A Generic Looking Soccer Hero, The Walking Office Dead, Worst Rated Water Park

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for the personal museum of one the world's great soccer star, featuring what may be replica trophies, and not much else. Except for the million statues, that don't look anything like him. A federal government office, where the strategy seems to be that if they can crush your spirit enough, you'll just give up & leave. The "worst rated water park in America", where the stairs are rusty, and the diapers float free!!   Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!!   Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!