A $300 Perfume Smelled Like A Seafood Dumpster

👑 This is your Crown Chat! Got thoughts on today's episode? Hit the 'Send us a Text Message' link above and tell me what's on your mind! Fair warning — the funniest ones might get read live on air!We spin the Master Studio Wheel and read some of the most unhinged one-star fragrance reviews on the internet, from a luxury niche perfume dragged as a seafood dumpster to a rose incense masterpiece accused of smelling like a Victorian ghost. Then we roast the idea that a famous cologne is supposed to make strangers propose marriage, and we ask you to tell us what these scents really smell like. • Shoutouts to listeners streaming worldwide and what it means for the community • Baccarat Rouge 540 one-star “wet cardboard” critique and how scent associations spiral • Notes talk around saffron and amberwood and why skin chemistry changes everything • Portrait of a Lady review comparing it to a dusty haunted closet and what that reveals about rose patchouli incense styles • Creed Aventus complaint about instant marriage proposals and why fragrance is not a dating superpower • Question to the audience to share real impressions and call out exaggerated reviews Leave your thoughts in the in the comments. And matter of fact, y'all, don't forget you can you can hit us up in the fan mail. Leave a leave a comment and and subscribe. Let us know your thoughts. Support the showWant to support the show or treat me to your favorite coffee or teach me to like coffee? support me here at the link below and I will give an on air shout out!:https://www.buzzsprout.com/2626058/support📩 BEHIND YOUR REVIEWS TESTIMONY INBOXHave a hater review or a piece of wonky logic you want us to audit next? Slide your screenshots directly into our anonymous studio inbox at: [email protected] 📣 PREMIUM SUPERHERO SHOUTOUTSWant to celebrate your establishment on the airwaves and broadcast your amazing work across our global network? Email us directly at [email protected] to request an official X & Neko Justice Premium Superhero Shoutout!🐾 Keep your favorite local spots safe, keep it cute, keep it grown, family... and for the love of all things good leave better tips!!  The Baristas will appreciate you for it!!