A Proudly Unpredictable Human Being

A proudly unpredictable mom calls to talk with Gethard about errant mouth bones, thrift-store vendettas, and escaping a fundamentalist upbringing. Plus: dead snakes, a dilapidated chicken coop, and a toddler determined to keep all of us on our toes. Sign up for Beautiful/Anonymous+ to get ad free episodes and access to exclusive audio including 5 Random Questions with this week's caller. Leave us a voicemail at (973) 306-4676 Head to chrisgeth.com for tickets to Gethard's upcoming shows. Text BEAUTIFUL to 64000 to get twenty percent off all IQBAR products, plus FREE shipping. Message and data rates may apply. Head to Talkiatry.com/BEAUTIFUL to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes. To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to MINTMOBILE.com/beautiful See what's hiding in your closet, you might be surprised how much you can earn with Vinted. download the Vinted app for free to start listing with no seller fees, and for a limited time, enjoy free shipping in the US. Right now, save 25% on your first order at Zazzle.com.