EPISODE · May 28, 2026 · 34 MIN
Abi Clarke Bought a BOYFRIEND PILLOW! (and got ghosted by it)
Toasters we are BACK with another romp through someone's online shopping history. It's really the only way to tell a life story, you know. 🚨 NEW EPISODE 🚨This week on My Mate Bought a Toaster, we dive deep into the Amazon purchase history of comedian and internet superstar Abi Clarke… and discover baking obsessions, hidden erotica, catastrophic boyfriend pillows and a deeply competitive attitude towards board games. Like DEEPLY competitive. Which we LOVE.Among the discoveries:🎂 Abi once made a fondant CAKE version of her sociology teacher📚 She panic-bought the entire Fifty Shades trilogy… then hid it from her parents in shame🛏️ A “boyfriend pillow” purchase that ended in emotional devastation🎭 Multiple balaclavas bought for sketch characters… all played by Abi herself🐈 Why her cat is potentially a bigger star than she isPLUS: dating anxiety, disastrous ACL injuries from wrestling comedians, wedding cake pressure, cat litter adverts, and one of the greatest New Year’s Eve party ideas we’ve ever heard.⏱️ BEST BITS:00:04:00 — Abi’s teenage baking obsession00:05:40 — The cake version of her teacher00:12:00 — The full Fifty Shades confession00:16:20 — The tragic boyfriend pillow story00:18:00 — Abi’s all-time favourite board game00:22:00 — The multiple balaclava mystery00:25:00 — The cat that earns more than actors00:29:00 — ACL recovery horror stories🎵 TikTok 📸Instagram ▶️YouTube 📘 Facebook❤️ Follow Abi Clarke on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/abiclarkecomedyAnd keep an eye out for the next episode with broadcaster and drumming meteorologist Owain Wyn Evans — coming soon, with early access landing first on Patreon…Toast xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Abi Clarke Bought a BOYFRIEND PILLOW! (and got ghosted by it)
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