A Pulverized Christmas by Mr Roboto

Let's make some fast acid! Synthesize the sleigh bells with a 909 kick! Check the scope! Yeah! Check the scope! Random notes! For the naughty and the nice Subtract one octave! Descending through the chimney like a C-minor vice! Sawtooth wave! 200 Hertz! Increase the resonance until it hurts! Put the holiday in an envelope for two! It’s a pulverized Christmas for me and you! Let's duck it! Let's make it pump! Watch the little elves do the techno jump! Increase the duck attack! 200 milliseconds and we’re never coming back! Lower the depth to zero-point-eight! Ribbon the seed! We’re running late! Repeat every cycle! Repeat the cheer! The same mechanical Christmas every single year! Add some distortion to the holiday ham Push the slider! Jam, Skinbags, Jam! Add a foghorn sound! Super saw! Santa’s coming to town! High detune! High release! In the scale of C-minor, we find our peace! On beat two out of thirty-two! Slow the pattern! What you gonna do? FM the foghorn! Make it pump! Efficiency is the only hurdle we jump! READY TO GO UNLIMITED? ACCESS THE HOLIDAY!