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EPISODE · May 18, 2026 · 41 MIN

A 9-Year-Old Took Over Our Podcast and Roasted Everyone

from If This Doesn’t Work… · host Justin Anderson

This week on If This Doesn’t Work… we handed the microphone to our friend’s 9-year-old daughter and let her answer the kind of questions most adults can’t even handle.What followed was part Kids Say the Darndest Things, part tiny roast battle, part accidental philosophy seminar. Harleigh explains why adults make no sense, why dogs are probably faking it, what she’d do if she ruled the world, how Roblox could apparently fix homelessness, and why everyone in the room needs serious help with fashion.Then, near the end, her little brother Holden joins the show for a few minutes because after watching his sister do it, he basically said, “what about me?”This episode is chaotic, ridiculous, strangely honest, and somehow one of the funniest conversations we’ve had on the podcast.New episodes of If This Doesn’t Work… every Monday @ 9am.Subscribe for more conversations with comedians, artists, friends, weirdos, and now apparently children who are funnier than us.

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