AI Prostitution: Masturbatory Consultants and Raiding Your Savings

Chris kicks off after the Memorial Day weekend with Ernie Pyle’s classic “Death of Captain Waskow” — a raw, heartbreaking account of an American soldier that reminds us exactly why sending our people to die in foreign wars is utterly stupid.Then he goes straight for the throat on the latest AI degeneracy: Startup Joy is hiring ten “masturbatory consultants” at $48K a year to document stress, sleep, mood, and confidence while you… you know. Mood-matched AI voices, questionnaires, the whole digital intimacy grift — all to push “sexual wellness” for people who can’t connect with real humans.Chris calls it what it is: another step in removing actual human contact after the next industrial revolution. Meanwhile, Sam Altman wants intelligence sold like metered electricity or water — after they’ve already scraped every scrap of human knowledge, art, and data. And Larry Fink (BlackRock) is openly pushing mandatory investment in AI data centers and power grids… paid for by an “involuntary conversion” of your 401(k) and pension accounts.Your retirement isn’t even in your name — it’s street-name collateral via DTCC, already rehypothecated and now being redirected to fund the elites’ dystopia. Stakeholder capitalism in action: they decide, you fund it whether you like it or not.Raw, no-BS truth. From war profiteering to AI-controlled everything and forced pension bail-ins — this is the world they’re building.