A Wooden Dress (The Dressmaker's Song)

lyrics: a wooden dress last night, i carved you a wooden dress to protect you from the world's unsavory caress from the world's unrelenting molest for no man I know can molest through a wooden dress. sculpted and flowing with wood grain a glowing a little leg showing this dress makes the rest look like crap! and it lasts! if you love it, it loves you right back! that's some magic it's wooden, not fabric! timeless, forever and built for all weather this dress is a treasure this dress buries treasures in it I wanna make a dress that's so good and so wooden that you could be married in it I wanna make a dress that's so good and so wooden that you could be buried in it not that you're dead or necessarily even dying but it could happen, hey it could happen and when you least expect it in that case, the best case is if you were encased in that dress I'd dig a little grave and well, you know the rest