A letter to CERN (Earth is a Gift)

Today's episode is a stern message to CERN and its employees, some of whom allegedly believe that we are "trapped" here on earth and are attempting to break free. I'll be back soon with a more light-hearted ramble about random things. Just had to get this out there. Maybe it will resonate. Sending good vibes! Even to the lab technicians who have been forced into secrecy and are leading the public to believe they're "slamming subatomic particles together" (eye roll), for whatever goofy reasons they claim they're doing it. The large hadron collider is very likely an energy weapon being used to manipulate human consciousness. There, I said it. Talk to y'all soon.