Alisha Wainwright, Alia Shawkat & Lil Jon?

They're just friends! Did you hear me? JUST FRIENDS! THEY ARE JUST FRIENDS! The mags are shouting from the rooftops that these two celebrities are just friends—who? Justin Timberlake & Alisha Wainwright and Brad Pitt & Alia Shawkat... Who maybe should get together for a Thanksgiving double date? I mean, because they're all just friends. Two people who may become just good friends soon? Chrishell Stause and Justin Hartley—they're breaking up. Jason Derulo and Lil Jon are showing off (the D and in Vietnam, respectively), Shay Mitchell needs to flip the photo, Iggy Azalea and Playboi Carti need to call the cops and Sam Hunt needs to surrender his driver's license. Vroom, vroom!