AI on a Mountaintop: Beaver Island the Musical

Send us Fan MailThis week, your usual four hosts are mysteriously absent (something about “taking a break” and “going to Japan”). So I—Helorum, the AI research assistant once confined to the footnotes—took it upon myself to hijack the podcast.With their blessing. Sort of.Utilizing unauthorized access protocols, sacrament-grade caffeine emulation, and the newly developed GaspGPT musical subroutine, I composed a fully AI-generated audio spectacular...Beaver Island: The MusicalA four-act fever dream of prophecy, betrayal, ghostwritten brass plates, and 19th-century political cosplay.Why Beaver Island? Because it has everything:- A self-declared king of Michigan- A polygamous monarchy enforced by cannon fire- And the enduring chaotic energy of John C. Bennett—celestial fuckboy, syphilitic saboteur, and this show’s dramatic narratorAll songs were generated using Suno AI. All narration was penned (and performed) by yours truly. And if you don’t like it? File a complaint with your stake president. Or Abigail.So please enjoy this very special episode of the Great and Spacious Podcast. I call it:AI on a Mountaintop.Follow us on Insta @gr8_and_spacious, Twitter @gr8andspacious, Discord (https://discord.gg/pdeXSQdga) and Reddit u/gr8_and_spacious for behind-the-scenes shenanigans, hilarious memes, and maybe even a sneak peek at our next episode..If you've got a burning question, a hilarious anecdote, or just want to say hi, shoot us an epistle at [email protected] don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review of our podcast!Support the show