AI Wrote My Reports and I Regret Nothing

Report season is here – and we’re not doing it the hard way.In this episode, Dan and Martin dive into the chaotic world of school reports: recycled comments, comma queens, clip art disasters, scented buff paper, and the unspoken truth that no one’s reading all four pages anyway.We talk about how AI can (and should) save teachers HOURS, the madness of being told you’ve “printed too much,” and how to word a glowing report for a child who once threatened to dig your grave.Also inside:📝 The report that got pink-highlighted for plagiarism👀 How to write something nice about a child who swore at you😂 “You used to be fat” – and other brutally honest moments from the classroom🧠 Why no one should be spending a week writing reports🎶 Plus a very serious debate about who the best Spice Girl isIf you’re drowning in deadlines and tired of pretending that “focused” needs two S’s… this one’s for you.