Alien Hog Farm

Welcome back hog Stans - New York remains mayorless; Vin Diesel’s real name stinks; and Sam has basically zero opinion on Regis Philbin. Seinfeld is off streaming, but luckily, it’s burned into our minds indelibly (and available on DVD). Dan is yet again begging for 420 Twitter followers. He’s also recounting some stories, including: spotting a Beto 2020 holdout, shouting at a moving truck driver, and discussing Israel-Palestine with an elemental denizen of Coney Island. The Army is now admitting that aliens exist, and China is to blame. We’re thinking about fish, and of course we found a fish that is also a hog. We’re also answering some tough questions: how do we navigate going back to maskless offices, taking it on faith that everyone in there is vaccinated, and attempting to relearn our social skills? And, more importantly, is calling the cocktail of whiskey, Irish cream, and Guinness an Irish Car Bomb the equivalent of naming a drink “The 9/11?” If so, what goes in the latter? All that and more, on V I D E O.   For Full Video search for the Hog Planet channel on YouTube Follow @spaventacular @wagstank on twitter and @dspaventa on Instagram for Dan's paintings. Music by Bags (http://soundcloud.com/josephsbags). Subscribe to hogplanet.substack.com.