All Hands To The Pump

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It's an absolute pleasure to be with you once again. Thank you for sharing the show out if you did. If you didn't, well, that's okay too. I guess you can stick around.

I hope you had a lovely night. I certainly did. Certainly did. I actually got some sleep for the first time in about three days.

For people who watch the starting block, that's a show I do once a week with my old dear friend, Greeno. Yeah, I had to can it. It was on me. Because after the show yesterday, I messaged Greeno and I said, man, I can't do it.

I haven't slept in two days. I'm going to start work late and sleep in. And I ended up getting like five hours, so... Whoo!

Good. Yeah, I like, but people always say, people always try to tell me that Bard is terrible. But I've sampled all of the like the main line American beers. I like, I don't like to drink the same beer too long.

I have a few that I go back to all the time. But I, if there's, you know, I like to go and just cruise around the liquor store when it's time to buy a case of beer. I'm like, I've never tried that one before. Let's give that one a go.

Never tried that one. Let's give that one a go. And Bard is probably like one of the three that I keep going back to. I just think it's really light, easy drinking, it's refreshing.

It doesn't sit heavy on you. I like it. I like the taste. It goes down well.

So fuck it. Pause is nice as well though. I will say, cause is nice, but I prefer Bud. But not Bud Light.

None of those sugar-free diet shit. You know the original one. Oh, you're drinking tea. It's platinum, really.

Thank you for joining us. Tonight's going to be one of those shows because I've got so much stuff that I've accumulated over the last couple of weeks that I haven't been able to get to because things keep popping up. Whether it's around, whether it's something else doesn't matter. Like, things have been dominating the schedule.

So I haven't watched anything in Patreon trial. Am I wrong? You know what? Hats off to the people who are watching the in Patreon trial.

I probably will get into it. You know, maybe over the weekend or stuff and stuff. I'll try to catch up on it. I'm reminded my good friend, the voice of reason Adam Jay, who I do a different podcast with, the comment discourse.

He once told me this term, scandal fatigue. And that keeps sticking with me. Scandal fatigue, scandal fatigue. And I think now, like I can recognize that I'm feeling scandal fatigue.

And I thought I never would. You know what I mean? I'm a political junkie. I love it.

And whether it's here, the UK, Europe, the United States doesn't matter. I try to keep across politics as much as I can because I just find it interesting. And I now find myself, you know, when it comes to like, if it wasn't Kavanaugh, it was something else. You know what I mean?

Then it was Russia. It's just been, if you step back, I think we can step back and look through the history of the Donald Trump presidency. Like now, three years in, it has just been three years of continuous scandal and let down. Scandal and let it like scandal without substance.

That's what it's been three years of it. It's like three years of people being forced to read magazines at a hair salon. The meandering, minutiae, gossip stuff without anything real. Like without, there's no, there's no smoking gun in any of them.

There's no silver bullet in any of them. Black banner in the chat says it's the same scandal though. No, it's not. Like Ukraine had nothing to do with Brett Kavanaugh, you know what I mean?

The allegations about Russia had nothing to do with Ukraine. So it's not really the same scandal. I get your point though. But there's never been a smoking gun, a silver bullet.

There's never been a full stop on any of it. The scandal just peaches out to be replaced by a new scandal. I remember having a conversation with a lefty friend of mine and this is how bad it's gone. I forget which scandal they were talking about now.

This was only like six months ago, but it was whatever scandal it was at the time. Like it might have been Stormy Daniels. That was another one, right? Michael Cohen, whatever.

Whatever scandal it was at the time, I said to them, look at what's been happening for the last two and a half years. What's going to happen is this scandal will peter out and your attention will be shifted onto the next scandal. And when that happens, you'll be getting in contact with me again saying, oh, look at this stuff. And I said, that's why I'm not engaging with it because I know this is going to happen again.

They're like, no, no, you're wrong. This is the scandal. This is the one. This is the one that's going to bring him down.

This is what it is. Roger Stone's another one. Thank you, Piper O'Hire. And sure as shit, it was like a month later.

And I'm getting in boxed again. And it was a different scandal. And I said, look, this is exactly what I said would happen. I don't know.

No, no, no, you don't understand. This is different. This is new. Like this is new evidence.

This is a real scandal. I'm like, you're doing the exact same thing again. I don't know. I do have scandal fatigue.

So hats off, tip of the hat to the people who can sit and watch Senate hearings. I usually can. I probably would rather watch Senate hearings about budget or about some kind of debate than this, but I'll probably catch up with it over the weekend. See how we go.

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Where shall I begin? Where shall we start? Tell you what, let's start here. Have you ever considered, I know you have, so it's a loaded question.

Do you ever get frustrated with how let's hear this? We've become in the modern world? And it seems like these kinds of stories, like the next one I'm about to show you, just pop up in all western countries now constantly. It's almost as if the culture of all western countries in a legal sense have become more closely aligned and never become before because there's been, there's ever increasing amounts of ridiculous bullshit lawsuits that people try to file.

I have to show you this story. I don't worry, we'll get to this guy. You're gonna love this guy. Mum says petrol stations are sexist because huge pumps hurt her small hands.

Do you even pump, bro? Feel the pump? Guys do like girls with small hands though, but guys don't like girls who complain about petrol stations being sexist. So she's caught in like a gray area, you know what I mean?

Melanie Morgan from South West London finds herself with her nasty pain in her hands after she fills up her Ford at Turnn, Turnn, Turnn, Turnn, I know you've never heard one. Independence at the large diesel pumps. A mum is accusing petrol stations of sexism because their huge male-designed pump hurt her small hair. It's male-designed.

Very sexual, the petrol station. The gas station is the very, you're taking out this big thing, you're putting it in a small hole, fluid comes out, I can see the connection. Because male-designed pump handles her to small hands, forcing her to get her partner to fill up the van. You mean forcing her to get her partner to be a good man, like to be a good husband, that's what she's saying here.

You know the petrol, the pumps are so large, I have to force my husband to fill up the car with petrol. Oh you mean you're forcing it, they're forcing your husband to be a gentleman, I see. You can probably just imagine the guy too, like sitting there. Yeah, you fucking do it, I can't be bothered.

I can't be bothered. I can't be bothered getting out of the car. You go fill it up. But the pump hurts my hands.

Oh, have you ever stopped moaning? Fuck me. Nag, nag, nag, nag. It's only when she gets back in the car and her hands look like claws.

Oh, she's always going way over the top. Melanie Morgan struggled to grasp a petrol pump to prove to partner Jared Griffiths that filling up their Ford to narrow independence was a strain on her small hands. The 31-year-old private tutor accused Garroges of everyday sexism. I didn't know there was different levels of sexism.

Is there weekend sexism? What kind of, do you think you can get away with more vulgar sexism on a Saturday than you can on a Tuesday? I think you can. Give it a try.

You know what's funny about this stuff to me? These stories are always presented like this is the norm. There's a lot of females in the chat, right? I want to ask this question of the ladies.

Ladies, I have never met a woman that would say something like this. Have you ever said something like this? Or have you ever met, you know, do one of your girlfriends care about everyday sexism? Don't forget it.

Even forget about the petrol pumps. Just that term. Has anyone, any female that you've ever known in your entire life said the word everyday sexism? I've never met one.

Where are these people coming from? Where are they? I don't know. Kim in the chat.

Thanks for joining us. I hope he shows Nadler talking to an invisible person in his chair. Is this real? Did this really happen?

If Nadler was talking to an invisible person in the chair, the he did, please send me that on Twitter. They say that's good. That's the kind of impeachment self I would like to see. If people are saying, well according to bar lion number 47 here in the cold of conduct, where you see, you can't introduce a new reference to evidence without first getting it confirmed by the secretary.

I'm not interested in that. But if we can get Jerry Nadler talking to dead people, I see dead people. Then please, absolutely. We will cover that.

Say it's a wall to wall. No, nobody's ever met somebody like this. Where are these people coming from? Who are they?

It's become such an issue for Melanie that she's planning to buy an electric car to avoid filling up at the pump again. So I guess the petrol company is saving the environment now. Well done. The big evil gas corporations by having their mail designed pumps made only for a mail because they're engaging in everyday sexism are effectively saving the planet.

They should get around the floors. They should win a medal. Greta Thunberg should give her next speech from the roof of a 7-Eleven. The Southwest London mum of two said, I have fairly small hands.

I'm short, five foot three pocket rocket. So I'm fairly small generally. But I imagine they aren't many men who have the same hands as me. There's a picture of this as the evidence.

I mean, she makes the girth as far as I can tell. It doesn't look like much of a problem. I don't know. How often do you fill up at the pump once a week?

Twice a week if you drive a lot. Diesel fuel efficiency is much better than petrol fuel efficiency. So she probably doesn't fill up as much as other people do. Comment in the chat which I tend to agree with.

Just quick bitching. I don't know. Now that I've seen the picture evidence, I'm probably more on the side of the husband. Oh, stop your fucking moaning.

No, no, no. There you have it. Mum says petrol stations are sexist because a huge pump hurt her hands. See, we cover the real news here.

This is the real stories here on the Daily Book. The next thing I want to show you comes direct from Down Under and I think you're going to love it. Because I've shown stories from the states from time to time of like people putting displays in their yards, people offending people on their own private property. And we now have a situation down here which is taking the country by storm.

It has captured the imagination of a nation. So I want to present to you the Nazi next door, the lovable Nazi next door. Let's have a look. Let's see what's going on in downtown, out of lying suburbs, otherwise known as 19.

39 Berlin. It's disgraceful and accessible. It's not see flag flying above an Australian suburban backyard. It's been described as absolutely disgusting and pure evil.

I hear a lot of descriptors here. What was it? Dettestable, despicable, disgusting, pure evil. Yeah, okay.

Legally? What's the standing legally? Just inquiring minds want to know. Dettestable, disgusting, evil, illegal?

Well, it should be. Ah, okay. So what does the man who put it there have to say for himself? What do you have to say for yourself, sir?

Listen, I love the music on these shows. To let you know, it's really serious. This guy, this random dude flying his flag in his backyard. This is something we all need to be concerned about.

Half the country has burnt to the fucking ground, but this is the stuff here. This is what we need to be angry about. Boom. Put your camera down.

I don't know. I think I like him. I think I like this guy. Put your fucking camera down, your cunt.

Why is it that I never see Nazis, modern day Nazis? Because there's a lot of bad things we can say about the Nazis, but one thing that you can't say about them was that they were poorly dressed. You know what I mean? The Nazis of old knew how to dress spiffily.

I mean, they were always well-shavened for one. Always with, you know, clean pressed shirts, brown. Obviously was the color of choice. The nice black jackets, the nice polished boots, the dress pants.

They always looked presentable. But now when you see Nazis, they're either, you know, shaved head. They've got nose rings, chains hanging around. Chains hanging around everywhere.

Thank you for coming. I see you in hell. You got coming. I see you in hell.

I'm not saying that we should adopt the Nazi platform, but surely we can adopt a little bit of, you know, personal, a little bit of the fashion sense. What's wrong with looking sharp for the camera? What's wrong with looking good on television? Right?

It wasn't all bad. They have gloves. They have gloves. They have gloves.

They used to take care of themselves. Ron Reed is the wrong place for the Jets. He's a bad drinker. Hey, does that need to do that, Bill?

Another tick. Another tick in his column. This is absolutely disgraceful by that bloody thing. Don't touch her.

I'll move on to the ****. I'll put the link, take the **** out. I am starting to like this guy. I've got to repeat.

See, part of the problem is, if I don't get offended at the flag, I may as well be flying it. That's where we are now as a society. It's this collective outrage, this shared outrage. If you're somebody who's not easily offended, you may as well be on everybody's shit list.

I don't care. I wouldn't even care if I leave next door to the guy. Someone will come over and go, oh my God, what's that? I was like, yeah, no, it's not my yard.

It's an excellent neighbor. He comes over for the barbecue sometimes. He's a bad drinker. You like him.

He likes Budweiser. Did you bring the Bud? You're not a man. But if you don't share in the hyped up outrage machine, which I'm always trying to push back against, because let's be fair, it's a bit of material hanging and flanging in the wind.

You're not a man. There's no need for this. You don't have to go there. If I bro-hi, he'd be fun to drink with, probably.

You can tell by his girth that he can probably put them away rather easily. He's not a one and done man. You're not a man. He brings the six back and he leaves nothing in the fridge.

So you know, ah fuck it, just screaming on TV cameras. Get a grip man. Not that bad. He's got their drifters.

Oh, thank you for the subscription point Jack, welcome aboard. I swear to God, I was going to jump these things. Pull the thing down and burn it. He drives like that.

Yeah, yeah. See now, you're the asshole, though right? You're the asshole at that point. That flag that this guy has in his own backyard on his own property.

You don't have to like it, right? But at the point where you're like, I'm going to jump over this guy's fence, take it down and burn it in his driveway. You are the one that is being the prick. You're the aggressor at that point that guys backyard is his island.

That's his country You're now stepping into his country and pointing fingers and attacking You're the prick you're the aggressor. He is morally in the right. He's done nothing to you. He's done nothing wrong But people think because they're upset it justifies whatever action and those are the same people who would point to people that you know Are on the other side perhaps politically or culturally and say because they're upset it doesn't justify their action It only justifies mine.

I'm the only one that can act on my impulses and nobody else can And nobody can say anything about it when I do these are the entitled, you know single-cell organism Replications in human form that now populate planet Earth all around us Unthinking automatons who act only on stimulus alone Never a conscious thought is processed in their mind They feel anger they act out they feel guilt or jealousy they act out and That action is justified because they feel it and again if anybody like would would push back against that they're the problem Because you're not recognizing my feelings. It's all bullshit In another assuming Aussie backyard the most vile symbol of evil fly the most vile symbol of evil the violin music playing in the background Hi, everybody's here is a downer a Nazi flag in blazing with Hitler's swastika erected by a No, it's not Hitler's swastika somebody else designed the swastika, you know, like that's an old old old old thing That's been around for like thousands of years, man We can attribute a lot of things to Hitler, you know I mean we can attribute a lot of bad stuff to Hitler if we want but we don't have to like pilot on he also designed a swastika, you know No, no, I'm pretty sure the other stuff that's in you know accepted historical textbooks. I'm pretty sure that's enough Throwing the swastika on the pile. I don't think makes it worse.

You know, it's let's just stick with the real stuff Like he was sitting there with a like he was sitting there with a pen and paper Should we go with the chicken? No, no, no, I don't like the chicken. No, how about if we add another line here and another line there? Oh my god, he's a genius.

He's a marketing genius. Why are you a dictator when you could be working for the advertising company? What's that it's run by do I Thank you for the subscription Jennifer Briggs welcome aboard By this man who's clutching scissors when we dare ask why He's got the eagle in the front yard as well. Just just for that extra touch With exercise free speech even though others find it offensive.

I know it's terrifying They have individuals walking our streets who are part worshippers of Hitler walk. They're walking our streets Are they doing anything except walking the streets? Are they committing crimes or genocide or break an earner? Are they punching people in the face are they dragging people out the streets are they smashing shop windows?

Are they doing any of that? No, they're just flying a flag and walking around. Okay, I can handle that Maybe we should focus on the people who are actually committing crimes, maybe I don't know Is that an idea? I'm sure the cops got more things to do than patrol the area looking for people who are wandering around just not doing anything Welcome to pure population and you know, I get like I'm not a callous person.

I'm an empathetic person I get that people would find a defensive, but it's a priority thing like your your individual level of offense is not enough For me to throw out freedom of expression. You're not a man. I'm sorry I just put freedom of expression for everybody above you as an individual I like I respect you as an individual, but if I have to respect your individual wishes at the expense of everybody else now And into the future that's something I can't do So I get that you find it really offensive But the question is that the answer is the same for me whether it's one person or ten million people if ten million people were really offended I would say sorry freedom of expression because one day the offended person is going to want to say something or display some kind of flag or do something And when one million people turn around and say that's offensive. They shouldn't be allowed to do it.

They'll be the one complaining Oh, it's not fair It's not fair. I just wanted him to take down that thing because I find it offensive. I don't know why you find my thing offensive be reasonable That's not how it works I was having a chat with somebody earlier today and you know off topic and we were talking about People like to say shit like fuck around and find out and people like to say shit like talk shit get hit But they really don't mean it they really don't mean it people say talk shit get hit they talk shit they get hit And then they pretend like they're the victim Thank you for the diamond words miter. They talk shit.

They get hit and then they don't really don't that's not fair It's not justified and the same people say things like talk shit get hit fuck around and find out So they don't really mean it what they really mean is I want to be able to talk shit and have nobody reply I want to be free to talk shit and if I get hit that's not fair That's what they really mean when you get down to it Sad fact look around you. There's so many people who do under 400 a tiny farming town four hours drive from Melbourne Where there's only one general store one post office and one very angry neo-Nazi It's like a quite little town you know Wow honey what an adorable little town like you're looking for somewhere to retire Maybe you want to switch to the country life, you know you got the pamphlet there And it's an adorable little town in the foothills just around a hundred miles out of your city Melbourne There's a lovely a quite there's a lovely quite general store. There's a lovely army arts in the town There's just one bar and one shop and one saloon and one neo-Nazi And then I'd show this guy It's wonderful honey. I think it'd be a lovely place to raise the children You were racist It's a very despicable flag you put up there why have you put it up ill not hard bill bill the very despicable flag you put it up Bill bill to see why bill these probably the most hated little police in the chat with a bunker and in town Why people are a lot of people offended by you nobody has come here and even said anything about the flag To be fair bill to be fair to be fair bill Maybe the people are knocking on the door for it No, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna put a Nazi flag up and if you if you don't think that I should come and say something It's one of those situations where they're both right You know, I mean just because nobody's knocked on his door doesn't mean that they're you know Not offended by the flag maybe they're like honey will you go and tell this guy to take his flag?

I'm not knocking on that fucking Nazi story. You get it? You're my chirpy in the face. I don't know what's going on over there.

Look at his flag. I'm not knocking on that Nobody's knocked on the door kind of boat rush not even a neighbor not even nobody can't just the show just the television So not even a neighbor not even nobody. I've got to admit. I like the way this guy handles the media Unlike his approach.

He just he just chased the camera off his office property Fuck off put the camera down and they say well why aren't you taking the camera down bill? Why don't you take me? Why don't you take me flag down bill? Nobody's come to my door to complain nobody's complain about it.

Not a neighbor not anybody so fuck off To the point succinct cannot be misinterpreted cannot be misconstrued. It's just it's just there Nobody has come here and even shed anything about the flag not even a neighbor not even no That's a lie these are his fed up neighbors only hours earlier Not each other I'll step back the town They're asking the missus. They're asking the wife and like a good wife I'd like to think that Cheryl the wife, you know privately is like honey could you please reconsider having a flag? No, I'm having a flag.

I don't give a fuck So maybe I'd like to think that she's the good wife who like privately doesn't like the flag But when confronted by other people stands by stand by her man, you know I'm having to defend you bill now. I'm having to defend the flag. I don't even want the flag in the first place I just wanted to flower pot. I wanted to plant a nice pine But no, you had to have your fancy flagpole your fancy not to flag Good Maybe she works for the bueller tourism board good.

I've put this shitty little town on the map then haven't I? I like I like this couple man. I like this dynamic. I've got to admit she's very quick This is international news now good now.

Everybody knows about the town. You should be thanking me She recommends it's not a flag and she can't take it down. She is a good wife I Mean this is like the perfect couple The man obviously believes in free expression the wife stands by her man She helps out the local tourism. She helps the local economy by bringing tourists into town I mean the five or six people who would have been in this crew to go down and film this piece probably brought lunch at the general store in the One-shot so they saw it, you know at 25% rise in their economy I'm sorry, you should be chaotic.

Well, he's just there. He's standing in his own backyard. Come out your coward They think this is like the storming of the Bastille or something. Why don't you come out and fight?

Why don't you fuck off my lawn? How about that? He's in the right there walking up to his fence. They're yelling at him get out of there.

Come on out So he and the presentation so he hangs this flag in his own yard and now he won't even come out Let us stick a camera in his face and abuse him. He must be a coward What makes this even more shocking just a few meters away from Bill's home lives in 83-year-old Holocaust survivor He's now suffering at constant flashbacks to terrified to leave his home And this poor blokey. Yeah, he's still got the tater one exam. Yep from being in a constant place.

We can't both his parents would guess Mm-hmm. He was next he's quite upset. Yeah, look again. I feel for you man.

It's not good. I get that It's a shitty situation The flag flying in that yard is probably really intensely offensive on levels that people can't even imagine. I understand I feel for you It's not good. I wouldn't want that either but free expression.

I'm sorry For expression your feelings do not trump the rights of other people. I'm sorry That's why we have the society we have Because free expression, right? It's why we need it He wants to be left alone. He's my just like my suppose.

He doesn't want any trouble with anybody And we have to remember that for a Holocaust survivor seeing the Nazi flag is a scary and it's frightening. It's being threatened with a gun Bill has been proudly flying his flag for several weeks used as an emblem by Adolf Hitler and his German Nazi regime following the state's sanctioned murder Oh, he's educated. He's he's yard dirty To me it symbolizes terrorism terrorism you can don't mass murder Phil Do you do you condone mass murder bill? Wireless left an entire country outraged probably I don't know about that again You know what I mean?

It's left an entire country outraged. No I don't think most people even knew about it until now is he isn't breaking any laws I'm off We were filming see it's it's taken three and a half minutes Into the into the into the story, right? Taking three and a half minutes to get to the to get to the point where somebody said he's not breaking any laws But that that doesn't matter Just because he's not breaking any laws doesn't mean he can be allowed to do it Just because the pumps at the fuel station aren't breaking any laws doesn't mean they shouldn't be banned We've completely we found it through offense. We have found a way to circle around completely circle around the legal system we found a way to remove legality from the equation with outrage instead outrage is the new legal system outraged people are the new juries and Media is the new judge the media will judge which jury decision is correct or not the media overseas the proceedings And the outrage is the court case is the legal system.

That's Where we are outraged despicable disgusting. Go fucking. Oh, you need to be taken down. I hate this.

Oh Is it legal? Well doesn't doesn't matter. It's not illegal doesn't matter. Let's say that he's in favor of mass murder Yeah, let's do that.

It's fucking Bubble is he isn't breaking any law but the trouble is he's not breaking any laws are what an inconvenience? That's the trouble The trouble is not the outrage the trouble is not people not respecting free expression. That's not the trouble No, no the trouble is we haven't made a law to subdue free expression yet We haven't made street. We haven't made hard enough laws to crush people's free expression yet.

That's the trouble That's the problem here. Oh, I love it. I love him to shirtless in all these glory fuck off This guy really knows how to deal with the press. I like this The police turns out as we were filming pleading with Bill to do the right thing.

See not do the legal thing do the right thing They didn't if you're breaking the law the cops the cops don't plead with you. They don't beg you to stop breaking the law They arrest you So they're now coming over begging him to do something that they find morally good or at least the people who complained to the police The people have called the police in order to enact some kind of moral retribution in order to infringe on somebody else's rights like a personal offense squad and Because he's not breaking any laws. They just have to go over there and plead with him to comply But they can't arrest him what an inconvenience What a terrible inconvenience that must be What made you do that and see now rub it in so easy take it look like he was taking the flag down and now he stopped Are you taking a flag down now bill? Huh?

Why are you doing that now? Huh? What changed was it? The police was it us showing up was it us sticking a camera in your face?

Was it the police harassing you? Huh? Is that why you doing it? Huh?

Huh? What are you scared? Like like if he does what they want now at this point. They'll hate him even more Leading it up now, but he won't let his ego take a hit we're treating inside and actually Jackson to take the chat Thank you for choice.

Sorry. I was late. I was installing flagpole What I mean asking an officer to remove the flag instead Wow damage has already been done See putting Bueller on the map for all the wrong reason. Well, no, I saw the general store the general store look lovely It's a very quaint, you know, tidy little town It looked very nice and peaceful a nice place to raise your kids So now they've taken the flag down now.

They just rubbing salt in the wound In the first few minutes of the story it was look at this bold-faced awful person look at his bold face awful person with his free expression He doesn't even care. He's got no empathy whatsoever. He takes the flag down. They're like her look at his pussy Somebody comes over and tells him to take the flag down and he does it It's like he doesn't even believe in it or something.

It's maddening People are maddening The same rational people are on an island which is constantly shrinking some people blame climate change for this drinking I don't know But the island is getting smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller for the same rational people and people just dropping into the ocean as it does As cliff faces break away from the waves Bill at his partner only relocated to Bueller in the past year locals who were born here say that that that's the thing in the country Towns, I'm sure it's the same in the states and in the UK and other countries new people who arrive in the country towns It's really difficult to win there. It's really difficult to get on their good side You know what I mean some people live in country towns for 40 years and aren't on the good side of the locals They say how long's that got how long's bill been in the neighborhood? Well Bill's been here for about gee 35 years or so Thank you for the diamond been cave here. It's us.

Yeah, it's been here a while Bill's been here about three decades. His kids went to school here His his elder son married my niece. They're a lovely family. We go over there for Christmas and holidays Yeah, I think he's been here about 35 years.

Okay, so you must like him then I Really know about this guy. I mean sure he's been here 35 years and he's you know the family seems nice and everything But I don't know if I can trust him That's what's like in country towns. You never you're never really on the inside. You never really there They have no place in there.

No place get out I think that we are facing the mother of all threats the mother of all threats I Would like to go through a list of threats with you Number one to four and I want you if you could There's no wrong answer here You're gonna go through a list one to four of potential threats to us which may or may not be described as the mother of all threats Okay, one nuclear war two ai three civil war or four Retired man flying Nazi flag in his backyard in a small town in country, Australia Now put the number down in the chat which you think is the mother which represents the mother of all threats Nuclear war ai civil war old guy flying a flag on his own property. You decide what do you think? It's gonna wait for some of the polls to come in Put them in order with a luck black veteran chat someone's going to the climate change reeducation camp We all up But to save money they'll merge all of the different reeducation camps into one I'll just be in the climate change block You know you'll be in the socialism block somebody else will be in the economy block somebody else will be in the free speech block And we'll get to mingle at lunch when we allowed for yard time So I see a lot Give me in the chat for made me shake Cameron Brownie says for all they say the old guy the flag with the flag in his backyard It's mainly ones of twos nuclear war ai so the mother of all threats may be Thank you for the ninja genie sleep lady very generous of you the mother of all threats ladies a gentleman Old guy in his backyard flying a flag well done We're all dude. We're gonna die Stay on the topic.

I want to bring you this story which this this may be higher in the threats list Then the old guy flying a flag in his own backyard. This comes from spike online. I've spoken about spike online before the editor I really like Brendan O'Neill He's like a center He's like a British version of Tim pool but more edgy if you're not a mean Arguably some of the concerns about like immigration and culture and stuff are probably a little more pronounced in the UK right now Then they are in the United States So that may be why edgy British Tim pool is edgy British Tim pool instead of just Tim pool if you get me if you follow me So he's the editor of this magazine turning students into a workstasi Sheffield University wants to pay students to police racial microaggressions Yeah, yeah Just what we need a monetary incentive for people to rat out other people for saying things that somebody else Infer's as racist. That's really what we need on university campuses right now.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm You know we aren't we aren't throwing enough people out of university What if we create a paid secret student police to go around and police microaggressions? They will earn a commission for every you know, just center that they cuff and bring in What a wonderful idea a friendly word of warning to black students thinking of applying to the University of Sheffield don't don't Racism is endemic at this university. You'll be confronted with racist abuse everywhere in your accommodation the library and the student bar Racism at Sheffield University is apparently so rife that the vice chancellor has had to resort to paying students to police Not just the words, but also the thoughts of their peers in a bid to get to grips with it Are we hiring mind readers now?

Because I picture people like dressed up like traveling show gypsies who read crystal balls Just just fitting in on college campus just wandering around with their big purple robes and their big turban, you know With a third eye painted clatching a crystal ball just drifting in and out There's you know lavender incense emulating from the back of their outfit Just just try to fit in The university is announced that it will employ 20 of its own students at the generous rate of nine pounds 34 an hour to tackle racist language on campus It's like it's like the secret hall monitors the qualifications needed to become a quote race a quality champion. I love I love I love the way that these social justice types manipulate language. It's so obvious and so bad The re-imagining of terms, you know, you start with the simple ones, right? I think was George Orwell now was a George all it was Bernays, right?

Because the Department of Defense used to be called the Department of War and he was like no you change it to Department of Defense Sounds like you know it gives a completely different complexion to what we do. No, that's good They changed police force to police service, right? There's always a redefinition So instead of saying you know microaggression police instead of describing things as they are The propaganda is inherent in the titles themselves like you don't have to say a 30-second political ad to be watching propaganda You don't have to watch a marketing campaign to watch propaganda look at the title of the person who wrote the ad That's your propaganda So we're hiring people go around and police other students looking for racist language and we're calling these employees race equality champions Race equality champions who could possibly be against that? Who could possibly be against a champion of race equality?

I'm a supporter of race equality. Oh, yeah, well, I'm a champion of race equality. Oh Oh Thankfully details have been provided about the role so we can make a guess at the skills required the informers will be in Forma, you know that my balls are red so let my bum instead The informers will be expected to tackle microaggressions that is comments or actions which might be unintentional But which can cause offense to a minority group unintentional Sheffield's vice chancellor cone Lambert said the aim of the initiative was to quote change the way people think Change the way people think about racism through initiating healthy conversations Brett medicine a chance already on what's a healthy conversation? Well, obviously a healthy conversation is one that's heavily policed See at the language again, right?

I would see I guess it's personal perspective, right? For me a healthy conversation is one that's engaging with no hold bad Like people are just free to cover any topic or any angle come up with any argument group raise any issue They have a free and open exchange of ideas not policed in any way not surveilled in any way like, you know I'm gonna be fair here the liberal expression of free expert free speech Liberal in a classic sense for me. That's healthy conversation for other people Healthy conversation is conversation being monitored in order to change the way people think so they never raise any kind of issue or never speak any kind Any never never any kind of utterance Which may in some way shape or form break the rules of what healthy conversation is That's that to me is horrifying That like people flying flags in their backyards does not keep me up at night This kind of shit Let's be fair I don't sleep a lot But if anything was to keep me up at night it would be something like this Examples of the kind of microaggressions that chosen candidates will likely overhear include so they give they give their race equality champions a worksheet And say here's some of the things that you may encounter on your daily patrols around the campus mingling with your friend Can you tell can you tell your friends that you are part of the racial microaggression equality champion police force? I would have thought no Like it's gonna have to be a secret, isn't it?

Because if everybody knows that you're part of the police that are policing language and walking around trying to overhear microaggressions See that they want the chilling effect They want everybody to think it really is they want everybody to think that there is a secret police member around every corner So you must check your language constantly you must constantly be thinking about what you say and who you say to regardless of intention You must be constantly walking around on eggshells because somebody might be listening students There may be a race equality champion hiding under the desk waiting So you can't be too careful make sure that you're constantly within the bounds of what healthy conversation is mm-hmm You never know there might be somebody waiting fucking terrifying Terrifying so I imagine you can't announce yourself as a race equality champion because then your friends would know and it would be like that scene You know you're at a house party or something or you're you're out people are gathered in a circle and it's like so I says I says to this guy. I says this guy, you know, hey, man when this black guy walks in I want you to oh, hi Jeremy Hey, what's going on? What are you talking about nothing? We were just talking about you know, um I got some black thighs when I went to the store black thighs.

What do you mean? I you know, like I bought some chicken thighs and They were like double-packed and the thighs underneath the top thighs were like black So they were probably like out of date or something and I'm really annoyed really all these people I saw I saw you all laughing a second ago. I thought someone was telling a joke or something. No, no, no definitely not No, no, we don't tell jokes.

We're just seeing around talking about you know groceries and stuff That's what we are we're like the grocery club, you know, there's a chess club and a drama club and a computer club This is the grocery club. We're just getting there and talking about groceries I thought I heard you know somebody about a black guy would know no no no no you got me all wrong man. You got this all wrong, bro I would never say anything like that. Okay, okay, okay, so Do you guys want to go, you know, hang out?

Sorry, I've got a thing that I have to watch over there. Sorry, Jeremy Neither the intention of the student make oh we didn't go through the examples here are some of the examples stop making everything a race issue Yeah, yeah, that's an example of a racist microaggression that will be policed is you saying stop making everything a race issue When this is literally a race issue so being against the micro well, it's not really a race issue is it? It's more like a free speech issue. It's a free expression issue.

It's a free thought issue But if you stand against on campus if you stand against the micro aggression secret police and you say to the micro aggression secret police officer Hey stop making everything a race issue. You're taking things out of context what I said had nothing to do with race That was not my intention stop making everything a race issue. They're like right you up for a ticket Because they make opposition to the policy illegal itself So here's the legal thing and what you can and can't say but also a get being against the policy is also illegal That's how you eradicate Free expression. That's how you eradicate genuine debate by saying any kind of debate is breaking the rules That's the kind of shit that keeps me up Imagine if you would for a second The Democrats win the presidency the House and the Senate and in parcel law that says voting against the Democrats comes with life in prison If you if you if you challenge a Democrat in public you will be arrested It's the it's the same wheelhouse just on a different level If you challenge this new law that has micro aggression secret police wandering around trying to eavesdrop on your conversations To see if you say something that somebody somewhere could potentially find offensive if you don't like that then you're breaking the rules Other examples are why are you searching for things to be offended about?

I'm not joking like this is the quiz I will have this referenced in the show notes as always on the Podbean website boogiebump.com if you go to the episode listings You'll be able to get this link Why are you searching for things to be offended about is an example of something that somebody will be offended about it is fucking amazing Like I said the island is shrinking every day Somebody the guy talking about the black chicken thighs I'm sorry. Did you did you know that saying that black chicken thighs out of date can be offensive to somebody? That's a micro aggression and that person then retorts by saying hey man come on this is the grocery club I was talking about groceries. Why are you searching for things to be offended about?

Well, there's another one There's another one on the list. I wasn't sure about the first one, but now you said that now I'm sure now I'm sure you're breaking the rules I Thought universities were supposed to challenge things. I thought universities were for the best and brightest amongst us Where are you really from is another one? I don't want to hear about your holiday to South Africa That's a micro aggression because apparently if somebody takes a holiday to South Africa you have to listen to it now Telling people you don't want to hear about their vacation story is a Western civilization tradition When people get in there and they want to show your photos Oh, this is this is where Sally went to the beach And this is where we got some lovely ice creams down in the town.

There's a lovely shop there a man named Johannes ran the went ran the ice cream store He let us take photos in there saying I don't want to look at these fucking photos of your shitty holiday That's a that's a tradition that should be that should be enshrined. That should be never challenged. I don't want to hear about your holiday This guy's a fucking racist It's funny too We've got to be honest with each other here guys It's like every time we think surely it can't get any worse surely. They can't go anymore crazy.

You've said this yourself I know you have I've said it a million times I've asked is this it are we at peak insanity? Are we at the absolute top of the tree and it's only downhill from here? I'll say it in 2016 2017 2018 2019 and now I'm saying it again in 2020 is this peak insanity? I'm more black-pilled now.

I don't think there is peak insanity I just think it keeps going until it caves in on it's like there is no like slow calm down It's just going to keep going forever and ever and ever and the only thing that will possibly change is the amount of people who are willing to go along with it That might change, but the the insanity part that's going to be there forever Whether or not we listen to these people that might change, but they will be there They will continue going crazy. They will continue ramping up the insanity for the rest of our lives And they will either win or the shrinking island of saying people will begin to grow outward once again These are the only two options Neither the intention of the student making those remarks nor the interpretation put on them by anyone else involved in a conversation count for anything According to the team at Sheffield bad thoughts lie behind these statements bad thoughts. This is the university policy ladies and gentlemen Bad thoughts and this is this is the case like I often say thought and language are like ballroom dancers, right? You can't have one without the other language leads thought around the room So, you know when people say they're killing free speech.

I say no no they're killing free thought They're killing independent thought by strangling free speech. Do you follow me? They're cutting off the oxygen to the brain by strangling free speech the brain is free expression free thought That's what they're killing because it's like if we eradicate the words. I hate I hate using 1984 References because everybody says this is 1984.

This is 1984. It is so cliche. So I really I'm looved to do it I love the book don't get me wrong But I just think it's like a cliche thing to say because you see it all the time But this is literally the 1984 shit They're by eradicating the language. They're trying to eradicate the thought behind it They admit that in their own policy again at the university.

We're trying to get rid of bad thoughts. Thank you for the ice cream horrifying Again at a university We can conclude from this that mind reading will be high up on the job description Spike always has a little tinge of sarcasm to it, which is another reason why I love it We can conclude from this that mind reading will be high up on the on the job description for wannabe race equality champions They will after all be expected to uncover offense where it is not intended and then go on to change the way the culprits think Potential applicants will also require great hearing to listen in on other people's conversations They will need an odd combination of extreme sensitivity to offense alongside a high degree of insensitivity to interrupting conversations To point out exactly where the speakers went wrong Presumably candidates will also have to sit some kind of test to prove their own thought purity That's a very good point. How do we know that the people applying for the role aren't secretly racist themselves? How do we know that the people applying for the role might unintentionally say the wrong thing from time to time?

We can't have that it would be like hiring somebody to the police force who is an armed robber You can't have that we can't have this guy on the force. He wants to rob old ladies on the street Or at least he told us he done We must allow this the same thing applies here Have you ever uttered something that may be considered offensive? Well, I don't think so Can you just fill out this form and write down everything you've ever said for your entire life so we can review your history Of uttering things. Give me in the chat 100% on it thought purity is a terrifying phrase, isn't it?

Isn't it? We need to purge disagreeable thought We need to eradicate disagreeable thought We need to destroy dangerous ideas Crush them. It's it's so authoritarian. It's beyond authoritarian But like we always say these things are always wrapped up in a nice package with a nice pretty bow on it Oh no, the race equality champions are just promoting healthy conversation That's when you know the propaganda's are in control We're paying people to secretly listen to secretly eavesdrop on private conversations in order to pick up things Which may unintentionally be offensive in order to literally purify the thoughts of our students How do they say it are wearing pulling race equality champions to help promote healthy conversation?

That's that's how propaganda works right there. Amber Lina in a chat. This would make people blush This would make burbles stand up and clap The propaganda bit is there for the Nazi party would be calling him These Yankees are also something these Yankees are fucking brilliant How come I did not think of this? This is wonderful.

I will tell Zephira immediately Of your hair hair Hitler the Americans of cut the odds for the American It's the British the British have come up with a wonderful way of policing their students They're calling them race equality champions. This is wonderful. This is a tremendous idea Oh Hitler Hitler. I have an amazing idea from the British This is bravo Britain We need to purify the thoughts of the students.

Did you hear this? Do you hear this? These people are brilliant. Why are we bombing them bomb everything around the university people keep the university clear They're already trained at the university.

They could teach us a thing or two Just just bomb around bomb around this That fucking terrifying terrifying What can we do? Let me show you this guy. I thought this guy was good You might have seen this already. I'm not sure this man's reaction to a violent kebab shop brawl has become an Instant meme the 57 second clip which was shared on twitter in the early hours of saturday morning Pardon me the video says a mass brawl breakout between a group of men in kens kebabs on albert road portsmith As the fight escalated people's attention was drawn to one man who was sitting alone in the fast food outlet calmly eating his food and looking at his phone Not bothered by the chaos that was erupting around him.

So I thought well, I must have a look at this guy. Let's have a look Fucking Twitter videos man Look at this guy This guy is the zen master He didn't he didn't jump out of his chair. He didn't move chairs. He's just staring and chewing Hmm.

Oh ketchup Mm-hmm ketchup over here. Sholt pepper to your please move salt. Hey Just like one of those moves where he just shifts his head out of the way as a chair comes flying past This is the kind of guy that I want running government departments I don't want the people that purify thoughts. I want this So calm you don't even know if he has a pulse.

That's what I want You could see his cheeks expanding as he choose I Love this guy This guy is great like matched up against the first guy we saw the angry guy with the nasty flag Can we get the two of them together at a bar? You know you're in for a good time and Kimmy says that would be you He has not moved a bustle They're on his table as he sticks his fork into his meal just slowly keeps eating it There's there's now physical violence on the table that he's eating from he hasn't flinched Stay down stay down they're punching him in the head dips his chitney up just slowly dips his chip in the sauce again He's got to be our hero of the week I think I love this guy Wonderful. Okay. What have we got now?

Oh, this was sent through by Amber Lina on the discord. Thank you so much, Emily crazy video florida woman bites deputies bites deputies I think shouldn't that be IES Bites deputies during arrest causing the officer to pass out That's what happens when you try to arrest the vampire. No wait till daytime and get them in there sleeping in the coffin, man Fuck did you not go through basic training? deputies responded to 58 Brookside lane in Palm Coast.

That's it. Yes. What the fuck is going on in florida straw It's been a while deputies made contact with 38 year old Shari saunas in the driveway of her residents with her makeup smeared no shoes slurred speech And a heavy scent of alcohol coming from her person During the investigation into the disturbance it was determined that saunas had slapped a male resident inside the home while deputies were attempting to resolve the situation Saunas became extremely argumentative and would not cooperate with the investigation Saunas approached a deputy in a threatening manner saunas began kicking and screaming when deputies attempted to secure her in hand in handcuffs That'll happen. I've been saying this for a long time.

Why don't the police have tranquilizer guns? Forget about real forget about real bullets forget about tasers. Why not tranquilizer darts like enough to take down an elephant The toxins will be circulating in their system within seconds. That's all you need.

Take that bitch down During the struggle one deputy was bit by saunas on his right calf and she refused to release her bite hold until another deputy was able to free her grip on his leg Imagine that a fully grown woman is chopped down on your calf muscle He can't shake her off the police officer with his training and everything the strength obviously that he's got over a 38 year old, you know, slender woman She's just locked on like a pit bull terrier The other guy has to come over and pry her mouth off his leg that is a bite, man It resulted in a two-inch mark. Yeah girl. Oh, come on. It's just a bruise.

What are you worried about? Which immediately showed broken skin swelling and bruising moments later the deputy who was bitten began to fell ill and lost consciousness He was transported to the hospital for a medical evaluation. I must go out Get the fuck off my goddamn property right now. We've seen a couple of these stories tonight, huh?

We've got we've got the guy with the Nazi flag get the fuck off of my lawn and now we've got this You know the fan of midnight binder get the fuck she warned him. She tried to warn him Is she really trying to give the police the naughty kid count? Anybody do that before have you I can't recall anybody trying that with the police Miss these these police are not your children. They have guns.

They can shoot you Look, I'm going to give you to the count of three to get the fuck to your room Okay, one and the cop is standing there looking at each other. Oh, miss miss to Miss it really doesn't work that way you need to two and a half I've never tried this Do not step over this line You Ah there they come here they come you want to fucking play huh getting in the face of the cop That doesn't matter now sweetheart you see That's what matter now now. He's touching you now. He's got your arms.

The equation has changed. I'm afraid my dear my brave vampirous Now she slapped him. That's that's all I need isn't it at that point like even if they're trying to seduce her if she slaps Then the cops are like okay green light we gotta go we're gonna roll You know, I can't I don't like shit like this. I don't like you know people getting arrested in their own garage and stuff I'm not a fan of that But I mean once the cops got your arm.

It's it's probably wiser to not slap him in the face I just try to think logically through this Because now they can get you for assaulting a cop, right? Thank you. Thank you for the diamond gypsy. Fair to just steal the diamond gypsy.

What did you steal as a diamond from gypsy? Chill out man. Chill out bro Oh, that nearly fucking shattered my wine glass And now the mother has become the child 30 seconds ago. She was like I'm giving you three seconds to put the toy down like to the kid in the store, right?

one Two Two and a half And now imagine if the kid picks up the store if you then turn to the mother and the mother is on their back. Oh, no It's been a complete role reversal Role playing sex with this woman must be fucking off the hook man She will go from dominatrix to submissive like that It's really mother to child in a space of 30 seconds Now she's kicking on the floor screaming Stop resisting. Stop resisting I hate you. I hate you Like I should laugh.

I This now she's starting to morph into the vampire. I think can you hear the you know that the The hussiness in the voice adjust hey While she's talking about the fangs are starting to grow slowly. It's only when she's put under pressure that she morphs into her vampire This is Oh, I've got to call the wife. I've got to pick up the kid for school Thank you for the diamond you can't deal much for it yet In the chat says this is the exorcist Sooner heads gonna be turning 360 degrees around on my shoulders Not gonna lie.

I think it's hot I didn't do shit you did shit I Think the way this works is if you say I didn't do shit 13 times then they turn into rabbits. I think that's how it works. I think that's how this spell works That's how I was on that She could be singing for iron maiden There she goes now she's hooked on yes fine finally finally something happens Oh You can hear the sound of her gnawing Like check this out You can actually hear the moment when her teeth break the skin of the guy's leg and then it sounds like you know It's like that. It's the sound of like a lion feasting on the arse of a deer It's but you just got listen carefully, but you can hear it like I'm wearing a good set of cans If you've got good headphones, you'll probably pick it up, but it's a little bit like Ah, fuck it down here and then you hear that and it's like That is the sound of incisors gnawing on human flesh Like I said we cover the serious news.

This is the real news This is where people come when they want to stay informed Right now that says she's probably possessed. I don't know she may have just been motivated by the saltiness of human flesh I mean we've all been there. It is very tasty. Am I the only one?

Oh? No, you haven't tried. Oh Oh, no, no, I've never done this just just kidding around No, I'm holding him a human flesh. It's like this.

It's like totally crazy. I would never do that To me it looks like a tequila. It doesn't look like a brown liquor I think it's a tequila that does that tequila is an angry drink. You know what I mean?

All right Well, we'll stay with boozy chicks. I've been wanting to get to this one for a while If the if the cool calm collected cat in the kebab shop Is our is our king of the ball tonight? I want to present to you the queen of the prom the queen of the dance for tonight's edition of the daily boogie Boozy woman 20 begged men for mile high club sex before biting crew another bite We got another bite in a four-hour rampage on an eti had flight There's the lovely young lady. I think I'm in love a boozy plane passenger asked men to join her in the mile high club She's just walking around the plane.

Hey, will you come and fuck me in the toilets? There are so many like 19 year old men who dream of this scenario every day God, why wasn't I on this flight? A busy plane passenger asked a bed to join her in a mile high club Is it a sad reflection of modern society that nobody took her up on the offer? Where are all the men?

Where are all the real men? Come on. Some drunk stranger is asking you for anonymous sex on a plane and you said no What are you gay? Demi Burton caused chaos as she flew back to the UK from Abu Dhabi after drinking too much red wine So if she was in Abu Dhabi, I'm not sure does Abu Dhabi have an alcohol ban I know some of those countries they do have an alcohol ban, but they don't really enforce it in like touristy areas They don't really you know, there are nightclubs for westerners and stuff where you can go and drink but technically it's banned in the city So maybe she was just like letting her down just chilling the 20 year old shouted you may as well just land the plane now then Because she couldn't have said nobody would have sex with her.

It's like we'll put me down I'll find somebody on the tarmac. I don't give a fuck. I will find a guy with the big sticks. They could be fun We could use them I caught her it then took six crew members and passengers to restrain her and she tried to headbutt and kick them And she was arrested when the plane landed in Manchester.

She's a Manchester girl Drew Jackson to take the chat. I'm as hard as the plane. They're flying and prosecuting Miss Claire Prokopank said It appears she was drunk before getting on the flight and she started making a number of inappropriate sexual comments to a number of male passengers on the flight To in particular remember hearing comments at first they laughed it off But then it became more and more increasingly inappropriate and she asked them to join the mile high club As to it as thousand name sent a statement. It was a stressful situation You know what's great for relieving stress, right?

This could have been solved in first five minutes if one of the men had have stood up instead You know if one of the men had have stood proud and taken one for the team Maybe this uh, you know horny drunken chaotic woman may not have disrupted my my in-flight meal Have you considered that? Somebody needs to take responsibility Whilst I whilst I tried to remain calm and professional. This is the steward's it's not acceptable for crew members to be treated this way And it's not fair on the other passengers to witness things like this as a result of her being verbally abusive towards me and assaulting I couldn't eat or drink anything whilst the flight was going I told you I told you somebody could have just you know laid some hype and this this whole tragedy would have been averted She would have ended up sleeping it off Maybe you would have to let her have a cigarette in the toilet to just bring her down afterwards, but that's it A little breaking of the rules goes a long way. It'll satisfy most impulses Burton from Carrington near Manchester had been traveling home with it from a three month trip to Australia Straight look at this look at this before she before holiday She was probably daddy's little girl the apple of her mother's eye probably a straight-A student a virgin never done anything wrong Works a quaint little job to pay for her schooling bakes cookies for the church Helps volunteers at the girl scouts right goes down to the old folks home makes them soup listens to their stories patch their head Pats their pillows before they go to sleep.

She's everybody's favorite girl next door. She spends three months in Australia on the way home She's already drunk by the time she gets on the plane. She starts begging random men for sex in the toilet She then has to be crash tackled by six crew members before she bites them That's what three months in Australia will do to you and a proud moment on a I have not had Goddamn this fucking beautiful country. Oh, I love what we do down here She claims she had been drinking and she had a fear of flying I'm so terrified of flying.

Maybe maybe subdick will get my mind on this The rampage began on May 9 shortly after the flight EY21 had taken off from the United Arab Emirates a consultant and a sneezeest traveling on the flight very convenient Who was bitten on the elbow and headbutted as he helped to restrain Burton claimed it was worse than working in A&E worse than working to the emergency Department I told it's an emergency somebody needs to get me laid now Defense lawyer Martin calorie said she is thoroughly ashamed of herself. Don't be she'd be proud And because she is remorseful, she's utterly embarrassed at the way she behaved. It is completely out of character I told you she's a sweet girl As far as she is concerned she went to Australia to get away from her family who have behaved towards her from her early years in a very controlling and abusive way So there you have it If you if you feel like you're being restricted ladies and gentlemen If you feel like you're being controlled if you feel like you can't really break free Then head on down here head on down to sweet little Australia with where within three months You will turn into a vampiric alcoholic sex crazed lunatic. That's what we can offer you Sure other countries may have you know other sites to see there may be some culture to absorb in Europe There may be some fun to have in the us of a there may be some ancient monuments to see in the Middle East There may be some wonderful picturesque planes and jungles in Africa, but down here in Australia we offer you sex crazed alcoholism And I'm not sure that can be deep.

I'm not sure we can do much better than that I'll see you in hell Let's do one more item here. Let's do one more item. We've spoken about racism. We've talked about microaggressions I'm not sure how much I'm going to watch of this But it is funny to me because people never talk about these trends in other parts of the world, right?

So things like take dreadlocks for example So now apparently if you're white you're not allowed to have braids in your hair because that's racist Right because you're appropriating Are you not allowed to wear certain things on on events like Halloween for example? We can't do that So there's a whole now there's a whole list of unwritten rules just swirling around wedging people against each other constantly Making people double think everything that they do say and act And the rules are not they're ambiguous in nature because they want us to act within ourselves instead of being ourselves So I do find it funny when I see stories like this pop up because these kinds of things to me shatter that stuff In new and exciting ways. I'll show you what I'm talking about Unfair it's cool If you're listening to the podcast, we're seeing basically like a bollywood film set Any bollywood fans in the audience anyone anyone a fan of bollywood films get the fuck out Just kidding So this is jiana to boney to boney Sorry, what am I 16? Huh?

What's the name to boney? I do I love bollywood soundtracks, don't you? I can't I'm already I already feel like my snake is being charmed My hips are moving and I don't know why my shoulders are shaking left and right and I can't control them. What is happening to me?

This is the modeling shoot for an Indian company that sells to space for a straight in the chat to bone me, huh? All right, additional Indian clothes to the Indian market nice to meet you your makeup looks beautiful Where you guys why she doesn't look Indian at all bomb I think the host of this show is about to commit a microaggression though. It's me you your makeup looks beautiful Where are you guys from? The Ukraine the from your crime But if see if this was filmed on the set of if this was filmed on a set which is was in Sheffield University The woman asking the question where are you guys from would now be arrested by the secret microaggression police It's it's so much irony.

I'm choking on the irony This is a video that has been put together in order to show how it's unfair and racist like there's racial standards Because they want Indians to look more white, right? So they try that's why they bring in girls from the Ukraine addressing them like Indians. This is what we'll get to it at some point They're saying oh no no we need white we need people who look more white more white is more pretty So they're saying like it's unfair racial standards But in making a documentary about unfair racial standards, they have to commit microaggressions And these people never consider the next level of what they want Oh, thank you for the sub-docs region. It's much appreciated.

They never consider the next step Doc sexy in the chat calls it colorism. I like that The thing that we are creating the thing that we are creating is literally going to be that it's Frankenstein It's going to kill us. It's going to go on a rampage We were saying this years ago. You know all of these rules that you're trying to make will eventually come back to haunt you That's what a racist would say No, no, that only racist say things like that I'm now.

Can you excuse me, please? I can't you say I'm filming a documentary about racism? Go ahead. So where are you girls from and then like alarms drop out of the ceiling God get what the hell but I'm filming a documentary You've been overheard by the city racial equality champions.

You have been fined 500 euros. Why didn't do anything? Denial is still a kind of microaggression Ukraine, okay There are no indie models. They're not looking for the catalog.

I'm wondering if I don't think you need one There's lots of amazing You know, yeah It's a cool work in making There's lots of amazing Indian models. I've got to admit I do find the eastern block style of talking alluring like if I could have any other accent I think it would be from that part of the world Thank you for the diamond gypsy fairly just steals the diamond gypsy The eastern block way of talking. It's like it's so cold and emotionless If I could hand pick an accent, but still speak English, obviously I think it would be like Russian Ukrainian or something I might go finish Because like the most exciting the most outrageous thing could happen the most dramatic thing could happen You know the building that you're in collapses just as you walk out the front door And that they'll turn around and say Seems to solve this this building was not on stable ground It's completely devoid of any highs and lows. I love it.

So cold and factual They export the Indian models to Paris and New York and London because in Paris and New York and London they're obsessed with diversity So they have to import models from India But on the flip side again so much irony we're choking on irony here today The irony is in India they have to import the Europeans because they want white models in India And in London and the rest of Europe they want darker skin models The two groups of models are literally flying past each other in the air Probably drunk on red wine trying to have sex with random men on the fly Where are you? Where are you modeling this weekend? I'm going to Paris. Oh good and the girl from Paris Where are you going?

I'm going to your country Won't it be so much more convenient if the models could model locally? No, no we can't have that We need diversity and higher shares for airplane companies. That's what we need Everything's about skin Why are you making everything? There's another microaggression Remember why are you making everything about race was one of the committable was one of the offenses That you could be arrested for by the microaggression secret police otherwise known as the equality champions So she's now just trucked to and we're only 90 seconds in If she were on Sheffield University, she would have been kicked out of school by now models Indian models are not fair this much Little bit touch of Indian That fair skin is seen as the beauty ideal But for anyone hoping to become a ball no no they want white people who just look a little bit Indian I'll let's just shoot it in a 7-Elevenan We would start we can feel more save a lot of money on air travel like a job requirement So this is a audition messages so big production fair skin on almost anything okay, but we're looking So excited to join me all of the casting calls over email and You know first line of all see that music again And pelvis is moving I can't help it's either fair or very fair Deep what so you're like bollywood's casting director.

Yes, but I started as an acting teacher My company comes forth in volleyball. So everybody comes Well, I'll just kind of be uh standing Henry st. George Tucker in the chat to anyone hoping to be a bollywood actor move to the Ukraine Right, isn't it we're exporting the models from India to the europe and we're importing the models from europe to India In order to satisfy what we want in europe. We want the diversity in India.

They want the white girls We don't want the white girls anymore. We're like nah fuck it you ever We don't want we got too many white girls get rid of them We have an excess of white girls in fact we need we need to bring in a quota So we don't have too many white girls We need to restrict access for the white girls because we're so sick of the white girls get rid of the white girls So all the white models are now staring I go where the hell am I supposed to go? It's like a plane load of indian women just flew in. Why don't you get on the empty plane and fly back to fucking Fly back to Bombay.

Oh, you go It sounds like a great idea. I'm on my way Let's get started So what types of actors are you looking for? Men need like bright and groom But So I want to propose you I know he will not get selected Come on guy star quality all written all over it. The clients has tell us he should be 510 above Hitism so not only is it is a racism rampant in bollywood films.

There's also heightism fair looking very dashing look Too much racism in india Who would have thought hello? It's the Jim Carrey of indian shampoo commercials Look at the rifle It is a rifle look at that Sunday racist They're highest and they're gun nuts The bollywood scene ladies and gentlemen is starting to sound like 1950 small town USA to me See where can I go just to find some tall good-looking men some white european girls and people who like guns? India it seems not the europe not the United States. We've got yeah, you got to go to India to live the american lifestyle Acting was not going to nothing was so somebody's right on it's to keep them in line But he doesn't he doesn't have to hold her any if the actors aren't playing a role that he wants He just looks over his shoulder at the gun on the wall.

Why don't we try that take again? For the last time hopefully please if you could do it probably this time A great actor but they have a dark complexion will you hire them? Yes, we hire them only if the clients is still we need a dark complexion what the clients has tell us need a fair complexion Hey, baby How about that? There was no script you didn't he's like I didn't even read the script I didn't read the script but it was perfect That should be a lesson to up and comers That should be a lesson for people who are trying to get noticed in bollywood Be Ukrainian one be a tall Ukrainian who doesn't read the script and you're more like it's getting f**k a wild about a minute So as you can see here in the waiting room.

We have a whole bunch of very talented Indian actors. Oh, okay. Good. Who did you end up hiring?

I hired the tall european who didn't read the script. Oh, and he's a director More of our chat perfect phone call And the guy's very good looking very beautiful. It's a perfect call very good phone call Diving out any complaints about the phone call it didn't even read the script. It was a perfect call He is a perfect choice because um again.

He's a fair skin. So he comes in up market They both got the gig They both got the gig See I thought this was going to be like a documentary about racism in bollywood But it turns out that it's a documentary on the unusual hiring practices of bollywood directors They don't go with the indian people in india who read the script and prepare for the part They go with the ukranians who don't read the script and just make it all up You're hired Love this guy All right, that might bring us to the end of the wednesday night edition of the daily boogie ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much for joining us Uh, I'd probably won't be back until about sunday night with the fly in hawaiian james art on trusted verifier So please join us for that probably about 11 p.m If you'd like to become a supporter of the show please head over to patreon.com forward slash will be bumber Become a subscriber by hitting a subscribe button on your preferred podcast player And of course if you would like to compliment me on my fair skin and indian acting skills and you can do so By following me on twitter at boogie bummer. Don't forget to follow our friends at real personal pltcs at christm c44 at ycens and underscore No, I know why since it thank you rahana Thank you for the diamonds rahana.

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