A Theoretical Analysis of Poop Particles Ep. 11

Send Us a Message.. please be niceTrigger warning: this episode discusses topics relating to fecal matter, gendered bathrooms, butthole cleansing, and wiping with artificially long nails. And also a particularly gruesome story of a mucus stalagmite. If you don’t like toilet humor- you have been warned.  But also…if you don’t like toilet humor, what are you still doing here? Actually we need the listens, so thanks. Even if you’re just here to angry listen. MOVING ALONG. Join us this week for more honesty from the world of Nonsexual Soulmates. We are taking on another major controversy- who has a dirtier bathroom- the men or the women? Are men generally dirtier, just leaving their dribbles all about? Or are women actually more disgusting and leaving behind crime scene level mayhem? This week, Kailey wonders about wiping which leads to bidets and Kayla shares some potentially disturbing theories surrounding poop particles. Spoiler alert: THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. We hope you enjoy this episode but also we want to hear your stories! Do you have a bidet? Do you have a theory of particles (poop or otherwise)? Have you experience restroom horrors or have a story that definitively decides which gender is more destructive to bathroom cleanliness? Tell us all the details. And as always, thanks for listening ya turkeys. GET EXCLUSIVE ACCESS TO OUR CONTENThttps://www.nonsexualsoulmatespodcast.comJust follow the link & enter your email. Do us all a favor and like/subscribe/review. Our contact info is listed below.  Email: [email protected] & additional content: YouTube: @nonsexualsoulmatespodcast Instagram: @nonsexualsoulmatespodcastTok: nonsexualsoulmatespod We use Riverside to remotely record & we highly recommend them. Find out more below:https://tinyurl.com/RvrsdWe also recommend Buzzsprout if you're looking for a great way to deliver your podcast to all the platforms:https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=2108597Listen up: There are affiliate links in this description. At no additional cost to you, we will be compensated if you click and/or make purchases. (We want this podcast to pay for itself, okay?)  All content is presented for entertainment purposes only & is not intended as professional advice. Please consult with a medical professional before making changes to your diet, wellness, & healthcare/mental healthcare practices.