A Bathroom Prank Sign Should Not Ruin Dinner

👑 This is your Crown Chat! Got thoughts on today's episode? Hit the 'Send us a Text Message' link above and tell me what's on your mind! Fair warning — the funniest ones might get read live on air!We kick off Wonky Wednesday with a few real-life obstacles, a big global shout out to listeners, and our mission to protect small businesses from petty review culture. Then we audit two one-star reviews that spiral over a prank bathroom sign and a windy marina deck, and we say out loud what a fair rating should actually be. • Setting the tone for a grown, spicy review audit • Celebrating global listeners and what it means for the community • Why a prank bathroom sign is not a business failure • How embarrassment turns into exaggerated online reviews • Why blaming a venue for wind is misdirected and unfair • Practical gut-checks for writing helpful Google or Yelp reviews Don’t forget if you haven’t already, you can become an official monthly supporter of the show. Click that support the show link right at the top of our show notes to unlock on-air shout outs, um, get custom stickers and engrave Nico Justice pens. Help us keep these mics running completely independent with no corporate bosses.Support the showWant to support the show or treat me to your favorite coffee or teach me to like coffee? support me here at the link below and I will give an on air shout out!:https://www.buzzsprout.com/2626058/support📩 BEHIND YOUR REVIEWS TESTIMONY INBOXHave a hater review or a piece of wonky logic you want us to audit next? Slide your screenshots directly into our anonymous studio inbox at: [email protected] 📣 PREMIUM SUPERHERO SHOUTOUTSWant to celebrate your establishment on the airwaves and broadcast your amazing work across our global network? Email us directly at [email protected] to request an official X & Neko Justice Premium Superhero Shoutout!🐾 Keep your favorite local spots safe, keep it cute, keep it grown, family... and for the love of all things good leave better tips!!  The Baristas will appreciate you for it!!