A Fart Trapped In Pants

‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ wasn’t a complete snooze-fest this week because at least we got a Halloween party (also cue me being insanely jealous of Farrah getting Halloween-themed bday parties, can I switch my birthday?) and Rinna is back to her old tricks once Kim Richards showed up. Do we REALLY think Rinna is THAT HURT from getting the bunny back? Let’s discuss. ‘Southern Charm’ is a healthy balance of Kathryn spending a ton of money/dating a guy who is giving the crew Thomas vibes and Shep celebrating the idea that Austin and Madison miiiiiight break up (THE BAND’S BACK TOGETHER!). ‘Real Housewives of New York City’ was IN-CRED-I-BLE. A Christmas episode mixed with a drunk af Miami vacation? Yes please. Luann is confronted yet again for not being a good friend but in the drunkest, messiest way possible.