AFC Swole, NFC Smol

After Dylan recounts his hectic week of pickup basketball against the elite athletes of Shepherd University, we give our time to catching up on the 2 weeks of NFL news we missed, which might as well be all the news in the world. Tom Brady unretired, Tyreek Hill was traded, Nasty Man Watson found a new team, and the AFC is now incredibly stacked. We also answer why you shouldn't trust Gonzaga or single-elimination tournaments and how the Rams could have a theoretical banner to hang.