ACE Family, Ryan Kavanaugh, SteveWillDoIt - After Dark #61

Family, family, family... That's it. A cult. We've thrown a cult.

We ascended into cultness. Jared Leto style. Absolutely. I'm going to be throwing a white robe-only summit in some island where everything's legal, where there's no law.

That'd be a good place to party in white attire. Everyone will be in white attire. I'll be wearing red or something, and everyone else will wear it. Yeah, yeah.

That's your brain. It's fine. That's the whole shit. Actually, speaking of Jared Leto, I'm happy to say, or I don't know if happy is the right word, but there was that movie that came out that everyone's hyped to...

Oh, The House of Gucci. How's the Gucci? Jared Leto was in it And I'm happy to say That everybody hated his performance Right? Am I right?

That was like a University of Africa So that's good I actually enjoyed his performance Oh I haven't seen the movie So you're entitled to that opinion But I just don't know how He's a serious actor After all we've seen from him He did win an Academy Award For the Dallas Buyers Club He's had some very good movies Yeah well Despite him Perhaps I mean come on Anyway Welcome to After Dark It's Friday baby Oh It's sponsored by Raycon and Mint Mobile Thank you guys so much I'm so tired I feel like D.D. make a do-do today Did you try milling in Final Fantasy all night? Dude okay No The new Final Fantasy expansion Came out last night at 1 That's a little rough So I was like okay I'm trying to log in Trying to log in Get in There's like a 3,000 person wait list But I'm waiting patiently Like a good boy I get down to the very end of the queue Ready to log in Here we go I go to take I'm sorry if this is crude I'm taking I'm you know Passing stool Is that Defecation What's the nicest way to say it? Passing stool?

I was dropping a stool sample off I'm not as crude as Mike So I was dropping Let's say Flaming third bag Right I was dropping the bread dough off I was Pinching a loaf I was Putting the bread Loafs out to rise Dropping the kids off the pool What? What? No Anyway so what happens was I was on the toilet Finished Ready to finish up The power goes out In the whole fucking house Now we have an electric toilet It's every day I cannot flush this toilet When the power goes out Wait even the flush I don't know We don't know how to do it But you would think There'd be a way I was tinkering I was looking everywhere I was pushing everything As far as I can tell There's no way to flush this fucking toilet When there's no electricity And so I've got a giant shit In my toilet That I can't flush And I can't log into my goddamn game There's no power all night long I'm walking around by candlelight Like damn Who's the guy in the Christmas carol? Ebeneezer Scrooge?

There's a manual flush button Available on the right I pushed that fucking button bro Trust me Pushed it like a thousand times Yeah there's a little button on the side It says for flushing It doesn't work It does not work And in fact if you don't trust me I'll put it on my story today Even though we do have Is it turds going on? To be honest I forgot to check this morning No it could be But I don't think it is Because it's down there In our kind of like public bathroom Hey Gabe What's going on? Hey Gabe How are you doing? You at Target?

Is this a paid integration? I'm doing some shopping right now It's Friday shopping Today's the biggest shop It's every Friday Oh you shop every Friday? I'm trying to look at some trees Yeah Okay Those shelves look stacked What are you looking at there? I'm trying to look at Christmas trees and stuff Oh hell yeah Yeah There's some Christmas lights It looks good on the tree Can you ask that employee If it's okay Your mask is down for the call?

It's okay My mask is down for the call All right Oh he's good Approved Awesome thank you Thanks for that door employee What a guy What a guy How you been? How was your Thanksgiving? It's great I had a good turkey Nice to be sleeping Oh yeah You eating your fair share of good food? Oh yeah definitely Deserved that turkey all year baby Fuck yeah Fuck yeah baby Fuck yeah baby All right About Target wow We'd love to see it You know the holidays are coming What do you get me for Christmas?

Oh something A surprise Okay Should we do a secret Santa for each other? Should we do a gift exchange? Sure why not Why don't you come in person On our last one before Christmas And we can do a gift exchange Me and you That's not good That's not fun I'd love to see you in person Give you an embrace Every last time Get some of those woos going Fuck baby Fuck baby Fuck Yeah Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Fuck baby Yeah I see that nine bucks Damn I don't think it's a big roll I think it's one of those small Yeah You got a double at 18 A triple at 24 Hell yeah You got all those prices on lockdown All right Okay well You know Don't want to interfere with your shopping But it is Friday So I'm glad to talk to you Is there work or school tomorrow? No work or school tomorrow Oh fucking hell Fuck baby Ow It's Friday baby You're all Shopping Friday baby Fuck Shopping Friday All right You gonna pick up some white claws?

Probably Yeah good call All right Christmas All right you take care You have a good holiday Okay bud Yeah have a good one All right well Not holiday weekend Take care All right Love to see you again Oh I'm excited for as you do The gift exchange Yeah that's a good idea You better show something good for me Because I'm going to show something good for him I'm going to buy him a Rolex sack Wouldn't that be awesome? Oof That one's done That's the exact That's not even funny is it? No that's too cold man That's some dark shit right there Yeah so What was it What was it I was talking about Before gave you You were talking about Your giant turd Left in your toilet Oh yeah so The bathroom is in this communal area That like other people use Who are in our home For example Lena might use this toilet Right She was there this morning Yeah she was there helping this morning And I made a mental note To get there first thing in the morning Yeah right But I didn't And I'm assuming somebody Went in there Awakening And this was not a Third you would necessarily want To walk in on Not that any of them are But this one in particular Was fairly girthy And long Was it solid at least? Yeah it was good solid That's a little better Yeah but it was like She is usually here by now So it doesn't make me wonder I think she just fainted Yeah so House of Gucci Here's a headline for you Oh my god Is this a real headline?

I love this Yep House of Gucci Jared Leto's horrendous Horrendous performance Single-handedly ruins Ridley Scott's movie Holy shit This is real? Holy shit that's awesome That is so brutal I didn't think he was that bad I thought he actually did a good job Well to be fair Isn't that kind of the director's fault too? And the casting agent I didn't know that movie was Ridley Scott actually And um Is there a director that's more hit or miss Than Ridley Scott? There can't be Like he has some amazing movies But he really has been Popping out some stickers Ridley Scott what the fuck Has he even made recently?

Isn't he like that? Yeah I mean Like this dude He made like good sci-fi Was he actually just put this movie out The Last Duel Which was pretty decent So it makes sense why this one was bad Right He seems to be good at like sci-fi Fantasy and action And shit like that I don't know what's this House of Gucci nonsense With Jared Leto of all people Damn he could've cut He should just cast Russell Crowe and everything Saying that he made Gladiator Love that movie You know Can I give an input on House of Gucci? Sure I'd love to hear your opinion So there's not really spoiling anything But there's I don't think anyone cares There's a sex scene in the movie That is just so It's a little much Tell me everything It's just Adam Driver is driving For lack of a better term Lady Gaga And it's just so intense And like it goes on for so long It was a consensual moment Right right right of course But it was just It was just so much It was too much And so it felt like a little bit X-rated you might say You didn't really see anything But you saw them Too much Yeah Interesting I feel like intimate scenes Are kind of like Nobody likes it Or is it just me No I totally agree Because it's like For me when I watch something like that I don't I mean sometimes the sex Is important to the story Right but when you It's not But it can be like implied Like okay they went And they are having sex That scene Because like it's you know I don't I totally agree with you Was it important to the story That you see their long Poidal Absolutely not Yeah so It was just And I was sitting next to my grandmother When we watched it It's like nobody wants that Yeah that made a pepper Your experience a little bit That just went from You know It was awful Yo somebody named Jared Who made a $20 Said it is I Jared joined me in my cult How much have you done it? 20 bucks Nice Pretty generous Might be him If it was five I'd be like no that's not the right That's Jared Well welcome Welcome Jared Welcome Oh so anyway A little bit of top of the show stuff First of all Shout out to our members We love so well Shout out You make it all happen You are our first line of defense Against the likes of Ryan Kavanaugh You also get It's true Episodes early For example leftovers Members get it on Saturday It's going up on Sunday And by the way It's a great episode That's one yet It is the best one yet It was really fucking fun Yeah it was fun Also you got exclusive behind the scenes Is there one going up this week Yeah it's ready to go What a guy What a guy What a guy So there you go Extra content We love that And they're great videos Straight up Any highlights you want to report from it Not really There's a really long Drawn out sex scene Between AB and Zach Yeah members of me AB and I did a pretty gnarly fight In this one so There you go There's high drama A lot of people are always asking Where's behind the scenes One through seven That's on the highlights channel That was before this was a members thing I've seen that come up Also The deadline is quick approaching To get on this H3 H3 holiday march 100% of the money goes to the crew You know So what's the cutoff here It's December 5th Yeah which I believe is Sunday So it's coming up quick So if you do want any of this Go to H3H3shop.com To be clear on that too The December 5th cutoff Is the last day that they will guarantee It will arrive by Christmas It's possible it can still come If you order after that Especially if you live in the United States International is probably I think that's probably just in the US If I have to guess Do you have any intel On which one of these are selling the best The highest seller is the one You're looking at right now Followed very closely by the advent calendar Those who are selling the cupcakes This one and the Oh that's right Those are awesome Yeah those are so cute Well there you go H3H3shop.com 100% To the crew who we love so well And Teddy Fresh just dropped A new collection yesterday And unfortunately This piece for example Isn't going to come out the next week Because the whole world is fucked Yeah Supply chain Supply chain baby Those ports But next week you think That's so cool I love it Oh my fucking god Cam What do we get from Cameron What is Cam doing Oh shit Afraid of walking in the bathroom This morning for breakfast No That's disgusting bro Don't even fucking joke about that Because you know what I'm going to say Don't even say it Get that out of here Yeah but what you can buy now Is this beautiful Classic thermal zip hoodie Pretty cool It's got that thermal inline Which is like That really nice thermal material You wear The long sleeves So that's really cozy And nice Holiday hoodie The marled sweater Beautiful huh Nice one I think so There's got to be A better way to do this This one's doing really good We are the world We are the world That's Michael Jackson right So maybe not that one I love it It's got like a panel That's knitted With the bears Yeah We are the world We are the Two children Oh see why's he got to go there The ultimate Bob Dylan moment If you recall Oh when he's just like Tripping out He doesn't know the words Shout out to Bobby Yeah so Did you guys see this Or was Dan covering it with Bob Dylan No I think so Mixed dish sweater Ski jacket Beautiful That's a restock Oh that's a restock What do you think What do you think about that Beads Beads It's in beads Damn it And the hat I'm wearing right now That's it Head on over to teddyfresh.com And there'll be more next week Yep Thank you Thank you Thank you Alright we got a lot to get to here today A lot of fun A great show First of all We talked at great length about Mr.

Beast being Potentially being sued by the creator Right Right Yes Well what's interesting is I was scrolling my TikTok feed yesterday Yeah And on my TikTok feed came The creator of Squid Games Commenting on all these YouTubers Recreating it And this gives us our answer 100% What do you think of the YouTube gamers out there That are creating their own Squid Games Why do you put off-reddit music on this like It's so unnecessary I watched some of it I loved it Oh there we go You have to promote the show too There we go Yay That's a perfect answer What do I love? Love that That's a perfect answer It is That is a perfect answer And I came up on it just By chance I love it He says I love it I watch some of it I hope people do more of it It promotes the show It's awesome He was actually talking about the H3 Squid Game He's like that Mr. Beast guy He ain't got nothing on the H3 Squid Game I don't like that one Oh should I also give an up A little bit about the dinosaur sweater Oh yes So today We made contact with Gary Let me give a little background here Dinosaur sweater Gone but not forgotten Lots of controversy about that People are just Well Anyway It was a design that That's a I don't know if you're a fan of the H3 Squid Game was taken from this guy gary kennedy's knitting books and we've got in touch with him sorry so go ahead well then today there was um a zoom call with someone on our team and him and he was super down to license it officially and we're probably gonna work more together too so oh yeah we're gonna have the ending yeah we're gonna probably put it up next week after we you know so we got gary involved and he's like you can use my knitting patterns uh what do you mean well he's like you can use my work he said you can license my work yes yeah like anything he started sending us like all kinds of stuff he said he will send us more stuff like i think he liked the brand apparently what's really interesting about this guy is that he made a killing on these knitting books back in the 90s he retired like super young because apparently he was like i didn't know people were making so much money on damn knitting books but he's like a knitting god and he just like retired and he's just like chilling he's not even that old like damn gary yeah he sounds super cool chill break on love gary sick so happy ending very happy i'm actually so excited so we're gonna put those up that's where he is now um so there's been a bit of a drama on leftovers which you guys haven't seen yet zach has been telling us that he's 63 zach he's been telling us all that he's 63 okay and i don't deny that jack is a tall man but hassan says he's 64 and then zach was like wow you're 3x i can't believe you're so big whatever he was like zach was simply afraid for his honest name i think we'd be friends yeah tall guy energy tall guys just stick together yeah so i said zach why don't you come over here and stand next to hassan because something's not adding up well zach came and stood next to hassan and i was like hassan was towering over there and i was like it's on the video it's on that so and i was like something's not right because he's more than an inch taller than you oh and then i sit next to you and i was like you're not even that much taller than me ultimately well i'll tell you 5-11 yeah i think i'm a little taller than you didn't you guys see when we stood face to face and i was like not that much taller yeah i'm surprised i'm not going to comment on anybody's physical appearance after uh last week oh last week remember i got canceled for saying that you look like the same size of the same color calling me a fat slob basically you're like i hate fat people not listen not listen i hate fat people you're a fat person check the tape check the tape check the tape we're gonna get to the bottom you actually just measure with him me too i'll take my shoes off as well by the way for everyone who thinks this is mean zach's a tall legend he's a beautiful man he's got a perfect body don't feel bad there's short people in the world so you know what it's like it's like stolen valor it's like if you're already tall you already have that tall uh you already won the lottery on that why you got a lot you shouldn't have to lie and say oh i'm six seven when you're actually six two you know all right but so let's do first of all let's just stand facing each other but you see you're not that much taller than me i mean you're obviously taller but you see like you're obviously clearly taller but you're like two inches taller than me i'd say okay all right so hold this let's get up the measuring tape i mean i have a size 13 shoe we want to go down that road all right he's measuring me now hi hi to be fair last time i was at the doctor he did that with 63 so the fucker lied to me he was just being nice yeah the fucking doctor lied to me i'm still over six foot i know that's my point you're already tall you're already a tall guy i was just going off with a what was the final measurement six six one six one which is great that's tall people some girls may say that's a perfect height for a guy how tall are you i'm 5 11 should we make sure okay well if i'm fine you're throwing shade around here man i guess if i i guess that's only fair right throwing shade around right think tall thoughts think tall thoughts think tall thoughts think tall thoughts think tall thoughts tall thoughts you're almost six foot oh no i see the measuring tape all crooked no no i'll take that i'll take that here you go i guess i'm taller than i thought in your children's hand thought huh how about that do you look at that i have tiny hands and you have huge man hands so it's tighter than everything but it's a lot when you're dating i'm just saying you it's like stolen valor you're already tall to be fair i was told i was 6'3 so apologies all right you may not have the doctor once called me i was seven foot that's interesting though i mean do you wear super thick shoes no i wear vans every day okay that's that's fair i wear vans um yeah see 6'1 is kind of astronomical how does that feel does that change your self-perception not really i mean i'm always known and will be known as a big guy a lot of accusations of rigging about ab well i thought it was 5'11 so like i'll take 5'11 recount even just for zach wouldn't have been even half an inch off whatever yeah it's fine i may have been standing on my tippy toes a little bit but just not enough for you to notice you're 5'12 you're almost 6'1 you're 5'12 okay what the fuck was that i'm just uh you're deeply talking that's very interesting that anyone else want to step up let's get some true height measurements out here pretty interesting when you because everybody i want this you want to do it okay that's all right does pregnancy do anything to your height no the baby stretch your body out he was tall but there was always a argument between me and he was a playful guessing between who's taller have you been seeing all those memes people have been doing yeah oh we should grab some of those are fine all right this is uh here let me get out of the way we're pulling in let me i'm gonna make sure she gets a sphere shake here you want to stand on your tippy toes a little bit okay you should you gotta go okay um so here let me kick this forward a little bit put it up a little more you know we're around there what is that 60 70 69 inches what does that mean no she's not 5'9 i think it's more i think it's more 5'10 5'9 and a half wait 5'10 yeah that's 5'9 you have 5'9 or 5'10 maybe 69 are you standing up as straight as you can wait am i like way taller than you she's pregnant so she's like you think her body gets compressed by the way like a fucking uh it's not scientific wait hold on hold on here let's stand and face come here am i that much taller oh my god dude i feel so tall i'm a monster look how fucking tall i am bro sure anything you want look how fucking tall i am dude god bro i'm a monster i'm standing flat on my heels bro you have massive hands with the surgery right i grew i got taller right you did have a surgery check my feet check my feet that shit's on the ground bro wow this thing worked out well for me it's awesome getting fat made me taller interesting in other words growing in every direction maybe you want to do it are you scared to know the truth you don't want to offend a short king oh sorry i said i don't want to offend a short no i'm just they don't like the measurements they say that we're height judging based on height what i'm short numerical value is that what you're trying to say sure people feel bad for being short i think the uh the lens was distorting reality a little bit the new trends on the subreddit you know kind of little short king nothing wrong being short king short king's pulled a fucking mad tail dude what are you talking about ever heard of napoleon maybe your mic's not on people are saying you're six you're five two ab and that's why you don't want to get i'm actually five three that's why you don't people are asking for olivia's height i'm five five five six no the thing is i want to have no yeah i don't want to be tall i don't want to be short i want to be right there right there olivia his son told me i said i'm a lot larger than he expected i'm gonna go out with that he said it's kind of like a backhanded compliment that's what i was gonna say well no he's saying my son i thought you were short and he goes no one here's short maybe because i have a wide angle i'm the only one that uses no he's not short i don't think he's short i just i can't believe i'm massive it's currently well he's actually 6'4 yeah no he's i mean but his legs are you actually got the moment i feel like at that angle it doesn't even but in the justice yeah he's a big guy huge anyway that episode is great um this weekend so make sure to catch that thank you thank you peace and love peace and love hey that was fun that's right the thing is if i wear shoes which i never do i feel like so freaking tall like you put on two inches easy i'm quiz around like 6'1 that's pretty sick time to get some jays my dog i gotta get those robert downey jr shoes where he like secretly adds six inches have you seen those i hate that they look normal i don't believe they look normal it does they're crazy you wear them with long hands the platforms show me that shit it's crazy it literally adds six inches to your height like what i did all surgery for that that's like the miracle bra for men it's like you get home you gotta take off the shoes sometime is this though you know what i'm saying that's yeah that's a pair of them you see how deep that all is bro that just looks like the heel comforts yeah we don't wear that but you can tell it's exaggerated oh yeah there's like women wear that yeah yeah like not too high in thousands or something they're comfort heels that look just like that yeah so they're like high heels but they're like self yeah they're elevator shoes like anybody's trying to hide them he is definitely right yeah usually yeah there's a lot of people i wouldn't think twice about it looking at those and myself aware because they're sneakily add like an extra three inches look at these souls can set this one i mean not that listen my thing is you should be confident and beautiful in your own skin we love everybody short king skinny kings fat kings everybody we love the bodies but we can make fun of robert downey because he's a celeb and also it's okay to be comfortable in your own skin and be short king now what the fuck is this i guess it's just that the soul is it's like an extra fatty yeah is he that short he wore them a lot when they were doing the civil war movie when it was him versus captain america i wonder if the marvel made him do it i wonder because captain america towers and chris evans so they kind of made him face to face chris evans this is just the interest this is just interesting inside baseball stuff i mean chris evans is six foot he's not super tall but you know tall uh robert downey is six five nine is that width or without miracle shoes yeah hard to say right that's short king right there no five nine is that bad it's not bad at all come on don't show don't tell people six one okay okay just covering my bases five nine is the average height of american male so he's actually right on target i take that back thank you i apologize for his remarks i don't think you have um we are uh already break time are you freaking serious bro i'm dead serious wait what is this one him and uh jude law look the same height right so what's happening here how tall is jude law compare their souls okay cam is going csi on fucking robert no it's funny yo look at this shit bro yeah wait that's okay i didn't know they did this what trickery is it flat inside or it goes down no that's gonna be so uncomfortable right i imagine like more comfortable than heels but obviously less comfortable so down so down he's walking around in high heels all day yeah he's looking like a 2000s uh what a snap he is yeah the heel difference is pretty well oh jude law is five ten okay let's move on i thought you law was super tall all right geez i'm getting caught in the height vortex apparently no cams anymore oh god i gotta look at them oh wait here's the unedited version super tall down he's like five he's like six five oh yeah all right sorry let's just fucking move on with the show and thank our sponsors real fast thank you to raycon by 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All right. Let's get into some good stuff. I'm getting into some good stuff right now. You know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying? All right. What's the deal with that? Yeah, so Cameron's been manifesting.

He's been obsessed with... My boy, Cameron, he's been obsessed with calzones. He keeps talking about these buffalo chicken calzones. And what kind of Italian puts buffalo chicken in a calzone?

Doesn't make any sense. Well, Sam brought it upon herself to make... Oh, my God. You basted these?

Holy shit. Wait, you made it? Yeah, Sam made these. So, if you guys ever doubted manifesting was real, Cam manifested this shit.

Buffalo chicken calzone. It's so powerful. Let me just take a bite. I got a veggie one.

Epic. Oh, my God. What is in this? Hmm?

Buffalo chicken. It's so fucking good. Cam's joining us. We love you, Sam.

Thank you. Oh, my God. Sam, what the fuck? Thank you, Sam.

This is fucking amazing. How'd you make this? Yeah, tell us about the process. Seriously?

So, I make the dough. The dough has to rise for a while. And then, while it's rising, I just make the filling. And then I just, you know, throw it all together.

And then I made, like, a herb butter for the top. Unbelievable. Does she cook like this at home, Ian? Yeah, she's a wizard.

Oh, my God. Holy shit. This is amazing. That was my mind.

She's so good. Holy fuck, though. I feel like it's worth saying that this is the second time making a calzone, and it's a masterpiece again. The first time was last weekend, and it was awesome.

So, thank you very much, Sam. Oh, my God. So, that's what was an Ian's story? When I thought that you guys went and bought it.

I didn't realize Sam made it. Wow. The Pam doesn't buy those. It's a masterpiece.

I gotta say, not as good as the peppermint mash, though. Not as good. I believe you. Why do you remind me of that?

That was, like, haunting me for days afterwards. I would just, like, get acid flashbacks to the fucking peppermint mashed potato bullshit. When I crushed my teeth, it was a little bit jarring for the first time. Totally.

So, by the way, let's talk about some Cav-Cav slash and also our favorite Keemstar. There's a lot of follow-up from this mega lawsuit episode. By the way, I saw a lot of people saying that maybe I should make an H3 video about it. What do you guys think about that idea?

I love that idea. Oh, it's a really good idea? I think it's a really good idea. I think it's a really good idea.

It would get so many people talking about it in the first place. I think this would be, like, a comeback video, too. Well, it's not a comeback video. I'm not making videos, though.

But it's, like, you came back for a second, and then you're going to go away again. Yeah, exactly. Just, like, quickly. You guys think I should do that?

The thing is, um, maybe I'll do it over, though. I don't know what is it, but I guess those videos have more power for some reason. Well, it's a short, more consumer than we do, like, three-hour podcast. Yeah, right.

Like, nobody's going to plug that through, like, Reddit. It used to be those videos would get posted to our videos. Right. Go to the top of the homepage, and then media picks it up, and other kinds of people see it.

Right. Interesting. Maybe I should do that. Got to think of how to make it, like, funny and entertaining and stuff.

Maybe it's a project for over the break, Hila. A solo project. Like the old days. Yep, yep.

Fuck. One nice ride. I mean, shit. If not now.

I mean, there's so much to say about Ryan. I wonder if we should have someone play Ryan in reenactments of his greatest crimes. Fork losses incoming. Oh, yeah.

Well, I'll clear with the lawyers, you know. But, like, if we had someone playing Ryan, maybe we could hire a Craigslist guy who looks like him. I actually know someone that would be really good, but he's in jail right now. Harvey?

Oh, right. Yeah. Oh. That was really good.

Yeah, maybe. We can apply, too. We can get up. Specialized.

Temporary leave. Yeah, temporary leave for Harvey. He's about a dangerous society. Might have to be toughed in the video on the reenactment.

I'm going to have, like, a really fat redhead guy. He's just a total man. You're chewing? Yeah.

You got to choose between chewing and talking. I refuse to choose. I'm sure I was really wanting this. There you go.

The music bed helps. It'll kind of drown out some of the, uh... Chew as loud as you want. Careful.

I'm sorry. Andrew Santino, people are saying. Oh, Andrew... Oh, my God.

It's not a bad suggestion. But Andrew Santino's, like, handsome. And we can give him prosthetics to make him all fucked up. That would be really fun.

Like a judge would be like, did you really falsify a document accusing your ex-president of... Yeah, president of the company. Yeah. Of S-H.

And I'd be like, oh, whoops. I did it again. Just a big... He's a Mario brother.

Just like a pallium plumber. Wait, Ryan, did you really just get... Did you... Are you driving with alcohol in your system again while you're licensed on probation?

Oh, I did it again. He's so cool. Chet Hanks. Bobby Lee playing the judge.

All-star cast, huh? That's great. I'm just taking suggestions from the chat. Why don't we get Chris, uh...

Why don't we get Chris, uh... Pratt to play, uh... Ryan. I just get to play all the roles, really.

I feel like if anyone's gonna play Ryan, you should play Ryan. That's true. Yeah. Do we have a role for Vindito?

Oh. With a babysitter that didn't allegedly get paid. With a babysitter in a week. He was the week in the week.

Oh, yeah, with a pacifier. Family. Family. Family.

Family. Family. He love family. Family.

Family. Family. I'm gonna ask them to do it because I'm all myself. We love that for you.

Yo! Ben Diesel, some of the Fast and Furious movies were, um... Done under relativity. Someone save me.

Um... Yeah. I gotta think about that. I really wanna do it really good, so it's entertaining, you know?

Sure. It's not just me bishing, being like, this guy's a douche. Although those videos do well, too. So I already did that for three hours, though, so I don't know if there's any new information there.

Content Nuke did really well, and that was, what, like, 25 minutes? A content nuke on Ryan Kavanaugh. Ooh. I mean, it's not really because he doesn't have content, so it's sort of different.

But I just mean that structure and sort of tone and everything, people really enjoyed. And, yeah, I mean, what, there were, like, 30 minutes, roughly? The first one was, like, 45 minutes. Was it really that long?

Yeah. Well, maybe it's a bad example. It just got age-restaurable, got, like, mature rated, so. Right.

Yeah, 46 minutes. All right, never mind. All right, I think I'll start working on a script. So, guys, there's some updates on Ryan Kavanaugh.

We talked at great length about it, and I've seen the complaint. Emily Baker did a great video on it. Shout out to her family. I watched the whole thing.

Yeah, what was your impression? Well, I felt more confident for you, having, you know, gone over in detail the entire complaint. You know, you had explained what the scope of the lawsuit was. It really is purely restricted to this whole thing with the Variety article and everything.

And, I mean, I'm not a lawyer, but the impression that I got from her, and just, you know, I guess just a layperson's impression, is that his complaint really is with Variety. It should not be with you. You know, if he feels that that article is defamatory, then his issue is with them, not with somebody who's just repeating it. And what I thought was interesting, too, is in the lawsuit, they cite, like, so many examples of us talking about it, and not a single one is it not predicated by, as written in Variety, alleged, you know what I mean?

Like, I have never claimed Ryan is running a Ponzi scheme. Right. Never. Yep.

How would I know that? Yep. You are just repeating what is out there. And so, you know, when things go to court, anything can happen.

So, that's what people always say. So, I guess, you know, you can feel 100% confident about it, but it does seem like he has an uphill battle proving that what you did was defamation. Yeah, but the thing is, like, if you read a complaint, you know they're looking for war, so it's going to be bitter. And there's certain stuff in there, which they included just to be douches, which I'll read.

But if you guys want to read my full statement, if you go to, if you type into Google, Frank Kavanaugh, which I suggest doing that instead of the whole name because it's so long. We're at the top? No, that's not it. Sorry about it.

Well, we're at, like, four. Here, let me do it incognito. Oh, yeah. Let's see what it is.

No, but there's been a lot of movement, which clearly is, you know, Google recognizing that this page is relevant to his name. And, again, what are they going to say? Go sue Google if you have a problem with that. Like, what the fuck?

Do you know how closely Google protects their algorithm? It's like their most prized asset. Let's Google some ISIS videos. When did I say that?

You really want me to do that? Let's go. I mean, he was the boss. I don't know when did I say that and why.

Yeah, so here it is. And then, obviously, enjoy the website and everything on here. But if you go to Statement and click Statement, you can read my whole statement with citations. Or, well, I guess we're going to add links.

Love, you did all this with all the embedding and everything? Looks great. Yeah, Love, Love. He's our webmaster.

Thank you, thank you. So, if you guys want to read the statement in full, go to the homepage. You should talk about the tweet links that I added. So, if you go to Home.

Oh, wait, you want to say that? Yeah. We first have that one. Ryan Cavanaugh, one of Hollywood's most prominent film, Financiers, was arrested for drunk driving, speeding, and driving with a suspended license in October.

That was by the New York Times, right? A direct quote from their article. Yeah. So, you can tweet that out.

Oh, wait. I don't know. I'm not like that. It automatically fills in the tweet.

Yeah, so you can just hit that tweet right there. And at the bottom, you have another one that shares this article. There we go. Fantastic.

Oh, so you're sharing the statement. That was the main one. That's very good. Yeah, so if you want to click this and share the article, that would help educate the masses.

And it's just user-friendly website widgets, right? Yeah, of course. So, they have good progress there on the website. It's coming along really nicely.

Oh, we got a Ryan Cavanaugh tweet. What is this? I just found this one. This is pretty beautiful.

Pretty ironic. America is built on free speech, right? So, people should embrace others' opinions. Even if I think that you look like Harvey Weinstein, you really haven't embraced that opinion.

But you're logging into the podcast right now. You should retweet that. Quote tweet. Quote about the opinion that you look like Harvey Weinstein.

You know? Okay, but there's one secret tweet. There's one tweet, by the way. Can you do me a favor and retweet that from my phone?

Okay. But there's one coming up that we found that is so good. And some people discovered it and were commenting on it. And I was really hoping he wouldn't erase it.

And it looks like he didn't. And I'm so fucking happy he didn't. This is Ryan Cavanaugh, The Great Mind. Someone asked him in 2016, August 12th.

And just to give some setting to this. This was when Me Too started happening, right? So, it was after several accusations started to come out in the media about him. I would say it was before the massive coverage, really.

What was the first accusation? Because I want to be accurate. I know that there was one prominent one in 2015, which is obviously prior to this. 2017 is when his whole empire started to collapse under the weight of it.

So, this was between those two events. But it was certainly after he had been accused of something. You're sure about that. I want to make sure it worked well.

Yeah, in 2015. Yeah, well, who accused him in 2015? Don't even know. It was a telemodel from New York.

Okay, good. So, this is out there. So, this Twitter user asked Ryan Kavanaugh, with respect, do you consider Harvey and Bob Weinstein friends of yours? Okay.

Ryan Kavanaugh responds. He says, brilliant creative minds. Then he specifically mentions Harvey by name. Never underestimate Harvey.

He is a survivor. Very unfortunate choice. What do you like about him? What do you like about him?

Survivor. Very unfortunate. He's a survivor. What is he surviving?

These accusations being leveled against him. So, I'm going to retweet this. No. Wait, you think that's what he means?

What else could he mean? He's a survivor of what? You know, the ups and downs of the industry. Yeah, because this is before me, too, no?

Well, again, there was an article in New York Times in 2015 about Harvey Weinstein, so that was the beginning of it. Also, we should say that it was widely considered an open secret in Hollywood that Harvey Weinstein was a total creep. I don't care about open secrets. I don't care about this woman who had already made a public accusation.

Yes, New York Times article 2015 was sort of the beginning of the torrent of those accusations. Harvey Weinstein, the biggest, most famous kingmaker movie producer of all time, what could he be referring to when he calls him a survivor? Again, if you want to give him the benefit of the doubt, it would be the ups and downs of the movie production. Here's what I'm going to say.

But obviously, using that term survivor in this context is huge cringe. Well, because you would call it the victims of SA survivors, and I'll say something like, love to see kings supporting kings. Or what's a better response, do you guys think? Because that's fine.

I mean, I'm not saying anything. He's a king supporting the game. I think it speaks for itself. I think you could just retweet it without comments.

That's all? Yeah. You're okay, dude. Here's a timeline.

This is actually going to be in context for us. Sorry, I've got to finish shooting. When Sam? Okay, so 2015.

Italian model reported him to the NYPD right and then another one in 2015 2016 this tweet took place August 12, 2016 this was yeah these allegations in 16 were shortly after that tweet the 2016 he didn't erase it by the way he could have erased it yeah but Dan's right 2017 October is when New York Times made an article and that's where things really fell apart for him now who knows if Ryan was aware of the previous accusations or not we don't know I mean I'm sure he would say he wasn't he thinks Harvey's a survivor we know that right Brad I think you should say if you don't believe in yourself who are you going to believe in or love yourself first because he is supporting himself in that tweet obviously I'm looking at the man in the mirror so retweet sorry to my phone I'll just retweet no comment added maybe I'll make a comment underneath it like kings supporting kings that can't be defamatory he's literally I'm calling him a king that's the best somebody said that's the best that's pretty funny too you guys believe this tweet though how fucking crazy is that it's pretty cringe that one's really good too America is built on free speech wait why am I not seeing it on my feed you blocked yeah because you blocked oh no that's so fucked up that's unfortunate that's unfortunate really if you quote tweet it with a bot just account and then retweet that wait really that's pretty high level antics yeah let's try that yeah let's see hacking twitter king just well I have to say something king supporting kings things what Hollywood producer things only just Hollywood producer things you are who you're I'll just say Ryan Kavanaugh thinks Harvey's a survivor that's factual dry there's literally like no that's like it's literally just a reinterpretation or rewording of what he said Ryan Kavanaugh says Harvey Weinstein says Harvey Weinstein is a survivor you okay with that I mean I think just retweeting is fine we did but the thing is we're doing trickery because I can't retweet it from my account unless we how about just like hashtag tweets that aged poorly okay we're good now kings supporting kings that one I'm not sure about how can that be defamatory well it's not defamatory but I don't know don't quote tweet from your account because then it won't show the original tweet if that makes sense oh that's so interesting that you know all that yeah you need to just retweet it what's his name the Benzalude that one Jordan then you just quote tweet yourself yeah great done so then it's just a retweet alright here's the original tweet pretty interesting stuff I wonder what else is in his twitters I mean we have him I mean damn that shit's pretty good somebody said are we going to work up the title next of the episode Harvey I mean what we could go with I think Harvey Weinstein lands you at instant yellow unfortunately would be a good title though let's see yeah he loves him he calls him brilliant give him a big old kiss on the head man he loves Harvey I mean I don't I think that's a fair statement that he loved or at least loved Harvey I don't kiss by the way I don't go around to smooching people on the head ever like other than my son you know like Ryan Kavanaugh and Harvey Weinstein if you look at these photos together we've worked together for years you've never smooched me I mean like when have you ever kissed someone on the dome like that especially an oily greasy troll like Harvey I'll kiss the guys and the beautiful women I'll give you a big beautiful kiss oh boy I learned Hassan taught me that Harvey Weinstein had like a mingled genitals yeah what does that mean I guess part of his pathology no like his genitals were like deformed gangrene gangrene for real that's super like just I don't even I can't even imagine I would google gangrene dick but maybe I'll just look for my own I won't put it on screen oh god you don't want to see that well I'm curious but they what you know hi I'm Dick Jeff green green penis that's a good one I didn't know you got green green in your penis oh shit wait you guys can see that no I looked it up also oh my god I seriously look for like a minute again I will watch surgery videos yeah and I feel a little bit upset what the hell okay I was going to attack my fucking shark dude I would say shoot me in the head this is fucking horrible out of everything we've looked up maybe animals this is by far the worst that camera I just didn't have it off I closed it I'm fascinated no we don't have it I closed it I love to see it on the screen over there both of you youngins everyone's saying crotch rot definitely that's what it looks like it looks like he has a flesh eating virus on his dick by the way so this is this is a the disgrace that was dramatizing well yeah so they thought it was part of his pathology that like he was expressing his like anger on his women in that way forcing them to deal with that pretty fuck very fuck listen to this the disgrace moving mobiles to form genitals is the result of a life-threatening bacterial infection known as Fournier's gangrene what so yeah he had gangrene is it well known yeah it was discovered in the during the trial right one of the girls testified and then it became oh my god yeah she said she felt bad for him oh yeah she said she felt bad actually she saw his penis just looks like a perpetual open wound like that must be very evil someone just looked like someone took a shotgun straight to their sack spent a lot of time on rotten.com as a kid I've had my share I think I'll be setting this one up nothing will ever compare to what I mean you saw that one day on you fucked nothing will ever beat that that fucked me up not for the rest of the day yeah for life maybe even uh can you elaborate it was a woman in a stiletto a really high sharp stiletto and she stomped on his member and it went through like she was stomping on it and he was like oh yeah like they were into it but then it busted through and then dude that was not a good situation whoa yeah were you plugging your ears yeah I just don't even want to hear it do you think everyone in the chat just looked up crotch or whatever it's called gangrene based off of what I'm seeing in the chat yes a large majority let's suggest Google Analytics gangrene penis is off the charts some marketing person somewhere is like there's a huge market here uh oh we gotta get on this gangrene penis craze Gen Z is really into CNN the local news the kids' latest craze is gangrene penis okay so moving on anyways yeah moving on we have a lot of great CavCav updates today delete me from this don't worry don't worry so this one's Shaquille O'Neal sent me this it's like got him no laughing for that you tricked me man that was funny let's see so CavCav's posted he posted this if you know anything about Instagram this is like the dumbest post nobody cares it doesn't mean it's just horrible right got 58,000 likes pretty sweet people really are engaged with this content but his post from the day before or this was after an hour later a few hours later 26 likes maybe those 55,000 people trying to sleep or something yeah weird hour yeah well okay well then tell me what you think about this one I'm not making any accusation I'm simply putting what's publicly available check this out do the math on this okay so this post okay hold on this post has 29,000 likes on it but it only has 2,106 views how's that happening I would call that on weird yeah that is weird you're right I would call that on a pro those are not my words we would never never say that maybe like time travel but I do wonder how it's possible to get 29,000 likes on a post and you have only 2,106 people watching family family family family family family family well we gotta put a good end to it because when we stop at wrong times yeah do the choir director so how should I convey it in a way and stop like that just love has to see it he was afraid of that happening that's exactly what happened we all stopped and then love was just like family family family family family family family stop thank you a lot of work this one is so weird love found this one and I just I still don't know if this is really trailer love you want to talk about this one what are we talking about the NFTs trailer NFTs alright yeah so I guess what's his name Bobby Bobby something he's an employee by trailer you believe you do believe let's make sure here on this well I said that because I am sure but I'm not legally sure well you should say something like my understanding is that he is affiliated with Triller okay that is good because you're saying that's your understanding your understanding could be wrong what's his full name I wasn't prepared to you talk about it then I'll find his name I don't have shit about it okay I didn't know what happened to your screen oh my god it's flipped we're talking about children oh no not again well here I can fix this almost 90 more degrees it's all flipped hang on I can fix this so anyway yeah yeah that looks good I was saying this is almost too insane I'm doubting that because it's so crazy oh so he's actually owner and chief at Triller whatever that means and you're sure that he's the one that made this no he shared it okay he shared it so show me where he shared it I just want to show the paper show so here's this guy Bobby Sarn he has Triller Triller fight love all this shit okay so he's obviously associated yeah and then this is insane this is insane so just bear with us as we establish the facts of this here here he has an accountant Triller apparently he must be crushing it 400 views yep Triller's off the rails let's watch one 400 views oh I can't listen he's back on music no okay so here he is okay hang on so here he is this is Triller oh my god it is real yeah wait till you see this I'm fucking flabbergasted this is Triller's main Twitter account so unless they were hacked or something you know which seems unlikely because they here's a special of him sharing his story as well wait did they tag the NFT artists who did they tag here excuse me just go right into that fucking mic did he because like who did he tag here is he's the artist I just want to make sure we get it straight before I make any statement here yeah I guess so it's possible that they did work with artists on this no they work with some artists yeah I guess yeah well what it is so we know it's official so why don't you explain it love yeah so on this website there's a bunch of famous NFTs that's on the normal blockchain made by real artists but when we go on this website the owner or the creator says that it's Triller who created them so it's either a bad website design or they're claiming they made something that they didn't make if that makes sense can you well there's like really famous ones like I don't know okay here this one buy now for 1.5 million good deal but can you not see on the blockchain you can see if it's owned or who it's created by right yeah I can check that now sorry I wasn't surprised how you do this oh it's in my document I thought you were that's okay I had no clue so um this is a famous NFT right it's one of these stupid four dates is anyone in the market for a 1.5 million dollar um fucking dumbass it doesn't even look good it looks bad it looks stupid I tend to agree with you okay whatever maybe we're not ready to talk about this yeah I don't even understand what we're trying to say here so it's TrillerNFTs.com well apparently yo real quick this is big news I actually that 1.5 million dollar NFT I just copped it got it for free let's put it back on the blockchain fuck yeah dude let's put it back up for 1 million I'm rich I just fucking lifted this right off the website use your gamer chair yeah that's right I guess something something we could talk about that's kind of fun even though we have no information on it I did find this archived website if I went back a couple months and I found this archived if you show it on the screen yeah it's on the screen a Triller NFT for 10 million USD by now price and it seems to be the fight that got us in trouble no it's not a fight oh that's the earlier one with Jake Paul bid now to own the one of a kind NFT of Jake Paul's unforgettable knockout punch of Nate Robinson one of the most talked about and controversial sport and cultural events of 2020 offer also includes the first ever NFT future offered to public winning bidder will also own the last 30 seconds of the upcoming Jake Paul vs Ben Askren fight headlining the April 17th thriller buy now buy now 10 million dollars current bid 2600 wait did someone actually win this somebody bid 2600 dollars for it evidently they got a bargain on that buy now does that mean they own the fight that they're suing for no it doesn't sadly NFTs don't transfer ownership or anything that's unfortunate somebody's already offering me 420 FUPA coins for the fucking NFT you're gonna have to go higher than that I own a fuck down FUPA coin man yeah that's right you were an early investor I think it skyrocketed maybe it went down I don't know okay whatever sorry that's a tangent whatever maybe you guys can give more intel on this thriller NFT they look like the exact same but i don't know if they collaborate with artists or not or what's going on here but these are like famous nfts yeah i'll go into that for next that were reposted to their website i mean maybe they bought the stupid monkey and then they're just reselling well on openc the monkey is at like over 250k and then on thriller it's a different name and a different amount so by now for for 1.5 yeah okay look this one look this one up the pirate baby cyber kong 2748 that seems like so specific do they own this or what is chat saying is anyone mostly just bidding on my nft everyone just wants to buy yeah i got up to 480 keep that going people get that up actually hold on now hold on i'm gonna i'm fucking own this shit now boy this is mine this is my shit now bitch okay so i found the id for the original this is mine fuckers can you sue for that go ahead love so the first id i sent you up there yeah is for the one on the trillage website yeah and the other one is for the official one so they have different ids which is the whole point of the nft that's just so confused so this is for sure different things on the blockchain so that's wow that was fast cam you picked that up quick right excuse that's my shop dan has turned into a bored ape yep anytime i'm talking you can just cut to that okay so as far as our understanding goes based on our research it has a different blockchain id than the real one now what the fuck is going on here have you been able to find trillers nft wallet should be fun right yeah here's the collection id like what's there by the way if you guys want to bid on my pirate baby i'm opening the fupa coin hold on hold on you're kind of you're seeing rolling i gotta open the auction going on right now this is my fupa baby i'm changing the name and you can bid starting bid is at a hundred thousand fupa coins so actually i want to take safemen i need 10 trillion safemen for this i need a quadrillion uh anyway let's move on what the fuck but it's just it's weird it's just weird that's all yeah and then this was another cat cat one i don't know if you saw this this fucking guy he doesn't know that we can see everything he's doing he started running an ad but did it stop there's actually if he's not loading there's multiple ads oh so he made more because before there's just one yeah so he's this guy's fucking dumb he's running a tech company he doesn't understand he has boomer understanding of everything so we can see his ads oh you know what it is you gotta turn off that block okay he has boomer understanding of the of the fuck thank you yeah i just want to turn it off on this page so we someone's posted that he was oh yeah so he's got a bunch now oh this is fucking awesome this is awesome so you can see his paid ads yeah it's part of their transparency after the election oh yeah so somebody got an ad for this um well you can see that here if i zoom in yeah um it's the his article and then me being accused of racism and homophobia so he's running ads to assassinate my character and says for people who just blindly believe what you've been preaching he's lying and by doing his bidding you're helping him harm a lot of people while putting millions in his pocket a lot of people who are we harming a lot of people i'm apparently i'm making a lot of money from i wish that we were true i'm just making fun of you for free my friend unfortunately all day free in fact it's costing me a shitload of money to goof on you dude yeah way more if you scroll down his variety article is on there um the one that he's trying to share the one that he added we're showing up the allegedly oh fuck he's promoting this cringe oh my god let's go an article from 10 years ago with the date edited out my guess is that he wants when people look up ryan kavanaugh variety this is what they find oh slick let's see if that works ryan kavanaugh variety uh no ponzi scheme let me do it i wonder if he'll ever take that down well that's between him and them right yeah i mean i cashed it yeah of course yeah of course ryan kavanaugh variety this is uh incognito yeah it's the ponzi scheme one still the article you know i'm saying i'm not saying he did a ponzi and there's a lot of variety articles about him that look not very soon adam fields over fake harassment paid himself oh this is a new one ryan kavanaugh paid himself 2.6 million as company struggled damn that's what she's coming right sounds like you're done okay i'm just like damn bro it's like everything that comes up is bad crazy huh um anyway i love it so yeah he's promoting this is so fucking awesome you guys isn't this great oh my god what's on the screen creep me out that is oh i'm a key baby yeah i'm opening bid 10 quad trillion safe moon that's right save the coins so what else could be more okay so he's saying he's proud of his dad why are you promoting that oh so this actually gives some interesting insight into where his wealth comes from couldn't be more proud of jack kavanaugh aka dad always changing the world first he bought the word first he brought the word the fuck you say brought the world is what he's trying to say but there's a typo he promoted a he's probably drunk when he wrote it uh i don't know how we could know that of course i said probably okay yeah i mean i know he looks it's safe to assume he likes drinking he might have been wet and wild yeah maybe first he brought the world the most important breakthrough in cancer in our lifetime and now nanotech wow his dad sounds pretty cool what happened well from what i understand his dad is either the owner or investor in a ton of like pharmaceutical company type stuff and like medical research stuff yeah his dad is is actually from i haven't done a deep dive in or anything but i'm curious because of the story about him becoming a venture capitalist right out of college i was like okay well obviously you're a trustful baby so where did that money come from and yeah his uh father so daddy's been funding him well that explains to me how like he goes from bankrupting relativity being an abject failure lampooned by the industry to being like okay now i'm buying thriller it's like where'd that money come from yeah okay interesting golden parachute so he's promoting a post about his dad i found an epic article kind of free let's let's check it out out there whoa whoa no no more of this live looking into this stuff this is not send it to me in the discord let me browse the title let them look into it first let me look into the title send it in discord okay but let's just let's just oh wow holy fuck wait i can't read the title here let's read the whole article that way nobody can complain let me scroll the bottom see if there's any corrections that's what i was looking for same thing i don't see any corrections this is so interesting wow so if you look at because his dad is jack cavanaugh correct wow so this is fucking fascinating relativity media ceo's father will pay damages for selling a fake picasso that's who runs in the family these things are accidents sometimes that's true that's true you know he may have not known him well let's read the article los angeles jerry on friday found that jack cavanaugh father relativity ceo rank and he frauded his former friend victor sands in the sale of a phony picasso and awarded sands close to 3.5 million damage jack cavanaugh was ordered to pay sands 250 in punitive damage and the jury awarded him an additional 3.2 and compensatory damage his name sounds pretty serious sands filed suit against the elder cavanaugh in december 2010 claimed cavanaugh persuaded sands to invest more than six million in a series of dubious ventures from which cavanaugh stood to personally benefit the most significant of these cases and the sexiest involved the work of art purported to be by pablo picasso sands who paid two million for the interjection in the sex yeah in the sex yeah okay we went sands who paid two million for the for the forged piece accused cavanaugh of receiving eight hundred thousand dollars from la calorie owner tatia con for arranging the deal sands also accused of cavanaugh's wife leslie whoa another defendant in the case was being complicit in the deception wow in 2010 con agreed to plead guilty to federal fraud charges as part of her plea deal she agreed to pay restitution for the fake picasso his lawyer eric george believes that 2.2 million of the 3.2 million has already been accounted for through the payments made by con we've always maintained as the fbi concluded oh fbi were involved in this juicy little fucking tidbit so the cavanaugh family has some experience with federal federal agents i have no way of knowing keep reading the rest of the paragraph because it doesn't seem relevant we're all we've always maintained as the fbi concluded that no one bears responsibility other than the woman who was uh convicted by the u.s attorney for commissioning the forgery okay right yeah in any event the jury's special verdict confirms that the plaintiff suffered no damages other than legal fees and costs he neither pleaded nor is legally but that's real interesting because it sounds like the jury based on the information they saw it sounds like cavanaugh made 800 000 but was awarded way more than that 3.2 plus 250 um stan's lawyer i don't care about stan we've been very grateful that the jury saw the action of jack and leslie cavanaugh for what they were which was a successful attempt to defraud my client when the verdict was delivered the jury was asked do you find any clear and convincing evidence that jack cavanaugh engaged in conduct that is malicious oppressive or fraudulent the jury replied yes also finding cavanaugh guilty of breach of fiduciary duties intentional misrepresentation negligent misrepresentation and concealment among other charges convicted i mean that's pretty good right from the jury that's pretty serious that sounds very serious still george argued that because other claims have been dismissed his client will be entitled to recoup attorney fees uh we're gratified we prevailed on the majority of the claims and and they were dismissed as we are entitled to do we will proceed in the next phase of trial to discover all of our attorney's fees related to those dismissal claims apparently this was a really big deal in the art world i see this story i think i've seen that documentary about this history of the most notorious art scandals and scams in history and this is one of them that's listed yeah i saw something kind of recently about basically stuff like that's like they were selling fake artworks in the millions you know eight million crazy stuff okay well this is insane because we can basically say that if you go down the jury found jack cavanaugh right cavanaugh's father guilty or they said they found him to be uh engaging in malicious oppressive and fraudulent conduct crazy huh that is really crazy i have no way of knowing but maybe the class was flipped why don't they just do it why don't they just all right yeah hell yeah you know so that's real interesting though when you learn that a jury found out about his dad it kind of informs tells you a little bit about maybe the conduct of uh his family his children not me i'm not i'm only quoting the what the jury said so there you go this is good shit though you guys think it's really interesting i actually gotta look into that because that case sounds like super fucking interesting i want to learn more about this jack cavanaugh character you see anything else on him he sounds like an interesting guy everyone said shout out ab for the fifth lawsuit no no no no no no no no no we gotta google jack cavanaugh jack jack jack jack cavanaugh super interesting his linkedin's not that interesting is he damn he looks like trump the fuck oh no he doesn't all right i'm not gonna look at his linkedin i mean too far too far you guys have so much juice today a lot of other things to talk about what do we got the entire episode on rank avon family family family family family family family family family stop you guys were a little off you were a little off yeah that was not a good one the picasso in question there was a small tell it was a actually a board of eight i don't think picasso painted any board of apes oh maybe he did maybe that's why it's so valuable i'm trying to think what was the name of the documentary that i watched because it was really interesting is it made you look does anybody know that sounds familiar potentially i swear i learned about this exact thing and that lady she was like a prolific she worked with like a chinese artist exactly who was like this prolific forger yeah and he was like the best forger ever but but they were part of like a legit gallery and basically that whole gallery went yeah this guy this chinese artist he was like the most prolific forger nobody could figure out the only way they figured out these were actually fake was by doing like these really deep research on the uh prominent provenance prominence what is the word the history of the pieces you know like they were unaccounted for in the history books right they're like how do they keep coming up with uh i'm not seeing any reference to this con character in the description of the documentary so it's possible it was a different uh different scandal but i'm still trying to see if there's a connection there yeah by the way this one that they're bragging they won it was about some random youtube channel that didn't respond to the uh to the judgment or to the this i'm not super familiar but i think it was just a fail to answer so they've got a big dub on that one all right that's it thank you hold on let's talk about keemstar okay everyone knows that oh no no there's one more thing i gotta watch this fucking guy he got a fight the other night you gotta see what this guy's wearing dude what the fuck is this what is that invitation on instagram is he here i've been looking for him i did invite him on my instagram um and there's the invite um i did ask him if he wanted to come to learn how a proper production is done because you have data's idea of a proper production is throw up a little rusty ring you know pay his fighters what we pay our ushers uh you know just throw one little fight have a guy knock a guy out and call it a night this is what a production is thanks to our wonderful production team and i thought data might want to come learn a thing or two here but you know he can keep underpaid his fighters and taking home his own money and throwing up at rescue the ring wow talking like a man nick cannon will do anything yeah i know nick cannon what the fuck was that that was the worst shit talk i've ever that's defamation well he's harassing for dana white and he should hit him with a lawsuit he should hit him with a lawsuit by the way we should rehearse that a couple times my dude what the fuck is this shirt what's happening here you guys you're not supposed to wear white under white most people don't know that it's so weird but it shows up what's happening in the sleeve that's exactly are you even sure that this isn't one piece of clothing there's a sleeve i don't know what's worse i think he's wearing like a really loose long-sleeve white shirt and then like a tighter white t-shirt oh oh oh Dude, he looks so haggard. You put up an amazing invitation on your Instagram. Is he here? I've been looking for him, but he's home with his own money, not giving the money to the fighters, but I've been looking for him all night.

Like that, okay, you know. Is he here? Apparently. I've been looking for him.

I've been looking for him. There's the invite. But it's not here. I did ask him if you wanted to come to learn how a proper budget is done.

You have Dana's idea of a budget. Is it a rusty ring? Actually, what we do is we steal the idea of other companies. I've got hairy legs.

I've got hairy legs. Yeah, and just because there's controversy, they're being sued for allegedly stealing someone's IP in the triangle ring. But, you know, he can keep underpaid his fighters and taking home his own money and throwing up that rusty little ring. Also, it's the UFC, bro.

You're not fooling anyone. We all know you're a baby compared to them. So, if anyone wants to watch, it is Made You Look. That's what it's called.

Oh, Made You Look. Is it about? A real crime-style documentary which investigates how Noller Gallery, an esteemed 165-year-old institution in New York City, sold nearly 80 million worth of forged Jackson Pollock, Mark Rothko, and others. So, I don't know if it's about the same thing.

It doesn't sound like a very similar kind of operation. Really interesting, though. Yeah, so this Chinese guy was able to emulate people's art style? Exactly.

So, he wasn't even copying shit. He was making new art that looked exactly like theirs. And they were just telling them. Yeah, and they're saying, oh, no, we found this.

This is a long-lost one. They found a long-lost one. And they would send it to, like, historians and chronologers and the biographers, and they would all say, it looks real. Wow.

Yeah. I mean, that's impressive in its own right. I mean, obviously, it's dishonest, but, like, being able to perfectly emulate the style? No, the guy was a prodigy.

The guy was a prodigy himself, yes. The people who were dealing with this were just like actual criminals. Oh, yeah, they were fucking scumbags. And the only way they were able to, like, figure it out, they would analyze the ink, and they would see that, like, the ink wasn't old, like, they were crafted in certain ways.

Wow. That's really fascinating. Yeah. Let's get that out.

Made you look. All right, that's it. All right, so now we move on to Keemstar. Is he in the thumbnail?

No. Nah. He'll snitch on me. He's got a thumbnail for a new drama alert, though.

Fucking crack me up. Show me that shit. Can you come grab me a SOTY? Needle.

I need to pick me up. You want anything, Gila? A SOTY, too? Can we get some SOTYs in the house?

Bo? Okay. Do you guys have ice here? You guys can put some ice in the cup?

Thank you. Look at this thumbnail. This bad. This bad.

It's like a caveman. This bad. Or this is what he thinks of his audience. A book, huh?

This bad. This bad. This bad. This bad.

This video is shit. Murder animals! This bad. Like, what is this?

This bad. This bad. I fucked up. A book?

Huh? And a book? Huh? This bad.

Huh? That's awesome. Huh? All right, so what's real interesting about, Tokyo, the dog, but...

The calzone's giving you heartburn. It was fucking hard, bro. I feel okay, though. It was delicious, but...

I just had last night my first heartburn for this pregnancy. Oh, that's like a thing when you're pregnant. It gets really bad. Last time it happened to me at the end, too.

So, yay. I'm having sympathy pains for you right now, Ila. My body is definitely not handling it as easily as the first time. Huh?

Huh? Huh? Ah! You know what's funny is, Ila...

I don't know how to describe some of this stuff, but it's some weird things happening. You can say it. I mean, you can be open about it. I think it's interesting.

We've been like radical honesty here on the show. That has been swollen. Yeah. That's it.

That's it. And she had to ice her fucking... She had to sit on ice. Oh, my goodness.

Stop it. That's disgusting. Stop it, William. Do you ice it, or did you stop?

I stopped, because I wasn't sure I was doing anything. Probably really uncomfortable, I can imagine. So, is there any treatment for it? No.

Are you just like bulging out? So, in pregnancy, you have like more blood, I guess, or your blood is creating more, whatever it is, and so swelling happens in general. And then, I don't know, my theory is maybe because I'm sitting a lot more lately. Right, right, right.

I've been sitting more than I work on a computer and stuff, so maybe because of that. You could be sure. Some people will have their feet, you know, swollen. Do they have a little bit, but not crazy?

Yeah, so, what's interesting... Thank you so much, Olivia. Not the shatter, calm down. It's okay.

People are saying there's icy underwear for pregnant women. Icy underwear? Yeah, somebody's been wearing frozen pads. Yo, we've got to get you some frozen panties, bro.

Do you want some frozen undies? I'll try it. Where do I buy that? Macy's?

The frozen section at Ralph's? There you go. Padsicles. Padsicle.

Doesn't a padsicle imply that you're supposed to eat it? Uh, well... I guess not. Make it step-by-step instructions and make them yourself, so there you go.

Oh my god, we're not... You want to make... Oh, you make them yourself? I guess so.

I guess, I mean, you just put it in a freezer. Lay a piece of aluminum foil on the countertop. Make sure you have enough to wipe around a sanitary napkin. What is a sanitary napkin?

Is that just another term for a pad? Oh, probably. Why do they call it a napkin? You're going to wrap a sanitary napkin or pad and lay it on the foil.

Remove adhesive paper tabs. Squeeze unscented pure aloe vera gel. Generously. Spread it around.

Pour spray alcohol-free witch hazel over the pad. I'm not putting witch hazel on your fucking genital. I'm not going to do lavender essential oil, blah, blah, blah, and then I imagine you pop it in the freezer. All right.

All right. Anyway. We'll work on the popsicle a little bit. Popsicle.

But anyway, you know what's funny is, not to diminish your discomfort that you're going through, but I feel like a lot of the stuff you experience is what I experience on an everyday basis, just from being fat. Well... You're like, I got heartburn. I was like, oh, really?

And then you're like, I can't get up, I'm too fat. Obviously, I do this to myself. I gotta say, if you're looking at the chat, a lot of our fans that are mothers are swearing by this, saying that it's great and the witch hazel is good. I'll make you a passicle tonight.

What is a witch hazel? I think it's just like an herb, you know, like aloe vera or something. I think we can skip the witch hazel. No, they're saying that the witch hazel is good.

The witch hazel is a good shit? It's the stuff they use in preparation age. Someone said, witch hazel is normal, not like steroids on the face. Okay.

Why do they got to name it witch hazel? They want me to use it. Well, that's probably the plant that it comes from, but you know, I like how aloe vera is a plant. Oh, yeah.

Well, my favorite plant is like Nazi holocaust. Why do you got to call it witch hazel? Makes it sound like they're casting an evil spell on you. I love the Nazi tulip.

Well, early Puritan settlers in New England adopted witch hazel as a supposed remedy from the natives. Why are they established in the United States in the 19th century? You like magic. It works like magic.

Yeah, well, my favorite flower is the trail of tears rose. It helps with a athlete's foot. We'll put some trail of tears tulip juice under it. Oh, my God.

That's a call, Hila. Yo, going back to the Keem thing real quick. Dropping the hottest album. This bad.

This bad. This bad. All right, let's talk about Keemstar. You know, this shit's all good.

You guys know it's going to be good. I love witches. If there's witches in the chats, please don't hex me. Don't hex me, witches.

I've been cursed by a witch once already. Remember that? We made that one reaction video to the witch. And I was like, please don't hex me, bro.

Which you did? It was a guy, actually. He says he didn't, but I think he did. Fucked around and found out.

I fucked up! All right, so here's where it gets real interesting. I was reading over the complaint. Wait, I thought we were moving on.

No, we're moving on to Keemstar. Oh, no. You know, obviously. This is good.

So in this complaint, for some fucking reason, you guys, Keemstar is brought up all over this complaint. It's unbelievable. Why is Keemstar's story being told in this lawsuit against me? I've long suspected that Keemstar and Ryan Cavanaugh...

Actually, you've seen, because people reach out to Ryan in the DMs just goofing around, and they're like, yo, I got dirt on Ethan, and he's like, yo, let me see it. So it would be really easy for Keemstar to reach out to Ryan and be like, yo, I got a dossier on Ethan, and Ryan would be like, let's meet up for some fucking plotting. Yeah, I already think he does that with anyone that we have any slight beef with. For sure.

I think he already does that, so that's probably what happened here. But I just think it's funny. I think it's really worth talking about in that. You look at all these commentary channels that, like, hate me and, like, make every exception in the world for Keemstar.

Weird. I mean, those people are branded. Well, Keemstar is supporting a guy who's trying... Let me read this.

I've long suspected Keemstar of working with Ryan Cavanaugh to get my channel banned until we confer you some stifle free speech, and this being included in the lawsuit is pretty compelling evidence to support that. Why would they include this? Look at this. Klein's content is deliberately offensive, provocative, and inflammatory.

Frequently, he mocks and harasses other social media personalities to attract attention and entertain viewers. No, that's illegal. Weird. Well, I appreciate that they say I'm an entertainer, at least, because that's like, okay, good, yeah.

Also, just your opinion, bro. For example, in August 2021, YouTube suspended client for seven days for violating its harassment policy by posting content that's degradingly sexualized. Where did they get that quote from? His 20-year-old girlfriend...

Yeah, why is that in quotes? Yeah, I wonder what he was... I lost it. What's your source?

Keemstar? Yeah, exactly. Attribution for Keemmy there. His 20-year-old girlfriend...

Well, the only one getting degraded... The only person degrading that 20-year-old was Keemstar, showing pictures of her to Faze Banks and talking about what a piece of ash she was. Right. I forgot about that.

Yeah, I was like, oh my god, I totally forgot. It's like a Romeo and Juliet. So, the 20-year-old girlfriend of another YouTube content creator, Daniel Keem, this occurred during an episode of H3FDark, in which Klein had someone call into the show pretending to be Keem's girlfriend, who said that Keem... Well, I'm just reading from a legal profile.

I'm not doing anything. Who said that Keem cries during sex and has small genitalia. How did this make it into the lawsuit? It has no fucking relevance.

None. I mean, I guess they're just trying to hate me to be like a bad guy. But you've got to love this. This is like the best characterization of all time.

I'm a bad guy, and Keem's star, this poor defenseless lad. By the way, I called into a... Every radio show in the world does that. We had a fucking parody of Keem's...

Okay, whatever. Fallen Klein's suspension. Keem posted a video stating, justice has been served, and he deserved it. It's well overdue.

The stuff that is said on that podcast to bullying and harass other creators would never fly on anyone else's channel. That show has been harassing so many fucking creators. So many fucking YouTubers. So Keem's star is able to do his righteous grandstanding in Ryan Kavanaugh's lawsuit.

What the fuck? Stupid bitch. It's like psychotic, bro. Yeah, why don't you bring in...

This is a great one. Why don't you bring in Trisha and Matt Haas for a quote, too, while you're at it? Okay, bitch. But they did.

Not Matt Haas. Okay, they did bring up Trisha. Yeah, Trisha is in this lawsuit as well. They mentioned Trisha in front of me.

I was like, what the fuck? This is crazy. Oh, wow, right, man. Everything is all out of context, too.