A Douche Disaster Sends America's Favorite Fisting Fanatic To The ER

Happy Monday, Freaks! Tim Henson is back to kick off the week with a colonic explosion of stories that'll make you laugh, gag, and rethink your decor choices. On today’s show:Biblical Bowel Movement Miracles – A prophetess with a book full of declarations is here to rebuke your diarrhea in the name of Jesus!HungerFF vs. The Shower Shot – America’s most ambitious fisting enthusiast lands in the ER after a tragic butt blowout. His new podcast “Brolapse” reveals all.Interstate Apple Fritter Disaster – An Ohio man sacrifices public safety to save a donut. We can’t even be mad.Fake Security Guy Jerk-Off Show – A pretend transit cop gets his rocks off in Miami. Police are not amused.Loyalty Tests Are the New Cheating – Why trust your partner when you can pay a hot stranger to try to seduce them?Plus:🏠 Tim and his mom recount the family’s bold interior design choices, including a red-carpeted Spanish-themed trailer with iron décor and terrariums.💡 The lighting obsession continues—lava lamps, the Glorb, and a dangerous desire for the legendary Colossus.📞 Tim roleplays as a horny grandma on a phone sex line. Things get grotesquely romantic.🧼 One man's rectal hygiene routine goes so wrong it ends in surgery, a stoma, and a psych hold—but he’s still determined to take fists again someday.Time Stamps:00:00:00 Introduction02:41:05 I Have No Design Sense And A Tacky Style06:12:14 My Childhood Trailer Was Bought Brand New With A Theme12:14:13 Did My Dad Have An Affair With A Spanish Broad?15:43:10 Let Me Bless Your Rectum, Colon, And Intestines19:22:00 A Fisting Ethusiast Popped His Pooper And Lost Some Of His Intestine28:22:00 Support This Stupidity!30:13:15 Donut Slip Causes Multi Car Crash34:08:03 Imposter Security Guard Rubs One Out37:08:09 Hiring Internet Sluts To Determine If Your Spouse Would Cheat42:56:24Voicemails: 206-666-446 / Ending