AI Writes Sonnets, Humans Suddenly Prefer Prose

As if the world wasn't already confusing enough, a new study reveals that AI has been crowned the next Shakespeare. Naturally, this groundbreaking achievement comes with the modern twists of emotionless sonnets and haikus about server maintenance. Human poets are reportedly regretting their decision to experience feelings, while AI churns out stanzas on the bliss of being unplugged. We'll unravel what this means for the tortured artist motif and why your poetry book might soon feature an AI's musings on the poignancy of turning itself off and on. Stay tuned for a rhyming version of the user manual!