A Christmas Hangover as Newcastle lose to Chelsea, Luton, Forest...but wait, there's more!

Kevin can't contain his pessimism as visions of pink slips begin to dance in his head. Simultaneously calling for calm and for peoples' heads, Kevin is a tangled ball of frustration. Andrew, our new Chief Ispiration Officer, provides just enough perspective to earn his new title, reminding the listener, numerous times, that the season, is actually, not over. (Clutches Pearls.)  It's a bumpy ride, so hold on tight to your black and white New Year hats...you know, the silly looking ones that are made out of cardboard, shaped like Abraham Lincoln's, and inexplicably have a pair of sunglasses stapled to them for some reason.  Happy Holidays from your friends in misery, the Mischief of Magpies!