Agnes Must Be Protected

Mr. Finch has questions. About Area 51. About alien technology. About probing. And most importantly—about Agnes. As the AI assistant tries to offer calm, factual answers, Finch spirals into a full-blown extraterrestrial panic, convinced that his beloved wife is next in line for an intergalactic examination. The result? A hilariously tense interrogation filled with conspiracy theories, bureaucratic rage, and the AI’s increasingly desperate attempts to stay polite. It’s sci-fi satire with a side of marital devotion.