ABBOTT AND COSTELLO Classic BITS (2 10's for a 5) + Lizabeth Scott

Bud and Lou are taking a train to New York to do a sketch with Lizabeth Scott. On the way, Bud does the "pick a number" bit, and "two tens for a five." Amid the tried-and-true routines, here's Lizabeth Scott (constantly called "ELIZABETH" by Lou). Maybe THAT is why she plants a kiss on Bud instead. WOW. Wordplay? Yes, you get that, too, as Lizabeth (catchier first name than her real one, Emma) confuses Lou with her "mules." No songs or filler, just pure "lay it in their laps" (as Bud used to say) comedy gold! Script by veteran A&C writer John Grant, with some help from the 3 Stooges scripter Elwood Ullman!