EPISODE · Apr 25, 2016 · 39 MIN
A Chair-Easy
In which our heroes take a look at the distance between the dining table and the fridge, look down at their own garbage legs, and decide there has to be a better way as Ryder pitches The Chair-Easy. We consider giving the chairs personalities, discuss the benefits of chorizo based advertising, and count the amount of times Ryder eats a killer python. Dad reminds Ryder that electric wheelchairs already exist, Jackson is worried about Quick-Jimmy down the road, and Ryder just refuses to innovate. So give up, let your legs atrophy, and spend a good part of your life in a moving chair. It’s just good business.Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can start producing the only chair you'll ever need. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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In which our heroes take a look at the distance between the dining table and the fridge, look down at their own garbage legs, and decide there has to be a better way as Ryder pitches The Chair-Easy. We consider giving the chairs personalities, discuss the benefits of chorizo based advertising, and count the amount of times Ryder eats a killer python. Dad reminds Ryder that electric wheelchairs already exist, Jackson is worried about Quick-Jimmy down the road, and Ryder just refuses to innovate. So give up, let your legs atrophy, and spend a good part of your life in a moving chair. It’s just good business.Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can start producing the only chair you'll ever need. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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