Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter? I barely Knew Her!

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Join Chris and B as we dawn our top hats and wooden stake bandoliers while watching 2012’s “Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter.” What’s worse than the civil war being infested with vampires? The actual history. We smoke up and drop truth bombs while discussing Mary Todd and Abe’s inability to make obvious connections, Abe’s tendencies to choose violence even at a young age, and wtf horse fight… nuff said.

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