Air-to-Surface Attacks: My Natural No-Soliciting System

Bob the Blade-Living in the desert brings unexpected challenges and beauty, from stunning golden torch cactus blooms to the territorial behavior of morning doves that use my porch as their command center.• Morning doves create major problems for solar panel owners by nesting underneath and covering them with conductive droppings• Personal "security system" consists of three birds in my wicker chandelier that target solicitors with remarkable accuracy• Amazon delivery drivers have developed special techniques to avoid bird attacks when delivering packages• Experienced public embarrassment at Cracker Barrel when a veteran pointed out bird droppings in my hair• Brief mention of upcoming episode that will detail a six-month drug binge storyCheck out all Blade content at BobTheBlade.comSupport the showI always appreciate your support, I am very clear in my understanding of how unclear I really am of myselfand the kaleidoscope in my head makes me laugh.