A Specifically 80s Heist | Corey Feldman Told to Beat It | Don’t Use James Brown’s Toilet

The ultimate 80s weekend outing was pointless if it didn’t include a stop at Santarama Miniland. But Jan van Riebeeck’s Lilliputian empire has crumbled — and it’s given Paulo an idea for a very specific, very tiny heist.Naturally, it somehow involves Michael Jackson. And because we said “Michael Jackson” three times in a row, we accidentally summoned Corey Feldman. Unfortunately, we seem to be the only ones as we find out why he was told to “Beat It”, along with several other very 'Bad" Michael Jackson song puns.If you flew into certain airports in 80s America, you might have found a bar where everybody knew your name — and two barflies who knew how to steal your soul.Finally, “Two 80s Truths and a Lie” warns us never to use James Brown’s toilet.Links:Santarama Mini Land & Jan van Riebeeck Statue (00:03:24): https://web.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=10160433653026599&set=gm.584606431122676&idorvanity=293847420198580https://thesewalkingboots.wordpress.com/2013/05/15/santarama-miniland/https://web.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=486060891462309&set=a.471171301709762&id=100064506887860&_rdc=1&_rdrGiant Michael Jackson Statues (00:12:28):https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn0q2krypkroCorey Feldman admin woe: https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/29/corey-feldman-not-at-michael-premiere-due-to-misunderstanding/Animatronic Barflies from "Cheers" : https://www.mentalfloss.com/entertainment/tv/cheers-bar-robots-controversyTwo 80s Truths and a Lie: https://time.com/3629041/james-brown/#That 80s Show, #1980s nostalgia, #South African culture, #Santa's Mini Land, #theme parks, #Jan van Riebeeck, #Michael Jackson statue, #Gold Reef City, #Cresta Ice Rink, #Corey Feldman, #Cheers bars, #animatronic characters, #80s pop culture, #miniature replicas, #historical landmarks, #HIV awareness, #80s trivia, #mobile phones, #GIF invention, #celebrity anecdotes, #heist plans, #family entertainment, #childhood memories, #quirky attractions, #South African landmarks,