like you say, I think you could. If you wanted to, if you were out in the lads and you were, you had to knock it back for some reason. Get fucking shangies.
And you'll have a good time anyway mate. You'll have a good time. It doesn't matter, but the percentage don't matter. You can have a 0.0 in you.
And as long as you're enjoying the sale, that's all. That's all the matter. That's all the matter. But yeah, I mean, it's nice.
It's got a sweetness to it. But it's not overly fizzy or overly sweet. Yeah. It's just got a nice subtle, subtle beer.
Yeah, it is more fine. It is a nicer touch. You know, it's really nice. It's really good.
It's really good. It tastes like summers on the village green. Mm. Yeah, it does.
I mean, again, it's dangerous to say that mate. Because we had a bit of green. A couple of little greens. Yeah, quite a few little greens.
Yeah, there's more of these greens than if it was anywhere. Yeah, just because it's greens everywhere. And we did have summers back then, didn't we? As well as well.
So we could easily kind of tell if it's something in the summer in a village green or not. You know, we're the people to tell you. And it is. Yeah, I'll give it.
And it's 108 calories. That's pretty good. Yeah, it's a free-fairy-fairy bottle. It's not a big bottle.
It's gluten-free. Nice. It's vegan and natural. Good.
And it is low alcohol as well. Yeah. So it's something in this. Shandy-shandy.
It's shandy-shat. Check them out. And I think that's not the only one I do. From what I can see.
They do like, yeah, they do like, everything for me, and they shandy it up for me. Nice. They should get the candy shop whatever. Take me to the candy shop.
They should do. Take me to the shandy-shak. Something, something, something back. Take me to the shandy-shak.
You know, you did that. Take me to the candy shop. I'm famous, not even that. Right.
Well, if you wrote that song. Because it might have been Nelly. Nelly? Yeah.
50 cent. Take me to the candy shop. Where I am. It was 50 cent.
Was it 50 cent? Yeah, but I don't know what you're saying. Take me to the candy shop. Take me to the, take me to your candy shop.
And I'll make your panties drop. Take me to the candy stuff. Ooh. And I'll make your panties.
I don't know what I'm saying. Yeah, that's nice. Yeah. But you didn't throw it.
We have now, so. Yeah, so imagine. I mean, he'll do some raw use if he didn't see it. Yeah, probably about 50 billion quid.
Yeah. He didn't got any more, is he? Yeah, he didn't got that many more. Yeah, he didn't have a lot.
But, alright, can he won't have as much as you think he does. Yeah, because I'm actually spending more than he's earning, aren't he? Yeah, he got one. Yeah.
These days. They're spending more than they're fucking earning. Of course, they're living for us. They're sitting there.
They're sitting there. Same 50 cent as well. He's got to fucking eat his mansions and shit. And he's got to eat food.
Exactly. But not the people at Shandy Shack, mate. They're killing it. Yeah, they are raking it in there.
Like go on to Shandy Shack.com. Surely he got. They must be. They must be a student.
They must have Shandy Shack.com. Yeah, I mean, they've got to really, if they have a big, big, mister trick. They have it. I'm biting them inside their back.
You want to Shandy Shack? Right back to me. Shandy Shack. Oh, it came up.
It came up on Google about even trying that. That was ready for me. Shandy Shack, your Amazon, and Shandy.co.uk. But it's not opening.
Oh, wait. It's opening. It's opening. Yeah, Shandy Shack.
Yeah, free delivery. On orders over 2020. That's free to be fair. I don't know what to say.
That is pretty good. It's not going to have 50, mate. Yeah. It's ready to be a pretty low number.
Nice. That is good. Nice, boy. I mean, he's a bit, well, if he's, he's, he's going to teach you.
Yeah. And he's too up for now. I mean, that's a nice jumper. Yeah, you're right.
I like that jumper a lot. Yeah. It's like, well, it's all brown. Greeny browns.
Greeny brown. Like a country, sort of. Yeah. But a ridge is in.
Like a classic. Yeah. Yeah. It's a nice jumper.
But yeah, you get your bees on there. Yeah. As featured in everything, my guardian, BBC. These guys, these are big boys now.
They are. This is an inside. Someone's got contacts, mate. You can get the guardian and BBC straight away.
Yeah, they. You know, we had the guardian and BBC. Yeah, we'd be fucking everywhere. We'd be swearing.
We'd know. We'd be swearing. So there we go. It's back.
So what have we got then? I like the sound of that. Yeah. I've tasted more, isn't it?
It's got a taste. It's got a taste test for the way it's called. You know, we get a great taste award, 2021. Is that Tesco a great taste?
Is it just general or great taste? I think I just general. Yeah, right. Tesco is right in there.
2.8, or I think as well, mate. 2.8, or I'll show you a poster. Case is 24.99. You're getting active for the end.
OK, now. Fair play to him. Well, don't check him out. Take him out.
We're going to be all the stuff. Pro-code, Turbo Sports Radio, Turbo Tavon 14. Yeah. And if you can't fit it in, you might have to do it a few times.
Yeah, do it. Do it kind of orders. Maybe do Turbo the first one. Tavon the second one.
They won't work. Yeah, they won't again. But it will flag up in their system. Someone's trying to use Turbo Sports Radio, Turbo Tavon, and the number 14.
You can use it separately. Like I said. Yeah, but what? Maybe just pick your name as your name with Turbo Tavon between Mr.
James, Turbo Tavon Smith. And then if everyone does that, then I think, oh, what is there so many people called Turbo Tavon? There you go. Just get our fucking name out.
Yeah, just call him out. Call the Guardian up. Kellam. If you are on a go, or you've got mates in the BBC, just tell them about us.
Yeah, we'll go BBC 3 and flame up. You'll be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's fine. We need to just get out of there.
Yeah, let's make a little bit of money doing this. Just anything. Anything. Three beers would be nice.
Three beers would be good. The money, I ain't really. Because then you've got to turn it into a business. No, I ain't really into that shit.
Yeah, well, and then you've got to turn that money to beer anyway. Might as well just cut the middle one out and just have the fucking beer. Yeah. It's easy.
Yeah. It's a very long move. Thanks in advance. Yeah, thanks in advance.
We're going to one show. We're not proud. Yeah. Oh, you're talking about beer and stuff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice. Yeah, clean. Yeah.
Oh, what did you say? What did you say is the favourite beers to recommend to a girl? Where do you do one about the old Guinness? Call?
Were you really? Was that a good one? Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, try it. Yeah. Well, thanks for coming on, boy. There's been really great having you on.
So if you aren't interested, then after Turbo Sports Radio on the old Turbo, Tom and Radio's. Yeah, there you go. That one, did he? Fucking prick.
Can I know. All right now. Shall we just. Shall we shut up?
Shall we shut up? We enjoyed that one yet. Give a look how far can they blow in? We've done a lot of people seeing a garden, you don't see them on left right.
I'll give that a triple thumbs up mate. Ooh. You like that? Where's that extra thumb coming from?
Exactly. Exactly. That's how good it is. Well done, shall we shut up?
No one else has ever got a thumbs up for. That is unheard of. So, no, I've done that. We'll have to put that to the side now as much as we've enjoyed that.
Yeah. It's too good really. We're on to the opening. We're on to the opening.
What do you want to go for us for us for? What do you want to go for us for? Let's go for it. Let's go for it.
What do you want to do? One after the other we'll both together. I think we've got to do one after an other, aren't we? What are you thinking?
I just don't want to mix them. We do one after the other. Yeah. Do you want to fucking sweet chinook?
Yeah. And then what will the fun look? Which one do you want to go for? It's a Thundertaker Pay-ale.
Or the both Pay-Lales. One's a Cri-Pop and Tallis. And the other one is Cri-Pop and Chinook. So, where do you want to go for Chinook or a Tallis?
Don't really know what those words really mean. Let's go for fucking sweet chinook music first. So, these are the New York, Bruco wrestling beers that we've spoken about many a time. We've had one here and there throughout.
We've been trying to get through. These are the last two now. So, we're battling it out. It's the Thundertaker versus...
What's your microfiber? Your microfiber is fucking name. I'm thinking Michael Johnson. Michael Johnson.
Michael Johnson. Michael Johnson. Yes, your microfiber is the Thundertaker. Thunder.
Thunder. Where we go? Correct open. I've just put it out there.
Very nice cans. The artwork on these cans made it very nice. Yeah, and I'm not good. I've had these sitting for a while now.
I've had these sitting for a while now. I've been in my pretates. We have to fucking give it out. Yeah, but we haven't been disappointed by a brew York beer yet, mate.
No, we haven't. We haven't had a bad one. I think I might have had a couple of... I mean, Northern Monk, we're going to move on to.
I have a lot of division. But I've had a couple that I ain't too sure about. Just like a brew dog. Sometimes you just get one that isn't...
I'm not saying it's the point. Yeah, I'm not saying it's poor. It's just... If you have lots of them up to them, then you have to trouble.
When it was good as they are, if you bring something out of this mediocre, you know it's easy. Yeah, when you crack a drink magic, mate, it's pretty lit. They're screwed now. Yeah, yeah.
If it's fucking terrible. Oh, good. Because everyone has been thinking magic, drinking magic. That smells magic.
Yeah, that smells better, isn't it? That smells beautiful. That's the Chinook. You can smell it here.
I like that. I like to... Shall I read this one out? Yeah, it sounds not too bad.
This is the second of the Forza Viva series. We haven't done it in order whatsoever. The most electrifying hop, blend and brewing entertainment designed to create a bright hit of survivable hop compounds for enhanced hop character. The beer is hopped with Cryopopopop and Chinook.
This is the showsto stopper, the icon. The main event, Cryopop is a trademark of the Yachty Monster Cropper. What am I getting there? They give you the web-o ground, don't they?
The top makes this all... Oh, hop. Web-o-gram is 100% hop. Well, let's give this a note up and see what we get out of it.
I hate it that they call it a web-o-gram. It's called a such-and-such. Well... It's a web-o-gram.
It looks like a web. It gives you information. It's a fucking web-o-gram. It's a smudgy graph.
It's a smudgy graph. Yeah, it's a bit of a technical term. Ooh. Ooh, that's a...
It's a cream going on. Yeah. It's a little peachy like little turned bottom to that mate. It comes back on it.
Yeah, it's all... If fruit's back up, then it doesn't fruit you down. No. It'll screw you up.
Under the... Underneath. What is that? What is that fruit?
I'm saying peach, but I don't think it is peach mate. No, you might be. In that fucking... It's not very...
It's not peachy, is it? You wouldn't call it peachy. No, you wouldn't call it peachy, but you would call it... I could touch my nectarine.
You know, like, just... What's that fucking family? What do you call that family? Plum's in shit.
Plum's in shit. It's got that plum. It's got a stone fruit. It's got a stone fruit.
Deep stone fruit flavour. It's like an apricot. Not a vioid. No, no, no.
It is like an apricot. Yeah, it is like an apricot. Yeah, that's the closest, I think. Yeah, I can apricot jam.
Yes. But not sweet. No, not sweet. Like an apricot.
Someone's... They've like put a spoon in an apricot jam, swelled it around, then like maybe stirred someone's tea with it. Oh, yeah. Or dipped it in someone's tea.
It took off most of it mate. It took off most of the sweetness. Most of it went in the tea. If you just add a little lick on that spoon, you might get something.
It's obviously a little... The teas, because of that as well. Yeah, because you wanted to use that spoon again, didn't you, for like the next cup of tea? Yeah.
But you didn't want to wash it. No, it could be some of that. So you just don't have tea. Go quickly, get the rest of that.
That would be my tea. It's an erdemow, isn't it? Yeah. But that tea's ready now.
It's ready now. It's ready now. That's a nice treat. If you were to, I mean, lovely wife made me a cup of tea before we went on air, because that's what we do.
We have a nice cup of tea. Get the rest of the ready. Get the rest of the ready. Oh, really?
Well, it's a little bit of, oh, it's a nice, nice, nice, nice. Yeah. You saw someone do it. That's a good idea.
Yeah. If you didn't, like, it weren't making it or anything, just like honking it in there. But just a nice little, dip it, dip it, dip it, and stir. You'd be like, is that what it's like?
It's out on your day. That's a nice touch. Yeah. I'm going to try that next time.
I have some maple cup of tea. Next time you'll even make some coronation chicken or a fucking sponge. What's that cake you have fucking apricham in? Something in it's like something in it.
Yeah. It's something in it. before this, essentially Coronation Chicken and that cake. I've always done that in a fucking jam.
That'd be the meal. You don't make a pudding especially because you've got your own pickled jam. I think it could be anything. I think it might be like a fucking, it might be that Christmas cake and you use the apricot jam and then you put the ice on it.
I think you might write it. So you'll have it at Christmas. When you come over at Christmas, you'll have a Coronation Chicken at Christmas. Or turkey.
You'll be Coronation Turk. That's the only thing I could think. And I'll have a Christmas cake ready for you. No, it's a Christmas special.
Christmas special. Well, it didn't air. Was that the real one or was that another one completely fucked up? We definitely recorded the Christmas special.
But did we not record the Christmas special? No, I think Christmas special must have been the... Yeah, the Christmas special was the real one because I'm pretty sure on that one we were talking about favourite Christmas films. Yeah, ah, it's a shame.
The artwork for that one mate is a nice cartridge. It's a nice cartridge on that one. It's already done. I was looking at the other day.
I was just chucking out there next time. But this one? Yeah, Christmas trees on it. Yeah.
Christmas Christmas in this one, didn't we? Yeah, we talked about our favourite Christmas films on this episode. It's your favourite Christmas film in summer. Not my favourite Christmas.
Is it? I really like it. I'm not sure if I'm giving it a strict Christmas film. It's Christmas-y.
It's a hard one to go for. Would you watch at Christmas or Halloween? Yeah, see. Oh, babe, I guess, mate, can you?
November. Yeah, November. Yeah, the game between. Chuck it in between, mate.
Perfect in between. Don't get many between films, do you? No, you don't. Thanksgiving films, I suppose.
Any thanksgiving films? What's your favourite Thanksgiving film? Probably, ah, carry on Thanksgiving. Ah, I was putting it.
Yeah, yeah. Barbara Windsor. She always liked the pillroom, wouldn't she? No, she was too, she was too Indian.
No, she was too Indian. She was too Indian. She was too Indian. Oh, toggly, wouldn't she?
No, Bernard Breslaw, he was a chief when he. Yeah, that was a bit, yeah, it was a bit, yeah. Yeah, it was a bit different. Yeah, it was a different time.
What exactly was it? Yeah, what's the name? Sid. Sid James.
Sid James. Sid James, he was obviously one of the pillrooms when he... Yeah, he's top, top pilgrim. Yeah, top pilgrim.
He's going over there. And he's got to get him to be talking to fucking cool. Yeah, he's got to talk to these fucking Indians. Oh, he's rocking Indians.
Oh, he's going to tell them what's worth it. And then Barbara's got to... Great! Oh, oh.
And then it's just cut to them in a ten minute. And the teepee's like rocking, but it's like, Barbara's like, get off him or get off him or what's she in here. Like, have you? Yeah, blow ya!
I love that, like fucking brilliant. And I was like, what's the little one with the glasses? I can't think of that. No, I can't think of that.
But he was... He was sitting with Sid James, he was having a pillroom when he was going over there trying to make it work and work and work with everybody and get it sorted. It's always fucking up for him. Oh, it's fucking brilliant, you've got to watch it.
You've never seen it, carry on Thanksgiving. Yeah, it's on Netflix. It's on Netflix. Fuck in the brilliant.
I tell you, they're still keeping up with me. They have not let us down yet. I'm happy with that bit. It's an interesting look turn.
I will say that, and we don't know if that is an off turn or not. It could be the start of an off turn. It could definitely be. But I think it's really nice.
I think it hits you right when you first have the gold and it's an interesting little fruit you know in there. The cryopop thing, though, is like, it's basically bringing out all the fucking, like I said, all the fucking flavours, I was supposed to super explode the hops in your shit. You know what I'm saying? It's so hoppy.
But I guess what we really should have done is we should have got another fucking beer that I think it said this last time that has the chin of cups in it or another beer that had the fucking talus hops in it. Yeah, yeah. And compared that, we've done this now so fuck off. Yeah, we can do that.
Yeah, we've done the next one. Yeah, we've done it the next one. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, we're in arse with you.
Hand me to anyone. You haven't even got us a fucking guardian or BBC yet. No fucking centralised. Oh, I'll do this, do that.
We're gonna see BBC as well. Come on, now. I'll read a bedtime story mate. I don't give a shit.
Yeah, comics. Got it to a mat. I'll do a rat shit. I'll read a fucking bedtime story now.
Well, I'll say to a people's name. Oh, Mr. Tumbles mate. Oh, he seems like a good lad.
Oh, I can't get up. Yeah, I'll make the tumbler. It just seems like, you know, a nice genuine old boy, but a little bit of coconut in the real fucking mat. It would be fun.
It would be fun. Tumbles. There's no reason to know. Tumbles.
There's a sticker, there's a sticker on the case of me or not. Yeah. It does have a red face, isn't it? I can't remember.