A Touch of the Tism

Marshall has a question for Gunter: are all Southern siblings this messed up? Unfortunately, Gunter’s an only child, so no real data there. Marshall doesn’t understand why people call their sisters “sissy,” and Gunter can’t really help. We also learn Gunter has weird names for her parents, which only adds to Marshall’s confusion. Marshall launches into a theory on why millennials have no money and rants about pretension (again). Gunter thinks Marshall doesn’t fully grasp how people really view finances. Marshall provides a breaking update: Wilford Brimley has passed (spoiler alert—it’s not new). We get a passionate monologue about how Marshall prefers his hands dried with a towel, not air. This ties back—somehow—to Gunter’s fancy new bidet toilet. Marshall also announces he struggles spelling in both French and German, then explains the Turing Test to Gunter just to make sure she’s not an AI. Speaking of which—Marshall hates AI. There’s even a power outage during recording (don’t worry, they keep going). Car comparisons come back, including a fresh round of test drive reviews. Marshall revisits his deep-seated hatred for Magic Eye posters and shares his not-so-glowing opinion of Thinking, Fast and Slow. It’s a long one. And yes, it’s all over the place. Just how you like it.