A Series of Poorly Considered Hypotheticals

This week on Premeditated Opinions, we’re closing out the year the only responsible way we know how: by playing a wildly inappropriate party game and overthinking every possible outcome.Pamela and Josh crack open Pick Your Poison from Dyce Games, a game designed to force you into deeply uncomfortable “would you rather” scenarios — and then judge you for your choices.Some highlights include:Losing and regrowing all your teeth (again?)Fighting an ostrich to the deathHaving visible farts vs. permanent dental traumaMouth breathing vs. a Mike Tyson punchWhy boring days might actually be the dreamPamela’s evolving identity as a human cactusJosh discovering his breaking point is… tuna breathThis episode is unserious in the best way; light, goofy, and exactly what your nervous system needs between the holidays and the existential dread of January.This episode is sponsored by Dyce Games, the makers of:Bad ChoicesPick Your PoisonAnd several other games designed to expose your friends publiclyThey were kind enough to send us games to play — and they’ve given us an affiliate link, which means:You get a great gameWe get a small commissionEveryone wins (except the person who chooses visible farts)👉 Use our affiliate link to support the show:https://www.amazon.com/BAD-CHOICES-Have-Adult-Party/dp/B07RJ215S3?maas=maas_adg_B4627958FD98D6C37E32AA61B0EB2A9B_afap_abs&ref_=aa_maas&tag=maas(You can use this link for any Dyce Games purchase, not just the one we played.)🎧 Perfect For:Holiday hangoversGroup chats that need new materialWhite elephant seasonPeople who love “would you rather” but hate small talkAnyone who needs to laugh before the new year startsTell us what you think: are we brilliant or mildly unhinged? (Both is fine.)Drop a comment below or connect with us here:Instagram: @PremeditatedOpinionsSubstack (bonus content & chaos): https://substack.com/@premeditatedopinions/postsDyce GamesDyce Games supports and sponsors this podcast!Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showStay Connected with us on these platforms:Website: https://www.premeditatedopinions.comYoutube: https://youtube.com/@premeditatedopinionspodcastSubstack: https://substack.com/@premeditatedopinionsInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/premeditated_opinions/Threads: https://www.threads.com/@premeditated_opinionsAnd don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and share us with your friends and family!