A Guy Said to God (11/365)

from 365Jokes · host Matt McClain

A guy said to God, "God, is it true that to you a billion years is like a second?" God said yes. The guy said, "God, is it true that to you a billion dollars is like a penny?" God said yes. The guy said, "God, can I have a penny?" God said, "Sure, just a second." —Mark DeBolt

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