A Very Merry Cringemas

Merry Cringemas everybody! And to live up to that name, we've got a show teeming with awkward first kisses, OfficeMax Santa gifts, and a poem Terri wrote to her boyfriend in 1993. Plus: 90s gifts that wouldn't exist today (hi, answering machines!) and our (least) favorite Christmas movie. We wish you a safe and happy holiday season, and thank you for your support of Generation Artax! More at generationartax.com. In this episode: Kim credits Christmas for her executive functioning skills Why we loved getting office supplies from Santa The gift that changed our actual lives #answeringmachinelife Terri's first branding project happened while playing "hotel," which isn't as creepy as it sounds Lori's play-by-play of her first kiss, which reads like a screenplay of teenage seduction chicken, and makes us all feel creepy and Lori is mortified 20-yr-old Terri gets a watch from her boyfriend Kim defends It's a Wonderful Life, Why Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas is the best of all time Why Polar Express is uncanny valley creepy AF and also just sad Kim introduces a new term–holiday edging–and grosses us all out The truth about Santa and how Lori ruined Christmas for the kids at school Got a story to tell? Join Terri in the Studio to write like you never have before. Try it free! territrespicio.com/writewithme Visit our website: www.generationartax.com and join our mailing list for the latest information on the podcast.