A 5-Way? | Packers Therapy #492

Chris and Dave fire up an emergency session of Packers Therapy after realizing they forgot the one thing their listeners desperately crave each week: the Ha Ha Clinton-Dix Picks. Fueled by rain-soaked Wisconsin gloom, the Austrian-Missourian territorial crisis, a Mountain Dew Baja Blast, and the Freeman Family Economic Stimulus Package, our boys return to settle the great statistical anomaly of 2025 — a five-way tie in the betting lines.Yes, five degenerates somehow posted the exact same score, same picks, same tiebreaker guess, and will now be forced to share a queen-sized bed at the Packers Therapy Hotel & Casino (bring earplugs, elbow guards, and Dr. Klaus).In this bonus episode, Chris delivers injury updates (Jacobs week-to-week, Love’s shoulder angry, Quay Walker’s neck pretending it’s 80 years old), Dave rewrites the betting lines on the fly after half the players actually didn’t play, and both wonder aloud whether Lafleur has ever heard of play-action or if he just wakes up every morning and asks his coffee mug, “Run-run-screen-punt again?”The guys work through:The five-way tie from hellListeners’ limericks about deflowering, trapdoor love, Coach LaFleur’s therapy needs, and Mango the Cat demanding a payroll checkThe McManus/Packer kicking trauma no one is recovering fromThe existential crisis of Rashan Gary maybe being a mirageEmmanuel Lewis jokes (yes, THAT Emmanuel Lewis)New York movie-going (Predator: Badlands in 4DX, where Chris was sprayed with water every time someone’s head got cut off)And why the Packers are physically incapable of generating turnoversAll while preparing for yet another rollercoaster against the Vikings — a team neither host recognizes as a legitimate NFL franchise.If you’re here for logic, clear analysis, emotional stability, or a healthy relationship with football… well, you might be lost.But if you’re here for degenerate betting, limerick appreciation, and the slow emotional unraveling of two men who care too much about this team, welcome back to Packers Therapy. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/packerstherapyPayPal: [email protected] its first show in 2005, Packers Therapy is the longest-running Packers podcast on the Internet. Hosts Chris and Dave began the show as a way of capturing the spirited chats the two co-workers had about the team around the office. The two have no pretense about being experts: they are just two opinionated shareholders who love the team, follow it closely, but don’t always see the Packers fortunes eye to eye.The guys encourage comments and questions via their Twitter feed @PackersTherapy or email to [email protected] and read and respond to as many as they can during each show.Packers Therapy is a part of the Packers Talk family of podcasts, serving up five distinct podcasts to satisfy the most fervent of Packer fans. Variety is the spice of life, so subscribe to Packers Talk on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. You can also follow Packers Talk on Twitter and Facebook.