Alright, Show Me
from The Carbon Footprint
This week on The Carbon Footprint: Bad Bunny’s Amazon stream —less concert, more mass pregnancy event. Nine months from now, maternity wards are gonna look like a merch line. Tylenol “causes autism” — which means the Amish either broke the system… or never stood a chance. Americans are having less sex — Netflix and Uber Eats are apparently better birth control than anything at CVS. Millennial dads are more “present” than ever — maybe too present, cause these kids are SOFT A guy managed to knock up a mom and her daughter.... Someone fired a firework at another person and one of us can relate. And a man scuba-dived into a restaurant robbery — Ocean’s Eleven, brought to you by Florida.
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