AintPoliticsFun/OpponentIsAPoopyPants/Reg2VoteWhilePooping/EncourageStupidNot2Vote/LohanCopped2Friendship/DernDernDern/IranHasGays!

Isn't politics fun?? :)/ My opponent is a big poopypants/ I registered to vote while I was pooping. :)/ PSA Encouraging stupid not to vote/ Lohan was merely copping to a close friendship (!) Puh-Lease!/ Dern dern dern dern did a lern.../ Iran admits it has gay people... But only a few/ Prop 8 is like cell phones or kitty cats or cheese pizza... without the cell phones, the cats, or the pizza./ Religious straight couples refuse to marry until gay marriage is banned - Great!