A Mikey Christmas Carol Pt. 3: Jingle Bells, Corporate Hell

https://linktr.ee/TheMikeyPodcast Welcome to Episode 3 of A Mikey Christmas Carol! Today, we’re going full Scrooge on the holidays with "Jingle Bells, Corporate Hell". Mikey’s taking a sledgehammer to Christmas capitalism, exposing Santa as a glorified CEO, the Elf on the Shelf as a surveillance state prototype, and Rudolph as a marketing con disguised as a feel-good story. It’s holiday cheer served with a side of labor exploitation, environmental destruction, and enough corporate greed to make even the Grinch blush. 🛠️ What’s Inside Santa’s Sweatshop: Why St. Nick’s workshop sounds a lot like Amazon without benefits. Elf on the Shelf: The pint-sized narc teaching your kids to love surveillance. Rudolph’s Origin Story: A corporate invention to sell coloring books turned holiday superstar. Christmas Waste & Guilt: From mountains of wrapping paper to the guilt-inducing ads fueling holiday spending. The Real Magic: It’s not about the gifts—it’s about the people making it all happen. 🎧 Don’t Be a FreeloaderLike what you hear? Smash that subscribe button and join the Sub-Club to keep this show going. Share this episode with someone who’s on Santa’s naughty list—they need it more than anyone. 🎅 🌀 Stay Safe, Stay Weird, and Question Everything.