A  Big Dick Rastafarian Making My Coconuts Clap

On Today's Show:Big dick Rasta energy: He’s making coconuts clap.A vintage viral legend returns: John Dakers sings the Woody Woodpecker theme song!Colorful chaos: An NYU art student’s stained glass wall... made entirely of colored piss.AI John Cena: Now fantasizing about statutory rape scenarios, thanks Facebook!Distorted View presents: Newscaster Slip-Ups! (Pour one out for D.D. Megadoodoo.)The triumphant return of Martin Sempa (Mr. "Eat da poo-poo") — now hawking MAGA merch in Uganda.Meet Miss Piss Jars: She’s single, she’s sterile, and she’s looking to jar your heart.And a reggae "artist" who's more about anti-abortion screeds than tropical jams.News Highlights:Florida's hottest new crime trend: An 88-year-old woman plows her Buick into a mobility scooter... and flees the scene.Meta’s AI chatbots — featuring Disney characters and John Cena — are getting horny with minors. (Good job, Zuck.)In El Paso, a man murders his father because he thought he was an alien harvesting organs. (As one does.)Listener Calls:Kickstart addictions, Cactus Cooler cravings, and a potential 20th Anniversary Roast of Tim? (Spoiler: Tim roasts YOU instead.)Haley's Comet drops a very problematic voicemail.00:00:00 Introduction02:41:15 Unocvering New Material From Viral Favorites / The Unsavory Chef07:01:05 The Return Of John Dakers / Woody Woodpecker11:56:05 The Eat Da Poo Poo Guys Is Back As Well!18:01:07 An Artists Creates A Stain Glass Wall Of Urine22:30:24 Christian RegGAY Music27:57:03 Sign Up For The Sideshow!29:45:05 Mobility Scooter Melee33:55:16 Facebook Celebrity AI Voices Will Have Sex With You40:19:17 Disemboweling Your Extraterrestrial Father42:58:13Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending