Aliens Declared Humanity Extinct Then She Walked Into Their Senate

Aliens declared humanity extinct, then she walked into their Senate. The galaxy celebrated humanity's extinction for exactly 12 seconds, right up until the doors of the Senate screamed, not opened, screamed. Asha looked around at the terrified faces, beings who had signed humanity's death warrant with a vote and a glass of wine. Next time you declare a species extinct, Asha said, make sure you've survived them first. As the universe finally understood the mistake it had made, humanity didn't die.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/little-scifi-stories-on-the-go--7033804/support.