A little on Sydney Sweeney's GQ interview, a lot on Penmar People

I thought we had put Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle campaign to bed, but I forgot that Spokane Sam the groundhog came up to burp last week, signaling six more weeks of bullshit. A little on that GQ interview, some TV opinions, plus a light investigation into the “Penmar Person” archetype. Venice MAGA, if you will. P.S. The Salt on the Table substack is live ⁠HERE⁠Want to put a microtrend under the microscope? Send your topic submission to [email protected] XO, Gabrielle (⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@saltlacroix⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠)