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Adrienne Iapalucci's ADVICE For Jason

from Jason Ellis 2.0 · host Jason Ellis

Jason's West Coast Cowboy Tour Dates: https://thejasonellis.com/tour On this week's episode, Adrienne Iapalucci joins the show. Giving Jason unsolicited life advice, such as joining a book club. The crew talks about being sober, addiction, horror stories, and more. Subscribe to our Patreon to call/text/write in LIVE https://www.patreon.com/EllisMate Call/Text (424) 350-1721 or email [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jason's West Coast Cowboy Tour Dates: https://thejasonellis.com/tour On this week's episode, Adrienne Iapalucci joins the show. Giving Jason unsolicited life advice, such as joining a book club. The crew talks about being sober, addiction, horror stories, and more. Subscribe to our Patreon to call/text/write in LIVE https://www.patreon.com/EllisMate Call/Text (424) 350-1721 or email [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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That's what I was saying. It's like tough to have to deal with all of your emotions and stuff. Yeah. Because you got to know what to run anymore.

Life on life's terms is terrible. Actually, right. And actually, I'm rather not having it. Yeah, no.

Who do you think loves the show more? Rumblebean or Blaine? Or Blaine. Yeah, don't get in the cybermouth.

Let's go too far. You guys, it's like watching Prime, Mick, and Keith from the Stone. Yeah. Wow.

Back up, Vocal, share on a microphone. Man, that feels good. Thank you. Sure.

He loves the scene. He does. It's a shame he can't. The scene?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't know if I've ever had the pleasure. Right.

It's a certain time of day. I see. I see. I see.

In your private moments. That's for you too. If I shut the door and he wants to come in, he hits a note. I got you.

I got you. It's a different tune. Adrian Apolucci is how you pronounce your name? That believe welcome to the show.

Thank you. This is Apolucci Italian. Yes. Yeah.

That's it. I have no more information. I'm not a big hair fan. I'm a hairless too.

You're also hairless. I've never seen a hairless cat in person. You have several of them. Three.

Yeah. I get it. It's something about telling you before the show started that damaged human being and got too many tattoos to look scary to protect the inner child because I'm actually a terrified person. And then drugs and alcohol and all those things to keep running from the fear.

And then falling in love with other women that are damaged. And it was always like too many tattoos and evil women. Because again, they're doing this thing where they look scary so that they can protect the inner person and that they are because they are also terrified. And then we can fall in love and hug each other and defend each other until we die.

If you're not a seeming piece of shit, which is what I was. So I had to learn a lesson the hard way. But I noticed that a lot of girls that have a lot of tattoos would have a hairless cat. Yeah, you were saying that.

The first that my last wife, she had a cat hair allergy. So she had a hairless cat. Oh, I'm actually allergic to cats also. Really?

Yeah. We're not him. No, it won't be allergic to him. It'd be good to go.

Yeah. So at first I thought the same thing. I was like, what the hell is that? And she was like, it's my cat.

And then I would come over and befriend him and then we became friends and I got to sort of understand him. And I was like, you know what? Because it's sort of, I noticed it's like, see, it's like a scrotum that licks you. They do feel like balls.

They've got more character than cats. Well, it's not all cats, but I feel like certain cats are very sort of things. They're sort of stuck up and takes time and maybe they'll say hello from time to time, but then they've got to go. Garfield motherfuckers.

Yeah. I think that's a cat trait. Yeah, that's true. Do you think they work harder because they have no hair?

I don't know what it is, but he is his legs are so short. He looks like a doc. Yeah, he's a sausage cat. Yeah.

Yeah. Relax. But you know, I also raised him in a way where since he was eating bitty, I've babyed him and loved him in a way that I don't think all cats, all animals get treated. So he's very spoiled and very trusting.

I see that. And he's just, you know, he's like, I love you. It'd be so easy for me to take him from you. Why would you say that?

Why not? You raised him to the point where now he's a perfect cat for me. Oh, you've done the hard work. You've broken him in.

Yeah. So now he's just mine. I'd be okay if I was super rich having like a hundred of them. And then just giving them out to people.

Like little gifts. Yeah. That's actually not a bad idea. Right.

I always wanted to have a chihuahua farm because I rescued a lot of chihuahua. That would be so loud. Yeah, but it's also a thing where if you understand what they're trying to say, it's less annoying. Okay.

It's like your baby. My grandmother had a child, my sister had a child, they're cute dogs. Right. Isn't it?

Yeah. When you're on a plane and screaming it's head off. Well, my baby's never did that because I took care of my babies. I don't say anything, but I do think it when I see babies screaming on a plane.

I'm like, dude, or a lady? She'll handle it because there's a thing you can do. You know, you entertain them, you get up, you walk around like you do stuff. If you just sit there and I've seen it several times where the baby is blood curdling screaming in the ladies just looking at her photo reading a magazine.

I'm like, she's doing nothing. Yeah. Dude, the baby is asking for help. Like you're just like, yeah, that's the hard knocks.

You know, like sooner or later you realize that no one's coming. I'm like, cool, man. I'm like, wait a reason. I guess that's kind of reality.

Yeah. Kind of reality. That's my theory on some of the mums and dads that I've seen in my life. I see your angle.

I think you might be giving them too much credit. They might just be negligent assholes. In this angle. Or they might just also have heard the screaming so long they've tuned it out and they can no longer hear it.

Yeah. And then one time ever my daughter, I'll never forget it where we're in a car ride. It was a long time and she'd had enough. And I think she was teething.

And there was this screen that she was doing where I was like, that's really weird. I mean, I felt bad, but at one point it was like so it was like it hurt my head. And I was like, God, that is really annoying. But the pain of knowing she's in pain beat the pain of the pitch in my brain.

Wow. Did I just rap? That was beautiful. Thank you.

This poetry. I was coming out soon. DJ douche. But yeah.

How many kids do you have? Two. They're older, I assume, right? Yeah, my daughter just had a 20th birthday two days ago.

My son had his 16th birthday like three weeks ago or months ago. I'm not very good. What do you think about having a kid now later in life? You do have a big time where I was like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I had a big time where I was like, uh, no way, no chance in hell.

And also my ex wife was not into kids either. Okay. And I was also an addict. So I've always been a good parent.

Like I do my best, but when you're smoking weed all the time or drinking or trying to go out or trying to have sex a lot of times, kids are blocking it. They're cock-blocked. Right. So it's like, I mean, okay, we'll go.

Oh, you want to go to soccer game? Okay, we'll go to soccer game. But in the back of my mind, I'm like, oh, hell it's longer as this soccer game going to go. I want to smoke wheat, you know, or they go to their mum's house and I'm like, thank God.

Yeah. So I'm like, oh, it's a weird thing. I noticed this from watching this. I can't stand them.

Some podcasts, which is pretty much every podcast, but these white dudes that have only fans, people on, and they just wreck the only fans women for, you know, uh, you know, why would, why would a man go out with you? Like, what would you do if you weren't an only fans person? And, you know, what do you rate yourself from one to 10? I hate to tell you, but you're not a nine.

You're more like a six. And I'm like, and I'm like, and it's like, oh, you know, women on the front line. Uh, you know, let's face it, men on the front line is better. And it's like all these little things where I'm not sure if they're that smart, but I'm like, every single dude on this podcast is weakest piss.

Like I could crush them with one hand by myself, all of them at the same time. And you're talking about men on the front line. I'm like, you're not, you're not talking about you, are you? Right.

Cause you are and you're not tough. Like they can, they can, they no doubt consider themselves men. Right. And they're bitch asses.

Like, like they're not, and it's like, well, you know, I've got a career like podcaster. Dude, shut the fuck up. Like you get lucky, you know, like some people's podcasts are good. It's not talent piss off.

It is a lot of luck. It is. I mean it. No, there's, there's definitely like talent too, but there is a certain amount of luck.

Right. You got something going on with this hairless cat, you know, it's not working. You don't think so. No, I was, when I was on Sirius XM, I was huge.

I had like three million listeners a day. Nobody gets a shit now compared to that. Do you think it's just because there's so much stuff out there? Um, yeah, I think timing too.

I think I came in late. Like I was, you know, I'm on casting. Yeah. Cause I was on satellite radio for so long.

Right. And when I moved over, everybody on, it's a very weird thing. I do stand up. I'm on the road.

I do meet and greets and it's not all the time, but it's a lot where people come to see me and they go, I didn't know you did come. And I'm like, I have shows. It's telling me, yeah. I'm like, how'd you know I came here?

It's actually free now. You used to pay to. That's because you're not getting free subscriptions to your podcast when you get a Nissan anymore. That's exactly what it is.

It's a thing where I'll go. So you seem that I'm coming to your town and you came to the town and came to this club and he goes, yeah. And I'm like, have you seen a promo for the podcast? And he's like, well, yeah.

And I'm like, you know, if you touch the little link, it'll play. Yeah. It's a routine. A lot of people do this thing where it's like, I get off work at this time.

There's a lot of people that have told me, you move channels or you move time. Slots. And I never heard it again. Because it's a.

They're driving to work. Yeah. I go to work in Jason's on it this time. Right.

Jason's not on it this time. Dude, I got stuff to do. I got kids. I got jobs.

I get it. I'm not a die-hard fan. Like, you know, because you're a very funny comedian, by the way. I love yourself.

I think you're a very brilliant person. Like, especially the more I do comedy, the more I'm like the short ones where you, because I'm a storyteller. Writing goes great. I can't do stories.

We're not getting left first at like waiting a while to get a left makes me anxious on stage. Yeah. Well, I don't have that. No, I'm just saying like to build a story sometimes there's times where you're not getting a laugh.

Yeah. That makes me anxious. Right. Yeah.

I think I have to be riveting before I'm fun to look at or the story is somewhat interesting before the joke comes. And that's like a childhood thing where I've had to practice this. I've had to be somewhat amusing to stay alive. Right.

I could see that. But you're the more I write jokes, the more people like you and David tell where I go. Oh my God. It just gives me anxiety.

Otherwise it's like the other day, not just getting left. It's a curse, but it's a gift. I guess I do wish I could tell a story. I mean, you I could.

It just what is he eating? He's on foot. No, that looks like material. Oh, it's my sweatpants.

Oh, okay. How about a champ? He's so happy with that. Yeah.

He's just a good dude. He has like he's got a kind soul. He does. I think it's because he has those short legs.

So he knows that he's like not doing great. You think? He's a little harder. Yeah.

He's like a guy that's short, you know, so like I don't appreciate that. Why? He's your son, but you raised him right? He's a magical bean.

Like yes, he's like short, but he is to me. I know, but that's the he's like a oasis. God like that's the charm. Didn't always just split up though.

Now they're back together. I don't really care about that. I'm sorry. There was a thing I started when he was when they were in their prime.

They did an interview on. Total request live. What's the? URL?

Yeah, he worked for Carson daily. I did. So they got like my childhood. Yeah.

They're in New York City, you know, the window. You can see the city out the window and Tush McCarson is there and he's like, so I have, you know, the Liam Gallagher. I don't know which one. I don't care.

They're both awesome. It's and we're back and we're live. And he's like, I'm over here. So Carson daily goes over to him and goes, Hey man, like, you know, how you doing?

And he goes, God like and Carson goes, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What? And he goes, God like and I wasn't even an oasis fan.

I'm a metal person. Like I was in a metallic air and I was like, that's the greatest and like, I don't like I've never liked trying to be famous, even though I've definitely done it. You know, insecurities trying to be cool, but just being on top and going God like on the mic where it wasn't, I believed it. I believed that he believed it.

Oh, yeah, he definitely believed it. And I was just like, I don't want to beat you. I don't want to know you. I just appreciate somebody that has done it.

And it's like, fuck this show. Like I give a shit about you. I love that they didn't get along. Yeah, right.

You can tell why they didn't get along. Like there he goes, or sure, it wasn't one like a really good songwriter and then the other one was the leads. I don't know that much about them. I just had an ex boyfriend that liked them.

Yeah. That's right. No, it was the behind the scenes brains that understood that he didn't have like the charisma and his brother. Yeah, his brother was all charisma and had this natural knack for singing, but is really, and I say this as a massive fan, one of the dumbest men who ever lived.

His Twitter is awesome. It's amazing. Exactly. What's he doing on Twitter?

Is he arguing with people? Yes. Just make statements that make no sense as well. I love that.

So you were a TRL person when you were more backstreet boys or in sync. I mean, that was not really the type of music I liked. I grew up listening. Are you in like porn?

No, I was listening to like. Okay, you just trying to attack her. Like all three of those are like, hey, they have TRL would have been the boy band stuff. I guess.

That's what you're saying. That's fine. It's like a show that is for my child. I wasn't necessarily watching it all the time.

It just is like something from when I was younger. We ever into grave diggers. Like actual grave diggers? No, they're grave diggers.

How about chipping sweeps? This is not my younger music. You know, Wu Tang, right? Yeah.

There was some guys from Wu Tang that started another band. Grave Diggers? Yeah. No, I never even.

Guess what that rhymes with? They used it a lot. Wow, I can't even imagine what that would rhyme like. Yeah.

They would say grave diggers and then they would say six feet deep. It was like horror rap. And it was the first rap that I was like, oh, I love. You were into it.

Oh yeah. You know what's crazy? It's like I don't like it. Like I saw a horror movie recently by myself and I walked out and I used to love horror movies.

It's not stupid. It's good. But I just didn't know. Did you go to a nose for a tattoo?

Yeah. I never saw it. It's good. But it's not.

I don't want pain. I don't want to watch pain. I don't want to watch the downhog. That's good.

You're in your healing phase. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

It makes sense. Would you be a sober person by your chance? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. That's what I was saying. It's like tough to have to deal with all of your emotions and stuff. Life on life's terms is terrible.

Actually, right. And actually I'm proud of it. Yeah. No.

I remember to the Mark Maron said one time. It feels so much better. You read that. That struck me.

I'm not sober, but I'm not nearly as wasted as it was when I was a kid. The idea that sometimes when you go to bed, it's just it's not okay and you can't make it okay. Yeah. Because it used to be either I'm cool or I'll have a couple drinks and kind of get it out.

And instead it's like no, just you'll just sit in it. Sometimes just going to sleep is the only way to get out of something. I do notice that in my sober jacks and all of a sudden just escaping. I just got it.

Unconsciousness is. Yeah. It's pretty brutal. I just want to.

Where you're like, I just need I just need a timeout. Just all the alarms started going off. All the things that I used to do that right now are floating up and being an opportunity and it depressed me. And it was like four porn stars that were all kind of interested in me.

I wanted to go to dinner after the comedy store. I hate that. And I was like, you're so annoying. You're so.

And they were talking about decks a lot and the other guys in the room were asking questions because I'm now now I'm getting mad at the guys because I'm like, don't ask her about calm. It's the playing into it. It's exactly what you want. It is.

I'm a whore. And I was like, don't say that about yourself. You're somebody and yes. Are you trying to make all these girls fall in love with you?

No, I've left. No, they just probably like, you know, like this guy's a good guy. You didn't want to hear about calm. Well, it's because I've heard about it.

You've heard about calm before. It's too much. Honestly, in real life, but also on the radio, like the number of penthouse pets. Yeah.

By just like, surely you're interested in something other than getting slimed by massive ticks. Yeah. Come on. And we've been friends with them and they they turns out they didn't always want come.

They also like sandwiches. Yeah. Yeah. Of course they're going to just want calm all the time.

So I would say probably if you were to actually ask them the amount of calm they wanted to probably very little. You think so? Yeah. I think they probably have that cat sitting on their lap and come.

I think there's a right amount of calm. Is there? Yeah. What is the right amount?

Very small amount. Yeah. You know, I used to like I don't much pollen anymore. A little bit.

But I used to watch a little confetti. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah.

I used to like I used to think it was cool. I don't know if it was I wasn't turned on by it was more like whoa when somebody would have a ridiculous amount of jizz. Go away. Like sometimes I'm like, is that real?

Is he peeing? I feel like it's probably not real. It's like a fake penis. Maybe.

Because sometimes I've seen a video where it's just like be it, be it, be it, be it, be it, be it, be it, be it, be it, be it, be it, be it, the massive amounts of jizz. And then the girl, it's more I watched the girl for her acting credentials. How much she loves it. Because she doesn't know.

And she's like, oh, oh, oh. That's so great. Oh, well, it's still good. I love that.

So horny. I'm like, though this is especially delicious stuff. Yeah. It's the same with sweaters.

Girls square. I'm like, eh. Not a bad, all wet. It's like, look, it's a little bit, you can go pfft, like a cat his.

Right. But then when there's like, whew, whew, I'm like, what the hell is going on? I'm just bragging about your skills. Look, I've failed several times.

I've just, I told you earlier, I had sex with everybody all the time. So every now and then you kick a goal. So did I? And then sometimes you fail.

Yeah, I learned a lot. I definitely like when I get into stuff, I do a lot of research and development. So I was like, yes, I got lessons from people. I like the development part.

I'm just getting grants from the government. Everybody, they give me a. That's fucking. But I learned a lot of stuff from a lot of people.

Yeah, I mean, that's the best way to learn stuff. I was always very a pleaser, you know, like I was never the guy. Whenever I heard a girl talk about how it's like the guy just, and then he's out, I'm like, it was never my goal. Like I was always like, you win, and then I win.

That's kind of how. That's how most guys are though. I think most guys are like that. It's not like there are some people who are just selfish and like, hey, if you don't come before me, you're out.

That never made sense to me. I would feel terrible and just for the record. Did that happen? Yeah.

I'm not like, oh, really trust me. I was like, I'm not just going to put on my fedora and leave afterwards. I'm going to have to hang out with you for the rest of the night. I might be married to you.

You know what I mean? So it's like if I haven't held up my end of the bargain, we're all going to have to kind of sit there with that. Good. Do something else.

For that reason alone, exactly. I saw a clip actually sort of on a related subject recently where you said that you prefer average size pieces. Yes, absolutely. Yeah.

But it seemed like I don't want to put words in your mouth that you were saying it had more to do with the guys who were attached to big dicks in your area. No, I think big dicks in general are just a nightmare. What's big? Anything over like seven.

Hmm. That's like not great. I'd say six, five to seven. So that is a perfectly average.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's probably a little bit below and a little bit above, but like that range. Yeah.

The average kind of spot. Yeah. I saw the guy with the biggest penis in the world. Let's go sorry for that guy.

He feels sorry for himself. How big is his dick? It's going to be up at 12. Yeah, it's like 13.

And he feels like he keeps adding girth as he gets older. How is that happening? I don't know. I guess we all just get a little thicker on the middle.

Really? That's what he says. I don't want to get into the extreme details of Jonah Falcon. Yeah.

But yeah, he's rather have the biggest dick or that that disease where that guy just can't stop coming all day. I'd rather the biggest dick. Yeah. Oh, wait, the coming all day people.

I'm not. Those I can't do sports. So I hate it. The women it's occurs because we've talked about there's women who can't stop coming.

Oh, okay. And it's like it's like the sexual equivalent of equivalent of one of those cases that never goes away. Yeah. There is too much of a good thing that can happen.

But even if you have a big dick, I guess you could just put some of it in. It depends how big it is. When you get to 12, you're just if you're not in porn, you're just hurting people or you're going half shaft. Yeah, you just do half.

And you can still do a lot of cool things with it. You can. Yeah, you can. It's just not.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I'm trying to think about what about big and small vaginas? Which do you prefer?

That's the real question. I'm a lover of all the joiners. You are? Yeah, sure.

You're sure what? I'm a lover of all the joiners. Are you gay? No.

But you don't care what size I have there? Yeah, I do it. It's a weird it's a thing. I'm very tolerant of you.

I think men are more tolerant when it comes to that because girls will I've heard girls early like they touch a guy and they see that it's small and in the league. and I'm like that is he already knows. He already knows it's small. Right.

You leave because you touched it. Do you know what you're doing to him mentally? Like it's not fair. Just blow him or something.

Give him a pencil hand job. But don't just walk out. It's like and the same thing has happened to me. Like go with a little vagina or a big vagina.

I guess a little vagina is like it's never been so little that it's like not working. Right. But I have come across a couple of whopping. How do you know your vagina is like even mopping?

How do you how do you even know that? The whistling noise. I mean when you grab it and see it and penetrate it. So a girl would know if her vagina is huge.

Yeah, I had a girl once. She's you know she's like I got a pretty big vagina. It's like a party thing like a weekend in Mexico. And you took her there with you.

No, my wife and I was sharing. Okay. And this goes really pretty. I was hanging out with her.

I didn't really notice. But she was like you don't have a big vagina. I was like I didn't really notice. And she was like no it really is.

And then she was like look at it. And then my wife at the time came over and she was like wow. And they were like putting their hand in there. And I was like yeah that is that is weight.

She's putting like a whole hand in it. Yeah. A little girl hand but still it was big. It could take a lot.

But from it from just looking at it you'd be like it's vagina. But it did open up. And once they talked about it then I did notice that it was bigger. Then I feel like if you were little you probably.

You're going to get lost. A little bit. I had a guy telling me that he had sex. I don't want to I guess inside was very big.

And I was like what did you do? Because he didn't have a big dick either. He's like you just try and hit the sides. I guess it's like bowling almost.

Well that's the thing with a giant. It's even if they're big. There's still a lot of stuff in there that will will catch. Yeah.

You're still going to go in here. It's not really explore the space. Like explore the studio space. It kind of works like that.

I guess it makes sense if there's different sizes for dicks. There will be different sizes for a giant. It's like different people. So you never find somebody in there not the right fit for you.

Vagina or personality? I remember I had an ex-boyfriend who told me his son had like really big dick. But I think it's weird to tell somebody. It's super weird.

But he's almost no circumstance under which that would not be. But he didn't have a big one. But he did not. So that means his wife that she had the baby must have a huge dick.

Maybe. That's the way that works. But it's weird to brag about your son's big dick. When your dick is not.

Yeah. I always thought if I was a lady I'd have small boobs. So you'd have a big chest when I was growing up. My daughter's got huge knockers.

I know it's a little less weird because it's pretty hard not to see them. Right. When she got older I was just like, how's going on there? Yeah.

Does your mom have big boobs? No. Which means big boobs came from your side. Yeah.

Your side has big boobs. I thought for sure if I was a lady I would have had small boobs. But it turns out I probably would have had whoppers. Yeah.

You would have been a buxim lady. A buxim. A buxim. That's the word buxim.

Yeah, I guess so. Yeah. You don't need a lot of buxim broads these days. Not like the old days.

No. Yeah. Never really thought about it. It's hard for sports.

Oh my goodness. I really like running around. I'm pretty on the back. I understand that now.

I think I'm going to get a reduction. Oh yeah. Yeah. I support you.

Thank you. It's easy to support somebody else when you don't have to do anything either. Oh yeah. I will support anything you guys want to do because I'll probably never see you again.

That's fair. It's very easy to support any of your dreams. It's done a lot to me. Yeah.

Of course. I was like, will you support me if I get married to this lady? I was like, yeah, I don't care at all. Right.

I barely care about you. Period. It affects me in zero way. I don't know what happened.

You have an Netflix special. I do. What does it mean? So Louis directed it and Ari produced it?

Yes. What did they do? What did they actually do? I think Ari kind of got everything together and then Louis, like, you don't realize what a director does.

I mean, I didn't anyway, but like, so we did it at the seller and he kind of like did the lights and, you know, he figured out, because we wanted to give it a different feel because a lot of people take with a comedy seller. Yeah. So he extended the stage like six inches and because I don't, I mean, it was like just temporary, you know, you'd be in the middle, but because I don't move around a lot on stage and I stood at like the front of the stage and they put like the comedy seller light out. It does look a lot different than the way the comedy sellers normally look.

So it did really look beautiful. Like he did have, he does have a real like vision for stuff like that. Yeah. I guess.

Oh, right. I mean, I TV shown everything. Yeah. Ari's a storyteller guy.

He is a storyteller. Sorry, my son. Oh, yeah. I bet he did.

He's doing his show again. He is doing it. He's trying to get me to do a story. I was like, I don't really have any stories or like I don't, I'm not like a storyteller.

That's why I was saying it to you where I was like, Oh, I wish I could tell stories. Do you feel like you don't have like a something worthy of that? I did it. You never, ever, ever.

Like Fitzsimmons, I think it's one of the never ever ever got over the earth's guys. No, he's leaving me. I don't get nerves all the time, but sometimes I will. Yeah.

You notice any pattern of that? I think the more the show is like it's a bigger show where the stakes are higher. You know, if I'm just doing a regular, a regular set, it's not as big of a deal. Yes.

That adds up some Australian lady got in trouble for selling toes. Toes, yeah. Wait, like her toes? Somebody else's toes.

Where'd she get them out of dog vomit wait a dog ate a foot? Yeah. I feel like that is the luckiest circumstance to find toes one time or hold on one time wait You can't get a better way to find toes. I'm saying if you're looking for a way to sell toes and not get in trouble for the murder part Oh, yeah, it's like hey my dog just split this up and I'll like why not yeah, let us seven foot show up on the shores of Canada I hear it's true.

I don't know if it's still ongoing But it was a thing for the longest time in this case I think she works at a shelter or some of that nature and Somebody had died in the home I presume in the dog eight in the dog Yeah, and then they brought in the dogs because somebody needs to take care of these dogs now And then the dogs barfed and she's like oh lucky me. I bet I know what's in that barf that I can go sell on Facebook So does that mean I would I know the person I wanted to buy it. She's part of a group. What's the group?

I'll tell you the name of it. Hold on like a Facebook group. It's like it just collects body parts and more kind of thing Yeah, yeah, when they went to her house they found like she bone buddies Australia. Oh, yeah Like she kept her kids teeth, and I think she's gonna Like baby teeth I think a lot of people do that though I think she was thinking of selling when you get stuff cut off the doctor doesn't usually that you have it I know if you beg he will I should have begged harder.

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