Aliens in the Outfield

Remember to tell the future and submit a standing ovation request 24 hours in advance or you may be hit with a pitch clock violation. Another bank has fallen, only the 3rd major bank failure in a few months. Everything is fine though; the economy is great. Tucker Carlson is gone from Fox News, which gives them more airtime to cover important topics like cows being killed and having their tongues removed. People who peacefully gather against 15-minute cities are holocaust deniers.