A Duo Décimation in Paris

What happen-ed at Roland Garros: Rafa Nadal leaves Paris with a TWELFTH title and Ash Barty with her unexpected first. Dominic Thiem made further strides up the ATP mountain, but fell just short to a ruthless Nadal, again. The women's draw saw a stampede of dark horses make the second week, cementing the WTA as a tour ripe with would-be winners. All that plus wind, rain, scheduling mishaps, and Madison Keys hunting down a towel snatcher on this recap episode of the 2019 French Open.   01:59 Ash Barty surprises and delights in her maiden Slam singles run 16:45 The weather causes poor scheduling, yet again 21:39 Konta's resurgence, fatigue in defending the WTA, and defending Jo 32:43 The other decimation that happened in Paris: Nadal's duodécimo 46:41 Fed's ball launch: subjectivity falls in favour of some while it doesn't for others 49:23 In defence of Nole, despite his "I'd like to speak to your supervisor" disposition 53:51 Holding organizers responsible for their shit decisions rather than blaming players 61:49 Double take: Kiki's TIME at world #1 and Thiem's #1 supporter 69:40 Rankings watch: Naomi & Ash top the WTA & a pair of new ATP top 10 entrants 73:29 Madison rectifies, James judges Simona, and G.E.M.S. Life vanishes