“A Powerful Allegory about Jerking Off” (Sweet Valley High #46, Decisions)

This week, Pardo is sick with a cold, and Liz is sick with an unquenchable lust for her new dirty habit. While her friend Robin Wilson is asking the big questions (Should I go to Sarah Lawrence, which 40 years from now will be the site of a notorious sex cult that will be documented in a gripping Hulu limited series???), Liz shamefully hides in Jessica’s room, doing something positively blasphemous. Join us for a discussion of rich aunts, tough decisions, and sex cults in “A Powerful Allegory about Jerking Off” (Sweet Valley High #46, Decisions).