A Christmas Cookie Catastrophe!

Hohohohohoho! It's me Santa and I'm busy dammit. I don't have time to write a lot of show notes so I'm just gonna tell you that these two losers are on the naughty list 😜. They are getting nothing but coal and old porno for Christmas. Get this, all they did today was go on and on about whatever and then did a game about Hallmark movies. What? It's all true, they are nasty boys and they are in big trouble. Welp, it's time to get back on my sleigh, I'm trying to get Blixten or whatever to do some of the work so I can take Mrs. Claus into the sleigh's sleeping quarters and get her into her big dog costume because that shit is hot! Alright see ya.Follow us on Instagram: @beerenginepod Email us: [email protected] us a tip: ko-fi.com/beerenginepodcast ★ Support this podcast ★