A grammar book walks into a bar. A play about words.

Send us Fan MailSubmitted to Twitter by @RCdeWinter,  attributed to Jill Thomas DoyleI’m afraid you may need to play some of the examples more than once to enjoy the delightful humour and grammatical subtleties.A grammar book walks into a bar * A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.  * A bar was walked into by the passive voice.  * An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.* A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intents and purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.* Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything. * A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.* Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type." * A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud. * Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.  * A synonym strolls into a tavern.  * At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.  * A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.  * Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.  * A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered. * An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel. * The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known. * A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph. * The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense. * A dyslexic walks into a bra. * A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.  * A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert. * A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget. [An explanation of some of the terms is offered at the end of the podcast].Stay up-to-date with all of Tudor's podcasts, blogs and current affairs commentary by signing up to our newsletter! Email [email protected] to sign up!Follow Tudor on Twitter @TudortweetFollow Tudor's blogs:everydaycreativity.ukleaderswedeserve.wordpress.com