AI Toasters and Poetic Gym Coaches: Why We’re Drowning in Useless AI

We’re living through an epidemic of unnecessary AI, and today we’re counting down the top ten most absurd examples. From a toaster that uses computer vision to identify bread to fitness apps that recite Victorian poetry while you run, these features solve problems no one has while adding latency, cost, and frustration. We explore why companies are burning megawatts to replace simple switches and what this "AI-washing" trend says about the current state of the industry.