All Hail Queen Unicole, Long May Xe Reign: Unicole Unicron, Nikocado Avocado, Eskimo OnlyFans, and WolfLord5000

This week on Pop Uncultured: triumph!  I could go into detail here, but we discuss the ever-loving sh*t out of it during the first half of the episode.  Suffice it to say, longtime favorite of the show and the Glorious Leader of Unicult acknowledged us.  Us!  Dimwitted vagabonds spewing vocal filth into our microphones.  More than acknowledgment, she physically manifested two of our dreams into existence: shirts of the finest craftsmanship fit only for scholars and kings.  One of these golden garments reads, "Belief Makes Real," and by Jove I have to tell you, I believe.  I believe in crystals, I believe in moon queens, I believe in Unicult, and I believe in cool things, like magic.  Uniblessings!  I actually mean that.Here's her store, buy all of it: https://www.etsy.com/listing/687197323/americas-sweetheart-t-shirt?ref=shop_home_active_49But it wouldn't be an episode of P.U.P. without a deepdive headfirst into fetid garbage. JY, Draque, and Candy join me as we roll in the barnyard filth of one of the internet's most famous hogs, Nikocado Avocado. Deep in the lowest depths of humanity cracked a fissure that went deeper still, yawning wide to reveal the gaping maw of the eternal abyss (Nikocado's butthole).  Somewhere within this unplumbed void we found the ancient and terrible secrets of the thrice-cursed search terms: "Nikocado Avocado nudes".  Not a day goes by that I don't regret that moment.  Man's infernal lust for knowledge has always been his undoing, as it was mine.  Don't let it be yours... Don't.  Click. The.  Link.Anyway here's the link:  https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ1_G1UZD8qe4VY-mN2Z7aJM70s3UatNpoE4cBVQAWv_G6Q699SMUXHei0980u34ZWaGW0&usqp=CAU I told you not to.Timestamps10:25 The Tweet Heard Round the World https://twitter.com/unicoleunicron/status/140715726362256589611:07 “Belief Makes Real” t shirt https://www.etsy.com/listing/1039957013/belief-makes-real-heavyweight-tee?ref=shop_home_active_1&crt=111:07 “I Believe in Cool Stuff, Like Magic” t shirt https://www.etsy.com/listing/1025992972/i-believe-t-shirt?ref=shop_home_active_2&crt=123:43 “What is it like to be a Starseed?” https://www.tiktok.com/@unicoleunicron/video/6854338870931180805?lang=en46:03 Cringetopia subreddit, the “woke vaccine symptoms” TikTok https://www.reddit.com/r/Cringetopia/comments/khmzo1/i_dont_even_know/59:26 Nazis vs. All One by Unicole Unicron (the video I'm referencing) https://youtu.be/czqWrbOLjt001:04:06 Nikocado Avocado Progressively Getting Fat https://youtu.be/uELBEFJvbXg01:16:09 Niko's 150+ lb WEIGHT GAIN https://youtu.be/mrcaQHr8G5o01:20:37 Matt Stonie's 10,000 Calorie Blue Taki Challenge https://youtu.be/57k4IFCAu8I01:46:49 Niko's nudes01:48:38 Crystals 101, Unicole Unicron rescues us from the darkness https://youtu.be/ACaSaogMThM