about Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E.

These lyrics might come in handy. You’ve been warned.   It's like Shakespeare   But with lots more punching   It's like Goethe   But with lots more crushing   Like Titanic   But the boat's still floating   No it's not!   The motherfucking boat is exploding!   NEXTWAVE!   NEXTWAVE!   Dirk Anger   Is one crazy mamma-jamma   He leads HATE   Sitting around in his pretty pink pyjamas   HATE was formed   By the Beyond Corporation   Purposely   To bring about catastrophic devastation!   NEXTWAVE!   NEXTWAVE!   Do you want a haircut?   The Beyond Corporation's gonna help you out   Do you need a toothbrush?   The Beyond Corporation's got an extra one   Do you have a step-son?    The Beyond Corporation's gonna rub him out   Do you see a monster?   Or a pirate?   Electric emu?   A giant sky-rat?   A midget Hitler?!   Or Pontius Pilate!   Don't call your mom or your doctor,   Just pick up the phone and call!   NEXTWAVE! Wooawoaah   NEXTWAVE!   Give us a Nextwave roll call!   MONICA!   Is gonna microwave your ass!   TABBY!   Is gonna steal all your stuff!   AARON!   Is going to organise your sock drawer!   ELSA!   Is gonna speak with an accent!   THE CAPTAIN!   His name is The Captain!   NEXTWAVE!   NEXTWAVE!   NEXTWAVE! Somebody please, please call...   NEXTWAVE!   For God's sake, somebody call Nextwave...      Our theme music (not Nextwave's) is "Back to the Grind" by Billie Stevens.   You can find J and Lazy N Ramble On... at jandlazyn.com, or subscribe wherever you currently subscribe to podcasts, including Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, &tc. but #FuckSpotify.   You can "well, actually" us and tell us we’re wrong on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook, leave us a voice message, or email us at [email protected].   And we have merch! Peruse our warez @ TeePublic. Buy a shirt! Buy a mask!   Or support us directly at paypal.me/jandlazyn